Chapter 167 Picking Up A "Zombie" As A Girlfriend

Alice, born in the romantic country of France, grew up in an orphanage. Other children often mocked her, but she never felt inferior. Instead, she believed she was an angel sent to Earth by God.

Full of hope and love for life, she eventually rose to fame with her stunning figure and beauty, becoming a Victoria's Secret Angel. However, the apocalyptic game descended upon the world just as she put on the coveted angel wings.

She watched in horror as the other angels in the dressing room went mad and turned into zombies, biting people like rabid dogs. Yet, she miraculously escaped danger time and time again. She believed she was the true angel.

Things went smoothly for her, and she became a choir singer, singing praises to God. This was her seventh time entering the random area map. She found herself in a place filled with fruit-bearing trees by God's grace.

At that moment, she sat by a small pond formed by the convergence of streams, breathing in the fresh air. This made her feel that the apocalypse was meant for others, not herself. She considered herself very fortunate. She cupped her hands to scoop up some water from the stream and lowered her head to take a sip with her lips...

...

Ming sat by the stream, taking his feet out of the water. On such a hot day, washing his feet felt incredibly refreshing.

[Your Da Vinci crawled onto the shore, basking on a warm, smooth stone, waiting for that silly Foodie to join him. It noticed you were washing your smelly socks in the water and suddenly realized the source of the decaying leaf smell in the water...]

[Your Foodie, tired and sad, climbed ashore and looked at you from afar. It threw you a pitiful glance to say, "Those fish won't befriend me. Help me think of a solution..."]

"Alright, you two continue exploring," Ming nodded, confident in his ability to catch fish.

As the frogs disappeared into the bushes on the other side of the stream, Ming took out his secret weapon... stinky mud.

After all, if Foodie saw it, he might not want to eat fish anymore, considering how particular he was about food.

Ming waited until the frogs were far away before tossing the stinky mud into the pond. Of course, he needed to throw in more mud with such a large pond to ensure its effectiveness.

Plop~

The stinky mud hit the water, slowly dissolving and turning the once-clear water as black as ink. Ming pulled a few wild grass stalks from the shore, preparing to skewer the fish.

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Alice took a sip of the water she scooped up, "Oh, God, thank you for bestowing me with such sweet and refreshing water." Little did she know the change that had taken place in the pond just moments ago.

After drinking the water, Alice looked around but didn't see anyone else. Every time she went out, God seemed to watch over her, ensuring she never encountered another person in the areas she explored. It appeared that today would be no different.

Alice was a girl who loved to become one with nature. She always sought to embrace nature in the simplest way possible. She took off her clothes and submerged herself in the pond.

The cool water instantly washed away the heat the sweltering day brought. Taking a deep breath, she sat at the bottom of the pond, completely enveloped in nature's embrace.

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Ming looked on; indeed, the stinky mud worked wonders. The fish floated to the surface, their white bellies exposed, volunteering to become his food reserves.

"Thank you, stinky mud, for providing us with fish for dinner," Ming said as he jumped into the pond. He skewered the fish one by one onto the grass stalks.

[Your frog companions hid in the distant bushes, watching you cheerfully throwing the dark, sticky, stinky mud. Da Vinci bumped Foodie, "Hey, seeing this, what do you think about the fish you've eaten before?"]

[Your Foodie stared blankly at the distant you, licking its tongue. I finally understood why there was always a strange taste when eating fish... So that was it.]

[Da Vinci stared at Foodie with its mouth open. Foodie turned its head and looked at the bewildered Da Vinci... "I just love this taste; what's it to you?"]

"Does it have a taste?" Ming wondered after receiving the message from the frogs, feeling doubtful. He thought he always cleaned the fish thoroughly while cooking. Could it be that Foodie's sense of taste was extremely sensitive?

[Your frogs saw the black water flowing downstream, with layers of fish floating up. They looked down at the stream flowing into the distance, thinking you should add more stinky mud, as this small amount was not enough.]

[ Foodie happily hopped downstream, deciding to explore and see just how long the stream was... Da Vinci, worried about Foodie getting lost, followed closely behind.]

"how much longer is this river longer?" Ming collects the fish, watching the stream flow downstream and many fish floating with water.

He felt foolish for not thinking of this before – the water flowed downstream, so why didn't he throw the stinky mud in the water and wait downstream? It would be more efficient and save energy. He then walked along the bank, spreading smelly mud as he went.

The stream turned jet black instantly, and the smell of stinky mud was horrible; even the king-level earthworms couldn't bear it; no wonder Mike would faint every time.

[Your frogs are bouncing happily, especially, Foodie, because there are so many different types of fish to eat...Da Vinci is happy to see a golden-haired female "zombie" floating on the dark water surface below...]

[Da Vinci bumped into Foodie, how about her?... Foodie licked its tongue; with wet hair blocking its face, it couldn't see clearly...Just wearing so little, only two pieces of cloth...]

[Da Vinci slapped Foodie's head and began to educate it, saying, "You don't know what's sexy...]

[ Foodie looked at Da Vinci and then at itself and asked, "What about us? We don't wear clothes, what are we?"]

[Da Vinci thought for a moment...then slapped Foodie's head again, saying, "You have too many problems! Focus on the task at hand!]

"..."

Ming continued to sling mud without many reactions. After all, it was not unusual for tourists who turned into zombies to stay here in this countryside scenery. He only cared whether the zombie was ordinary or above the Lord's level.

[Your froglets found that the zombie's chest was slightly rising and falling, and they exchanged a look. The zombie was still alive and could be collected in the warehouse. Da Vinci hesitated for a moment, then bumped into Foodie...]

[ Foodie instantly understood, jumped onto the face of the female 'zombie,' and pulled back her hair. Da Vinci lay on Foodie's back, looking down. It thought you would be very satisfied because the zombie's skin was smooth, tender, and elastic...]

[ Foodie pulled open the 'zombie's' eyes...they were blue, like a gemstone...]

"Blue eyes~" Ming continued to sling mud, thinking this was still a Lord-level zombie, which was great.

[Your Da Vinci used its collection ability on the 'zombie' and successfully collected it. The froglets happily continued to run downstream of the stream, looking for more girlfriends for you ...]