I’ve received great news today. As for what it is, a bath has been completed in my temporary residence in Koenigsvelg, even though it’s a provisional one.
At first, I thought I would live in a hotel during my stay here, so I rented a large facility, but the rooms were bad, the service was bad, and the food was bad and disappointing. So, although it’s inconvenient, I’m currently staying at the Caanza Trading Firm’s branch office in Koenigsvelg.
I’m in Koenigsvelg now because of politics. That’s why my work is centered around the politics of the Caan Knights Nation.
Caanza Trading Firm is in business, so naturally, their branch office is a place suitable for conducting it. Caanza also has warehouses in the warehouse districts where other companies have their buildings, and they also have facilities at the port for unloading. Even merchants can’t be separated from politics, so there are administrative procedures, so there will be times when they need to go to the government office.
But after all, the basis of the company’s way of thinking is for business, not politics. So it’s a little inconvenient for me to stay here. The government office is far from where I am staying, and commuting is inconvenient because there are no good roads…
Even so, I ended up staying at a facility owned by Caanza. And that facility had been in the middle of being refurbished to be able to withstand my stay.
Finally, a temporary bath was completed! I’ll take a bath!
I’ve been taking a bath since I came here, but it feels like I was forced to wash my body in a rather inconvenient state. It’s like a Goemon bath in a place surrounded by a simple enclosure… It’s finally time to take a decent bath, albeit a temporary one. There’s no way my excitement won’t go up.
“Let’s go!”
It’s not as good as the one in the Knighthood, but I’m going to enter the bathroom that’s reasonably well made. It feels like the temporary bath that was in the Carruthers Residence in the royal capital. If I step into the dressing room and look at the basket…
“… Oh? Oooh! This, what is this!?
In the clothes basket, there is a bra with a huge cup size I can fit on my head. It’s outrageous that you’re hanging such a huge thing out like this! Only Alexandra wears a bra like this. I was told that I would be the first to take the bath after it was completed, but it seems that Alexandra entered first and waited in ambush.
There’s something from the bathroom! Jyabu! I can hear it, and it’s certain that someone has entered first. Maybe they went in early to surprise me, but I came earlier than they thought, so maybe they’re not ready yet?
“Fuh-fuh-fuh……”
Maybe they were trying to surprise me, but it’s sweet. Too sweet. On the contrary, let’s surprise them!
I quickly took off my clothes and quietly entered the bathroom. I can’t see the other clearly because of the steam and obstacles. I’m sure there’s one person over there, but if I can see them from here, it means they can see me from there too. It looks like she’s washing her head or body, so hide and get close before I’m noticed.
I hide behind the steam and obstacles so that I can’t be seen by the other side, and sneak up behind her while making a detour. Then…….
“Eei!”
From behind, he grabbed Alexandra’s heavily ripened melons, no, watermelons.
“Oh, my? Flora dear? Perhaps you wanted to spoil Mother?”
“………… Huh?”
Where I should have grabbed Alexandra’s watermelons, before me I could see blonde instead of Alexandra’s beautiful red hair. This person has a big physique. I don’t know the size of her watermelons, but her body is definitely fuller than Alexandra’s. And above all, this voice…
“Mo-Mother!?”
“That’s right~? Did you miss your Mother’s breasts, huh? Flo~ra dear?”
These splendid watermelons I was holding were… it seems to have been my mother’s watermelons. I thought Alexandra was the only one wearing a bra that would fit my head, but now that I think about it, there’s another one… I never thought she would be in a place like this, so I didn’t even think about it.
“Why are you here, Mother…?” I asked.
“Hmm~? I just came back to take a break~? Or rather, Flora dear? To suddenly grab a woman’s important parts while she’s in the bath… what do you mean by that, hmm? Could it be that you usually do this, I wonder?”
Ah~~~! I’ve done it now! Mother found out that I was doing “tee-hee, haha” in the bath with everyone…
“No~……, that’s~……”
“Fufufu, it’s alright, you know? Flora dear. Mother knows everything.”
Eh!? What do you know all about? What are you talking about, exactly!?
“Even though you keep telling Mother not to play in the bath, Flora dear, you’re actually always playing in the bath, right?
Ah… yeah… Well, she’s not wrong either…, I guess… However, my mother played around with the hot water by splashing around and swimming in the bathtub. When I say my sort of play, it’s like washing up with my wives, or trying to break them up so they don’t team up on me, but… let’s not talk about that.
If she’s misunderstood me, let’s just pretend it didn’t happen. It’s also a good place since this is now part of my dark history, mistaking my mother for one of my wives and grabbing her watermelons…
“Flora! There you are! Ah! Someone else is here! Hold, Floto! What’s going on!”
Mikoto opened the door and entered, then let out a scream when she saw me and my mother clinging together. At first, she called me Flora, but maybe because she was upset, it became Floto after that… Right now, I don’t mind either one, but I want them to be properly unified.
Right now it’s bad to spread that Flora and Floto are the same person. If you call me by just one of them, I can claim that I’m a different person with the same name, but calling me by both names in the same breath is saying that I’m the same person. Again, it’s fine now, but if you don’t pay attention to it on a daily basis, you won’t be able to notice if you accidentally misname me at an important time.
“Well! Lady Maria, did you come back?”
And when Alexandra realized that it was Mother who was playing with me, she called out. It’s fine for them to come closer and line up, but when the two of them have their watermelons hanging right up to my face, it’s amazingly powerful. It makes me feel weird because one of them is my blood mother.
“Miss Flora, I will wash your back,” Katharina said, while everyone was confused.
“Oh no, you don’t! Now that I think about it, I can’t always let you take the best part, Lady Katharina! I’ll wash Floto’s back!” Claudia said as she noticed and stopped her.
Even so, since the last time Claudia dressed as a man, Claudia has become like Claudio, dressing as a man and not returning to before. The way he speaks and his actions are too exaggerated, or rather overdramatic… it seems like he’s doing this on purpose…
“Hold! What are you doing leaving me alone!? Come on! Floto! I’ll wash your back for you!” Mikoto yelled.
“I think it would be better for everyone to wash together like before…” Louisa said.
At that, all my wives’ eyes shone. And then the Flora Washing Competition began…
Ah~……, in the bath, I had a terrible experience……, no, I had a difficult experience. I never thought that I would play with the wives like that in front of Mother. This is that. There is such an embarrassment as if the husband and wife did what they do in front of their parents. Of course, we have a clean relationship, right? Didn’t we just wash our bodies?
“Hold the icy cold bottle! Put your hand on your waist! Drink it all at once!”
“””Nguh! Nguh! Nguh! Puhah!”””
After taking a bath, everyone lined up and drank well-chilled milk in one gulp. I would like to have coffee milk, but unfortunately, there is no coffee, so I chose fruit milk.
“Mother is too old to drink something that cold in one gulp…” Mother said, drinking hers little by little while lying and crying.
Well, drinking cold milk in one gulp seems to be bad for your body and stomach, and it might be true that it’s better not to do it regardless of your age. But I can’t stop drinking fruit milk in one go after taking a bath.
In other places, it’s not easy to cool down with ice, but we have a lot of excellent magicians, so it’s easy to cool them down with ice. Ordinary people can produce only as much ice as they can consume.
“By the way… why are you really here, Mother?” I asked after we cooled down a bit.
I wondered if something had happened like with Father, who suddenly returned without prior notice.
“Eh~? It’s just like I said earlier?” Mother said. “I really just came back to relax, you know~? And I was silent because I wanted to surprise you, Flora dear.”
“Ah~… that surprised me, yeah…”
What a mischievous mother to think of this… I was really surprised. I think my life has been shortened. After all, it would be unreasonable to expect Alexandra was taking a bath and grabbing her ripe watermelons, only to discover that it was my Mother’s watermelons. Well, in the first place, it’s a matter of whether or not you should grab someone’s watermelons, but I’m not talking about that.
“Thanks to the additional troops and fleet that Flora dear sent, the other side has become more docile, so the situation isn’t that urgent right now,” Mother said.
“Is that so……?”
In other words, you could say that the situation was dire until the additional reinforcements were sent. While I was relaxing in Koenigsvelg, my father and mother were on the front lines facing the enemy. I feel like I can’t say anything…
“There’s nothing for you to worry about, okay, Flora dear? Besides, you were in a place like that, it would have already become a war,” Mother said.
Hey… Mother… what does that mean? Why is it already a war if I’m on the front line staring at the other side? Would you like to elaborate more about that?
“Floto is short-tempered, and once she gets angry, she’ll get her hands on them right away, right?” Mikoto said.
“I don’t want you of all people to be saying that, Mikoto, but…”
I don’t think I’m that short-tempered… It’s true that I get angry once in a while, but I rarely get exceptionally angry. Most of the time, I will just pretend to be angry or lightly scold them with the intention of them being more careful. It’s only once in a while that I get really angry and act violently…
“Since Mother is back, shall I sleep with you tonight, Flora dear, since it’s going to be the first time in a long while?” Mother asked.
“Eeh!?”
That’s a problem. I always sleep with my wives. I wouldn’t add my mother to it. Or rather, I can’t show that kind of showing at all.
Then do I want to just sleep together with my mother?
That’s no good either. I can’t stand sleeping apart from my wives. In other words, sleeping with just my mother is not an option.
“No matter how you look at it, at this age, I probably won’t be able to sleep with you, Mother…”
“Oh my~? I can’t believe these are the words of the spoiled child who was so eager to spoil her mother just now~?”
“Ugh…”
It hurts when she says that. And I can’t say that I just mistook her for Alexandra. Then it becomes a discussion that I usually do such things with Alexandra.
“Okay! Then let’s all sleep together tonight!” I shouted.
I was already in despair. Did my mother know about it? I’m going to sleep in a wide bed with my wives until it’s too narrow!
I regretted my words. I can’t sleep very well…
“Nnn~~~”
“Muguh! Ti-Tight..”
My mother secured a place next to me and slept, and had a very bad sleep position… she’s still hugging me… rather, my neck…
“Can’t… breathe…”
I tap her arm briskly, but it doesn’t make a dent in my sleeping mother. Gradually, I started to lose consciousness, and even though I was trying to wake her mother up by tapping her arms and back quite strongly, there was no sign of waking up.
Just when I thought it was all over, the strength of her arms relaxed and my neck was released.
“I’m saved…”
I thought that for a while…
“Gyaa! Die! I’m going to die! You’ll break my spine!”
This time I’m squeezed with a bear hug as hard as she could. An unpleasant sound resounded from my body. Few people have ever heard their bodies making those noises.
“Geeze~, you’re so noisy, Floto…”
“Mikoto! Help me!”
“Uh~nn…”
No one wakes up even though I’m screaming. I wondered if some kind of sleeping magic was cast on them. In the end, I was injured all over by my mother until morning and woke up without being able to sleep properly.
I will never sleep with my mother again!
