Chapter 278 I'm Glad She Liked It
It was early in the morning of my fourth day in the Hydra Kingdom. I had come to see Mitsunaga-kun off in front of the city gate.
[Miyama-san, thank you for coming to see me off. I’m sorry, we end up not being able to talk that much.]
[No, no, it can’t be helped. You’re busy with your playing a Hero…… Speaking of which, I saw your speech yesterday and it was very impressive.]
[Thank you. I’m still not as good as Miyama-san, but I’ll do my best to improve, one step after another.]
That’s strange…… It sounded like Mitsunaga-kun just said something strange like him being no match for me, you know?
No, I’m sure that I just heard wrong. It’s not like Mitsunaga-kun would need to try being my equal or anything like that.
[……J- Just in case I heard right, let me ask Mitsunaga-kun something……. You didn’t just say that you’re not as good as me, right?]
[Eh? Ah, yes. After all, Miyama-san has been in contact with the Six Kings. You even have the Phantasmal King-sama under your control, and so that should mean that you already have one of the most powerful people in the world under your control.]
[……N- No, they aren’t that big of a deal…… Especially the Phantasmal King.]
[……Eh?]
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It seems that Mitsunaga-kun has heard a lot of rumors about me through Princess Cattleya, and it seems that he really thinks that I’m an amazing person.
However, that’s a big misunderstanding. It’s the people around me that are amazing, not me. I’m just one of the ordinary people you can find anywhere…… ordinary…… Was it no-good to describe myself as ordinary? I feel like describing myself like that is slowly getting forced……
As I was chatting with Mitsunaga-kun for a while, Princess Cattleya, who had finished their preparations for departure, approached us.
[Miyama-sama, thank you so much for your help in this matter. If it weren’t for Miyama-sama’s presence, it would have been quite unfavorable to us.]
[Ah, no, the only one who helped you was Phantasmal King so……]
[Yes, please tell Phantasmal King-sama that I was truly grateful to her as well.]
[I understand.]
I didn’t know about it, but it seems that when the one with the role of Hero gets attacked, it can be a big problem.
But in the previous incident, Alice moved quickly, and since everyone involved, including the mastermind, was quickly apprehended, it really helped Princess Cattleya’s position.
[Well then, Miyama-sama. We’ll take our leave now. I sincerely hope that we can meet again.]
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[Me too, please be safe on your journey.]
[……I think there would be more troubles on Miyama-sama’s side though, so please do your best.]
[Unnn. Mitsunaga-kun too, do your best in acting as Hero.]
[Yes! So long!]
With their goodbyes, the carriage that was on standby started moving. As Mitsunaga-kun greatly waves his hand and Princess Cattleya gives a small bow, I see them off.
After Mitsunaga-kun’s group disappeared from sight, I walked towards the city and spoke to Alice since she should be next to me.
[Alice, Princess Cattleya said thank you.]
[I’m not interested in that at all~~ I wouldn’t have helped them if it weren’t for Kaito-san.]
[Still, it’s a fact that you helped them…… That’s why, I’ll say it again for me this time, thank you.]
[Uuuuu…… Y- You’re welcome……]
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When I thanked her as well, Alice sounded a little embarrassed when she responded to me before she disappeared.
Now then, after reaching my goal of seeing Mitsunaga-kun and his group off, it’s time for my promised date with Fate-san.
As I think about the places we should go to, I meet up with Fate-san in front of the inn.
[Kai-chaaaan~~ I’ll be in your care today~~]
[Yes. I’ll also be in your care today…… Then, how about we go?]
[Alrighty! Then, let’s go!]
Fate-san didn’t seem to be dressed any differently than usual, but she seemed to be in a very good mood. As she raised her hand with a big smile on her face, she started walking with me towards the city.
One step, two steps, after walking for three steps…… Fate-san suddenly stopped in her tracks.
[……I’m going to die.]
[Isn’t that too fast!?]
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You have only taken three steps, you know!? And why the heck did you start slacking off on the ground!? Couldn’t you try a little harder!?
When I dumbfoundedly looked at Fate-san, whose tension clearly plummeted down, she glanced at me and spoke.
[Kai-chan, I have something I’d like to discuss with you…… but how about…… we just go make out in a room, or perhaps, become one?]
[Rejected!]
[Ueeeehhhh……. I- I’m that, you know. I steadily lose a lot of my vitality under the sun.]
[It’s alright. You’re not a vampire, you’re a god.]
As I shuddered, remembering how our bodies are entwined with each other yesterday, I guess Fate-san was still the same as usual. A refreshingly straightforward request…… It immediately gave me a headache.
Letting out a big sigh, Fate-san looks as if she was thinking for a little bit before she looked at me with her hands outstretched.
[Well then, in that case! Kai-chan, piggyback~~]
[That’s rejected. I reject it.]
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[Ueeeehhhh……]
Seeing Fate-san with her arms outstretched like that was very cute, but as expected, I decided to reject her because I think going on a date while your partner was in your back is kinda difficult.
[Uuuuuu, in that case, I can’t walk~~ I’m going to die here~~]
[……How lazy can you be……]
[Ahh~~ What a blunder. I shouldn’t have left my cushion if this was going to happen……]
[……Huhh……]
I was feeling dismayed when Fate-san started acting spoiled, but thinking about it, Fate-san usually travels on a flying cushion and I rarely see her walking.
Even when we were going towards this city, she was also riding on my back…… and it seems that walking feels troublesome for her.
Letting out a big sigh again, I feel like our date won’t go on like this, so although it changes the order of my plans, I decided to give her the cushion I prepared for her as a present.
[……It can’t be helped. I was actually going to give it to you at the end of our date but……]
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[Unnn? What is it? What is it?]
[Here, the present I have prepared for Fate-san.]
[O- Ooohhhhh!!!]
As I said that, I took out from the magic box the cushion that makes people useless made by Alice…… In short, it’s a squishy bean bag.
When Fate-san sees this, her eyes widened and she looked at me with sparkling eyes.
[I- It’s a cushion! A cushion Kai-chan prepared just for me……]
[I didn’t know what Fate-san liked, so this is what I thought.]
[I- I’m so happy——– Haahh!? Whoa there…… I’ll just say this now, Kai-chan. Even if it’s Kai-chan’s present for me, I’m still going to be very picky with my cushions, you know? If you think that you can satisfy me with just some half-heartedly made cushion, you’re mistaken!]
She was about to say she was happy for a moment, but it seems like she has some kind of weird pride regarding cushions, as Fate-san regained her attention and declared that with a serious expression on her face.
The way she looks like that is so cute that I can’t help but chuckle.
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[I’m sure it’s okay…… Because this is the cushion famous in our world for making people useless.]
[What’s with that really fantastic item!? A cushion that makes people useless!? It could make people useless!? Isn’t this the greatest!?]
[……No, your reaction to it was the weird one.]
Why the heck do you look so happy after you heard that it turns people useless…… Also, please be relieved. You’re already a useless Goddess from the moment I met you. As for that assessment, that hasn’t improved at all.
Anyway, Fate-san seemed to be interested in this cushion and received it from me…… Thereupon, her eyes widened.
[W- What is this~~!? T- This cushion is…… H- How squishy. It’s as if this cushion is sucking in my finger with my touch!]
[It was filled with lots of little beads in it, making it very squishy.]
[Fuuoooohhhh! This is amazing, Kai-chan! This is amazing…… P- Poke, poke……]
As expected of the cushion that makes people useless. It was frighteningly effective on the useless Goddess, as Fate-san happily touched the cushion around, and after a bit of time, she deployed what seems to be State Preservation Magic on it before jumping on it.
[Aaaaahhhhh~~ Amazing. Dish is amashiiinngg…… Fuaaahhhh…… I’ll go live here from now on……]
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[………………]
It seems that Fate-san and the cushion have quite the affinity with each other, as she was so charmed by the cushion that her body already looks like melted cheese…… As I looked at Fate-san while she lazily lay down on the cushion, the cushion floated and lined up next to me.
[Kai-chan…… this is the best…… Thank yooouuuu~~]
[I’m glad you liked it.]
[Unnn, Kai-chan really is fantastic~~ I love you so much~~ How about I give you a kiss in return?]
[No, thank you.]
[Do you really have to be that quick in refusing me!?]
Somehow, isn’t she more languid than before? W- Well, I guess that’s how much she liked it but……. Well, whatever.
Dear Mom, Dad———- My date with Fate-san started, but Fate-san is still the same as ever. I ended up having to change the order and give my present to her first, but for the time being——– I’m glad that she liked my present.
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Question: What happens when you give a Goddess who is originally useless a cushion that makes people useless?
Answer: The Goddess who is originally useless and the cushion that makes people useless would mix with each other, their chemistry would lead them to a useless direction, accomplish a useless evolution, and turn into something that’s more useless than ever.
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[Miyama-san, thank you for coming to see me off. I’m sorry, we end up not being able to talk that much.]
[No, no, it can’t be helped. You’re busy with your playing a Hero…… Speaking of which, I saw your speech yesterday and it was very impressive.]
[Thank you. I’m still not as good as Miyama-san, but I’ll do my best to improve, one step after another.]
That’s strange…… It sounded like Mitsunaga-kun just said something strange like him being no match for me, you know?
No, I’m sure that I just heard wrong. It’s not like Mitsunaga-kun would need to try being my equal or anything like that.
[……J- Just in case I heard right, let me ask Mitsunaga-kun something……. You didn’t just say that you’re not as good as me, right?]
[Eh? Ah, yes. After all, Miyama-san has been in contact with the Six Kings. You even have the Phantasmal King-sama under your control, and so that should mean that you already have one of the most powerful people in the world under your control.]
[……N- No, they aren’t that big of a deal…… Especially the Phantasmal King.]
[……Eh?]
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It seems that Mitsunaga-kun has heard a lot of rumors about me through Princess Cattleya, and it seems that he really thinks that I’m an amazing person.
However, that’s a big misunderstanding. It’s the people around me that are amazing, not me. I’m just one of the ordinary people you can find anywhere…… ordinary…… Was it no-good to describe myself as ordinary? I feel like describing myself like that is slowly getting forced……
As I was chatting with Mitsunaga-kun for a while, Princess Cattleya, who had finished their preparations for departure, approached us.
[Miyama-sama, thank you so much for your help in this matter. If it weren’t for Miyama-sama’s presence, it would have been quite unfavorable to us.]
[Ah, no, the only one who helped you was Phantasmal King so……]
[Yes, please tell Phantasmal King-sama that I was truly grateful to her as well.]
[I understand.]
I didn’t know about it, but it seems that when the one with the role of Hero gets attacked, it can be a big problem.
But in the previous incident, Alice moved quickly, and since everyone involved, including the mastermind, was quickly apprehended, it really helped Princess Cattleya’s position.
[Well then, Miyama-sama. We’ll take our leave now. I sincerely hope that we can meet again.]
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[Me too, please be safe on your journey.]
[……I think there would be more troubles on Miyama-sama’s side though, so please do your best.]
[Unnn. Mitsunaga-kun too, do your best in acting as Hero.]
[Yes! So long!]
With their goodbyes, the carriage that was on standby started moving. As Mitsunaga-kun greatly waves his hand and Princess Cattleya gives a small bow, I see them off.
After Mitsunaga-kun’s group disappeared from sight, I walked towards the city and spoke to Alice since she should be next to me.
[Alice, Princess Cattleya said thank you.]
[I’m not interested in that at all~~ I wouldn’t have helped them if it weren’t for Kaito-san.]
[Still, it’s a fact that you helped them…… That’s why, I’ll say it again for me this time, thank you.]
[Uuuuu…… Y- You’re welcome……]
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When I thanked her as well, Alice sounded a little embarrassed when she responded to me before she disappeared.
Now then, after reaching my goal of seeing Mitsunaga-kun and his group off, it’s time for my promised date with Fate-san.
As I think about the places we should go to, I meet up with Fate-san in front of the inn.
[Kai-chaaaan~~ I’ll be in your care today~~]
[Yes. I’ll also be in your care today…… Then, how about we go?]
[Alrighty! Then, let’s go!]
Fate-san didn’t seem to be dressed any differently than usual, but she seemed to be in a very good mood. As she raised her hand with a big smile on her face, she started walking with me towards the city.
One step, two steps, after walking for three steps…… Fate-san suddenly stopped in her tracks.
[……I’m going to die.]
[Isn’t that too fast!?]
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You have only taken three steps, you know!? And why the heck did you start slacking off on the ground!? Couldn’t you try a little harder!?
When I dumbfoundedly looked at Fate-san, whose tension clearly plummeted down, she glanced at me and spoke.
[Kai-chan, I have something I’d like to discuss with you…… but how about…… we just go make out in a room, or perhaps, become one?]
[Rejected!]
[Ueeeehhhh……. I- I’m that, you know. I steadily lose a lot of my vitality under the sun.]
[It’s alright. You’re not a vampire, you’re a god.]
As I shuddered, remembering how our bodies are entwined with each other yesterday, I guess Fate-san was still the same as usual. A refreshingly straightforward request…… It immediately gave me a headache.
Letting out a big sigh, Fate-san looks as if she was thinking for a little bit before she looked at me with her hands outstretched.
[Well then, in that case! Kai-chan, piggyback~~]
[That’s rejected. I reject it.]
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[Ueeeehhhh……]
Seeing Fate-san with her arms outstretched like that was very cute, but as expected, I decided to reject her because I think going on a date while your partner was in your back is kinda difficult.
[Uuuuuu, in that case, I can’t walk~~ I’m going to die here~~]
[……How lazy can you be……]
[Ahh~~ What a blunder. I shouldn’t have left my cushion if this was going to happen……]
[……Huhh……]
I was feeling dismayed when Fate-san started acting spoiled, but thinking about it, Fate-san usually travels on a flying cushion and I rarely see her walking.
Even when we were going towards this city, she was also riding on my back…… and it seems that walking feels troublesome for her.
Letting out a big sigh again, I feel like our date won’t go on like this, so although it changes the order of my plans, I decided to give her the cushion I prepared for her as a present.
[……It can’t be helped. I was actually going to give it to you at the end of our date but……]
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[Unnn? What is it? What is it?]
[Here, the present I have prepared for Fate-san.]
[O- Ooohhhhh!!!]
As I said that, I took out from the magic box the cushion that makes people useless made by Alice…… In short, it’s a squishy bean bag.
When Fate-san sees this, her eyes widened and she looked at me with sparkling eyes.
[I- It’s a cushion! A cushion Kai-chan prepared just for me……]
[I didn’t know what Fate-san liked, so this is what I thought.]
[I- I’m so happy——– Haahh!? Whoa there…… I’ll just say this now, Kai-chan. Even if it’s Kai-chan’s present for me, I’m still going to be very picky with my cushions, you know? If you think that you can satisfy me with just some half-heartedly made cushion, you’re mistaken!]
She was about to say she was happy for a moment, but it seems like she has some kind of weird pride regarding cushions, as Fate-san regained her attention and declared that with a serious expression on her face.
The way she looks like that is so cute that I can’t help but chuckle.
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[I’m sure it’s okay…… Because this is the cushion famous in our world for making people useless.]
[What’s with that really fantastic item!? A cushion that makes people useless!? It could make people useless!? Isn’t this the greatest!?]
[……No, your reaction to it was the weird one.]
Why the heck do you look so happy after you heard that it turns people useless…… Also, please be relieved. You’re already a useless Goddess from the moment I met you. As for that assessment, that hasn’t improved at all.
Anyway, Fate-san seemed to be interested in this cushion and received it from me…… Thereupon, her eyes widened.
[W- What is this~~!? T- This cushion is…… H- How squishy. It’s as if this cushion is sucking in my finger with my touch!]
[It was filled with lots of little beads in it, making it very squishy.]
[Fuuoooohhhh! This is amazing, Kai-chan! This is amazing…… P- Poke, poke……]
As expected of the cushion that makes people useless. It was frighteningly effective on the useless Goddess, as Fate-san happily touched the cushion around, and after a bit of time, she deployed what seems to be State Preservation Magic on it before jumping on it.
[Aaaaahhhhh~~ Amazing. Dish is amashiiinngg…… Fuaaahhhh…… I’ll go live here from now on……]
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[………………]
It seems that Fate-san and the cushion have quite the affinity with each other, as she was so charmed by the cushion that her body already looks like melted cheese…… As I looked at Fate-san while she lazily lay down on the cushion, the cushion floated and lined up next to me.
[Kai-chan…… this is the best…… Thank yooouuuu~~]
[I’m glad you liked it.]
[Unnn, Kai-chan really is fantastic~~ I love you so much~~ How about I give you a kiss in return?]
[No, thank you.]
[Do you really have to be that quick in refusing me!?]
Somehow, isn’t she more languid than before? W- Well, I guess that’s how much she liked it but……. Well, whatever.
Dear Mom, Dad———- My date with Fate-san started, but Fate-san is still the same as ever. I ended up having to change the order and give my present to her first, but for the time being——– I’m glad that she liked my present.
The source of this content is lightnovelworld.com
Question: What happens when you give a Goddess who is originally useless a cushion that makes people useless?
Answer: The Goddess who is originally useless and the cushion that makes people useless would mix with each other, their chemistry would lead them to a useless direction, accomplish a useless evolution, and turn into something that’s more useless than ever.
T/N: 16/151
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