CH 404

C404 – How Strong Was The Dog

Compared to these farming tools that Zhang Xuan refined, the sword in his hand was a pile of dog shit!

How could make his heart balanced?

Thinking back, he was proud for tens of thousands of years!

Every time he walked to a place, he would definitely take it out to show off and exchange it for those old fellows’ envious gazes.

Now, it seemed like he was a f * cking big monkey, a big idiot!

He actually took that kind of garbage to show off for so many years. Fortunately, he came here and was injured. Otherwise, with his character, he would definitely not be able to resist showing off.

Thinking of that possibility, Uncle Zhang couldn’t help but shiver.

He paid over 400 precious materials for such a trash. He actually still had a treasure that wasn’t good enough!

“Big Horse Monkey” and “Idiot”, were no longer enough to describe his stupidity.

What made him even more depressed was, he still owed that bastard a huge favor and had to pay it back in the future.

Damn!

When he thought of this, he couldn’t help but curse.

“Just wait, you bastard! If you really dare come to my Zhang family, I’ll personally chop off your head and use it as a chamber pot!”

He was really sold by someone, and he was even willing to pay for the number of people!

Uncle Zhang gritted his teeth. He wished he could immediately see that bastard and let him see the farming tools that Zhang Xuan gave him.

“What kind of f * cking sh * t is this that you are refining!”

Uncle Zhang picked up the shovel and swung it at the sword on the ground.

It was as easy as cutting a piece of paper. The sword was broken by the shovel.

The shovel was unharmed!

What the f * ck…

Seeing this scene, Uncle Zhang wished he could strangle that bastard to death.

Zhang Xuan was too f * cking awesome!

He must be the seed of our Zhang family. This is all because of his ability. He has the demeanor of me back then!

Uncle Zhang gritted his teeth and said shamelessly.

Without any hesitation, he dripped his blood essence onto these farming tools. Although these farming tools looked very strange and might be mocked by others if they were taken out to fight, he didn’t care.

He believed after the other old men obtained these treasures, they wouldn’t care if these Dao weapons were farming tools or not.

If they really fought, when he took out so many Dao weapons, those people would only be envious and jealous. They would absolutely not care what the Dao weapons in his hands looked like.

Refining a few Dao Weapons in a short time wasted a lot of energy, even with Old Zhang’s strength.

Not only that, so many Dao Weapons were swimming in his meridians, increasing the compatibility between the Dao Weapons and his body. This was an extremely painful process.

Even though Uncle Zhang was prepared for this, he still sucked in a breath of cold air.

This was much more painful than expanding his meridians just now. Uncle Zhang almost fainted.

“F * ck, I shouldn’t be greedy! I should refine them one by one!”

However, he already started refining them. He couldn’t stop now. Otherwise, all his previous efforts would have been for naught.

“Uncle Zhang!”

The Old Monkey sneakily came back with the wine. He knew Uncle Zhang’s injuries should be more or less healed, so he purposely rushed back.

Only by drinking with Uncle Zhang could the Old Monkey have a taste of life.

With the dog…

That guy was drinking water, and he drank a few hundred catties at a time.

“Damn, did you never see a treasure before? You’re not afraid of death!”

When the Old Monkey saw Uncle Zhang like this, it instantly understood what he was doing and was startled.

Was he stupid?

Mr. Zhang had so many treasures here, so when did he want to use them? He could just take one and look at the villagers’ homes. Who didn’t have a dozen or so of them?

Uncle Zhang wasn’t weak. Why did he look like he never saw the world before?

The Old Monkey looked at Uncle Zhang with disdain, but his eyes were full of concern.

“F * ck, you know nothing!”

Uncle Zhang gritted his teeth and endured the pain in his body as he angrily growled.

“What are you calling me?”

A rooster walked in and turned into a young man. It minded its own business and opened the wine brought by the old monkey’s mouth. It happily took a sip of the wine.

“Ha…”

Old Monkey “……”

Old Zhang “……”

Half an hour later, Uncle Zhang felt the pain disappear like a receding tide. The corner of his mouth revealed a smile, and his heart was filled with wild joy.

He looked at the young man and asked doubtfully, “Little Chicky, what kind of breed are you?”

The young man looked at Uncle Zhang speechlessly. “If it wasn’t for your age, I would beat you to death. Do you believe me?”

“Don’t think you can look down on me just because you are strong. When we fight, the winner will definitely be me. Do you believe me?”

Uncle Zhang couldn’t help but laugh. This pheasant was really confident.

Although the rooster was special, its true strength was only at the Void Stage. However, it was at the Peak of the Great Tao, and it wasn’t far away from the Monarch Stage.

Apart from finding his great-grandson, he also wanted to temper himself in the mortal world, and find a chance to break through.

This little chick was really overconfident.

The Old Monkey faintly smiled. “Uncle Zhang, don’t you not believe me. When you have the time, you can try it out with the rooster once you’ve fully recovered. I believe his strength will surprise you!”

Obviously, the one that the Old Monkey thought highly of was also the rooster.

That’s right, they would know after a competition. However, the most important thing right now was to drink. He could finally drink openly and openly!

“Sou!”

A black shadow suddenly appeared in the room.

The Old Monkey’s expression changed. It was already too late to keep it.

“Woof!”

The dog was flustered and exasperated. It pointed its paw at the Old Monkey and cried out in grief and indignation.

The Old Monkey’s expression was awkward, and so did the rooster.

It was over. It was caught right in the middle.

“You put the wine at my place, and I’ll charge you some safekeeping fees. It’s not too much, is it!?”

Old Monkey braced himself and shouted.

“Right…”

Before the rooster could finish speaking, it was sent flying by the dog’s claw.

“Gudong!”

The Old Monkey swallowed its saliva.

“I say, little dog, you…”

Uncle Zhang felt he should stand out. After all, he had a share in drinking.

However, before he could finish his words, he was “interrupted”.

Feeling the pain in his chest and the whistling sound of the wind beside his ears, Uncle Zhang finally came back to his senses. He was sent flying by the dog.

He was dumbfounded!

He was shocked!

How was this possible?

The dog’s strength was above him?

Although the dog was suspicious of a sneak attack just now, his strength should far exceeded the dog!

Until his face was dug into the ground, rubbing against it for a long time, and even leaving behind a deep ravine, Uncle Zhang still didn’t understand this point.

“Woof…”

After the dog slapped away the Uncle Monkey, he sat down in a gentlemanly manner. After which, he slowly took a sip of the wine and said, “Ha…”

The rooster, Old Monkey and Uncle Zhang sat up. The rooster and Old Monkey acted as if nothing happened. They even had the mood to take a sip of wine.

Uncle Zhang was somewhat puzzled. Looking at the two of them, this kind of thing happened quite a few times. It seemed like they were already used to it.