Extremely emotional, the maid continued to cry her heart out. Hiro's shirt started to become wet from Vanessa's tears. Her arms which refused to let go only embraced him ever tighter. The maid buried her face into his chest, her warmth reaching him despite the fabrics that separated them.
"Even if Lene and Jei do not tell me I am sure they are the same. When I saw Maximilian approach, I knew I would regret it for the rest of my life if I allowed any harm to come to you. I would willingly trade my life if only to allow Hiro-sama to live a second longer.
"But fate had other plans, my sisters came in our time of need, my love. The two of them made a united front with me to protect the one we adored the most.
"Unlike those shallow goblin girls, they were the same as me. I saw in their eyes the same desperation I had. I knew they would rather die than separate from you. I originally planned to kill them…"
'… excuse me did I just hear that right? My kind maid wanted to kill my harem?'
"My desire to monopolize you demanded I ended their lives. But then I thought about what you would think of such a woman. One who killed your allies in her selfishness. Thus I waited.
"I will watch them and prove I am superior, when you grow tired of them I would end them in one fell swoop. Only I deserve you... you are mine.... My knight... My hero.... you can belong to no one else! MINE!"
Hiro, who heard the words of Vanessa started to feel cold. The blonde maid's irises started to alternate between red and blue. She started to grit her teeth. Her face warped into one of anger as the maid wrestled with her emotions. Inwardly the transmigrator panicked.
'Fucking shit, I fucking knew it. Vanessa is a fucking yandere! What do I do? Fuck! What do I do?'
- Alert: Beauty's Bane [D] Lvl 1 has suppressed the erection response of the host's autonomic nervous system! INT increased by 6 points for 24 hours -
'Fuck you! system! I am not turned on by having a yandere … Well maybe a little... You know what screw it. I have a yandere so what? Sue me! How do they handle Yandere's in manga again?'
Vanessa started to twitch uncontrollably like a doll and started to murmur dangerous things in a low voice. Hiro then returned her embrace and brought his hand to her chin, raised her face, and gave her a passionate kiss. After the deed, Hiro moved away only to see the maid with flush cheeks and shallow breaths. Her eyes were notably red like rubies.
"Love, please do not harm Jade and Raylene. I want you to swear this to me. If I saved you know that you three also saved me. And besides, we need people who would protect our house when we go on dates, help us when you get pregnant, and babysit.
"Rather than people whom we don't know aren't they already the best choices? We won't be able to move around for years if we have mini Hiros and mini Nessas running around. It would be better for our romance if they are present. I am fine not adding anyone else. Just permit those two. I beg you, my love."
Hiro then quickly went in for another peck, the yandere who seemed to overheat from the short tryst of their lips started to ponder seriously. From Hiro's repertoire of manga, anime, and light novels he quickly formulated an action plan to handle a yandere.
Rule number 1. Never disagree with said yandere. Doing so will give her the impression something is more important than her. Always use please and thank you.
Rule number 2. Never threaten her into doing something by leaving her. The odds of her murdering your ass rises if you push her enough, this approach is a suicidal band-aid that will backfire on you eventually.
Rule number 3. Highlight the other women in your circle as jobs or roles for her benefit. Do not acknowledge them as women less she begins to see them as a threat.
Rule number 4. Intimacy, a whole lot of it will ensure your yandere behaves if only to get more.
Rule number 5. If you have no intention of leaving your yandere, highlight all the good things you two will do in the future. Doing so allows her to nail her vision for the future and be more tolerant of the present.
Rule number 6. Remember to reassure her of your love and devotion. Failure to do so may end up costing you if she breaks down. An ounce of prevention is better than a pound of cure.
Rule number 7. Talk as if she is in control. Ask her permission, opinion, and input in all things. This gives the yandere a false sense of security allowing her to believe she is being magnanimous.
Vanessa's eyes turn blue as she nodded. "I understand Hiro-sama, I accept them as your lovers as they will become our future nannies and guards, plus we need them to manage your needs when I get pregnant.
"Know that I only do so because it is you who requested it and I am an understanding wife. I refuse to allow anyone else though, like those goblin girls, one of them said she will warm your bed! (even I haven't done that)."
The maid then pulled a knife out of her prosthetic arm and pointed it at Hiro's little brother. Her eyes suddenly turned red as she continued "My love, I am extremely well-versed in tonics that enhance pleasure and pain. And due to my years as an assassin, I will know if you keep secrets from me. So don't even bother trying. ALSO! If you cheat ever cheat on me remember that I will castrate you."
The transmigrator gulped in nervousness as he smiled. He gave Vanessa a swift peck on the cheek as he answered. "I won't. My love, you, Lene, and Jei are all I ever need. Didn't I refuse the goblin girls immediately? I didn't know you were an assassin thought. When did it happen?"
Hiro then drew away from the yandere and held her hand as they walked.
