Yang Xiaohai opened his eyes from his sleep and looked at the cowhide tent above his head. For no reason, he burst into laughter.
A stinky foot beside him kicked him. "Are you trying to die? It's early in the morning, why are you still lying in bed laughing?"
Yang Xiaohai sat up excitedly and looked at the dog boy next to him, who was rubbing his nose with his eyes closed.
"Cao Cao senior brother, we don't have to do anything now, and we have meat to eat every day. Shouldn't we be happy?"
This was real meat. He had never eaten so much meat in his life. Even the emperor didn't have such a good life.
"Look at you, a few meals of meat and you're so happy. Children will always be children."
But he was different. He had higher aspirations.
The dog boy sat up, rubbed his eyes, and got out of bed. He patted Gao Zhijian's leg, who was snoring beside him.
"Fool, wake up. I estimate we'll be leaving in a few days."
"We're leaving already?" Yang Xiaohai's expression was reluctant.
"Li senior brother has already cured his hysteria. Don't you want to leave?"
Yang Xiaohai muttered, "Staying here for a lifetime isn't so bad."
"Hmph! You think this is your home? You're just a guest here, that's why they're serving you. If you stay longer, they'll start throwing plates and chairs at you."
After scolding Yang Xiaohai, the dog boy saw that Gao Zhijian was still asleep. He lifted the blanket and grabbed his pants, pulling them down.
Seeing Gao Zhijian, who was half asleep, grabbing his pants in a panic, the dog boy laughed and ran out of the tent.
Once outside, the dog boy stepped into the river barefoot and began to wash himself carefully. He never used to be so diligent, but Chun Xiaoman said that women like clean men, so he started doing it.
"You have white and yellow patches on your face, and you look like a rat. If you're even messier, you might as well be dead." Chun Xiaoman's words echoed in his mind.
He thought about it and realized she was right. He started to clean himself up.
Sure enough, after washing himself, some of the bandit women started talking to him more. He had to be careful because the Qingqiu people in the tent camp started to flirt with him, which made him anxious.
He didn't mind being left with the leftovers, but he was afraid that everyone else would be picked and he would be left alone.
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After cleaning himself inside and out, he untied his belt and peed into the river. He took out a red flower from his pocket and put it in his ear, swaying as he walked back to the tent.As soon as he entered the tent camp, Gouwa saw Li Huowang's back. He was about to say hello with a smile when he saw the other person fiddling with scattered and creepy torture devices.
"Hey, Li Senior Brother, what are you planning to do?"
Gouwa didn't want to get into trouble, so he quietly approached from the side.
Instead of going directly to the women's tent, he first came to the entrance of the Lv family's troupe tent and whispered, "Xiucai! Xiucai!"
"Hey! I'm coming, I'm coming!"
Soon, Lv Xiucai, with milk mustache on his lips, rushed out. "Let's go. I'm done eating."
The two of them walked together towards the women's tent.
"How about this flower of mine?"
"It's not bad for a woman to carry flowers, but not for a man."
"Why can't a man carry flowers? In our place, men who carry flowers are liked by young women."
When they arrived outside the women's tent, they didn't go in directly, but waited quietly.
Although their relationship was not necessarily good, they had a common topic when it came to this kind of thing.
As the sun in the sky gradually rose, the women finally came out from inside, each holding their clothes and went to the river to wash them together.
"Hey, they're out, they're out! Let's catch up!"
Gouwa spat twice into his hand, rubbed his temples on both sides, and then lifted his foot to follow them with a smile.
Seeing the two of them coming over, the women were not afraid and gathered together to discuss something, occasionally bursting into laughter.
"That~~! Meeting at the top of the willow tree, at noon...!"
Lv Xiucai's voice startled Gouwa, and also attracted the attention of the women.
"What did you say, Xiucai?"
"I don't know, I just know this sentence. My father said that women nowadays like men who are cultured."
Gouwa looked at him disdainfully, wiped off the flower on his ear with his hand, and walked over with a smile.
Soon they arrived at the river, and Gouwa actually chatted with the women.
After all, it had been so many days, and they knew what kind of person Gouwa was, so they only dared to talk big.
At first, Gouwa thought the words on his ear were working, but after a while, he realized that they were asking about Gao Zhijian.
At this time, a group of Qingqiu men rode horses bare-chested and whizzed past from the front, causing the women to exclaim in surprise.
After circling twice, one of the Qingqiu men suddenly led his horse to step on the water and came over. He grinned and reached out to a woman with a big mouth."Go quickly, this man looks good! Look at those muscles!"
"Yes, Lan'er, didn't you also have your eye on him tonight?"
"We can't be picky anymore, Lan'er."
As the woman named Lan'er was led onto the horse, the voices of both men and women cheering could be heard.
"What's the big deal? What's the big deal!" Gouwa's face was full of disdain.
"That~~! Under the moonlight by the willow tree, I made a date with that person...afternoon!"
"Enough, scholar, stop howling! You've been howling for an hour, has anyone even looked at you once?"
Gouwa looked very disgustedly at the young man beside him. He shouldn't have come with him today, he was useless.
"I don't believe it, I can't let this dark little guy steal the show from me!"
Gouwa thought for a moment, took out a small wooden tube from his waist, and then took out a needle wrapped in white silk, and stuffed it in from the tail.
"Cough cough! Ladies, watch closely, this is a magic trick I learned from a real person! This is not just anything, this is magic~"
When everyone's eyes turned to him, Gouwa's face became more and more proud, and he began to show off with the tube.
"Hehe~ what's riding a horse compared to this? Can anyone compete with me?"
"Watch carefully, don't blink, this is not something ordinary people can see!"
Gouwa took a sheep and put the wooden tube to his mouth, and took a deep breath towards the sheep's head.
The next moment, his face turned red and he frantically covered his neck with both hands.
"Crack~~"
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