Volume 1 - CH 15

Chapter 15: The Overwhelming Feeling Of Last Boss......

TL: Akabane

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I realized today that I have never visited Shota's house, even though we have known each other for almost five years.

Well, I didn't care where we played, and I had no particular desire to go to Shota's house, so I had never been conscious of such a thing, but now that I think about it, I have certainly never been there.

As for why I'm talking about it, it goes back to recess after third period today.

"Ah, um ...... S-Senpai!"

I happened to pass Suzune on my way to the classroom, and she stopped me.

It was unusual for her to talk to me at school. As I turned around with this thought in mind, she rushed toward me with a music textbook clutched to her chest. Her Haruka-chan length skirt swayed with her steps.

As she comes up to me, she looks around once and puts her lips to my ear, as if she is concerned about the gazes of the students around her.

"S-Senpai, that story is ......."

Her breathless whisper like that made my eardrums tremble and I almost shuddered.

"What's wrong?"

"Well ...... that's ......."

She called me and then she said something there. She was whispering in my ear, so I couldn't see her expression, but I could tell from the trembling in her voice that her face must have been bright red.

So I braced myself.

Oh, Suzune. What on earth are you going to say in public?

"Hey, why don't you come to my house after school today ......?"

That's what she said.

Eh, what? That's normal. ......

No, it's so normal, it's outrageous for Suzune to ask me to her house, but I was so prepared for "Umm, I'm ...... not wearing ...... today. ......" that I was out of sync .......

Apparently, I was invited to Suzune's house, and that's when I realized that this was my first time visiting her house, or Shota's house.

So after school, I met up with her at a park near her house, and we both headed to her house, but ...... I had a concern.

"Wouldn't it be bad if Shota found out?"

After all, it was that siscon b*stard. I was worried that Shota might find out. If he knew I visited her house, I wouldn't be surprised if he pushed me off the station platform tomorrow. ......

But Suzune giggles at my worry.

"Oh, don't worry ...... my brother is in prep school today, so he won't be home until tonight."

"I see. ......"

There seems to be no loose ends in that area.

And then she stops there.

"Here we are ......."

She pointed to a very ordinary house.

I wonder, did Shota live in a house like this? As I looked up at the house with a vague recollection, Suzune opened the gate and beckoned me to come in, and I followed her.

She took out a key with a cat key ring on it from her bag and unlocked the door.

What appeared was the front door of a very ordinary house.

"I'm home. ......"

Saying that, Suzune enters the house.

Somehow ...... strangely nerve-wracking to enter a stranger's house. When I visited the house with a unique smell different from my own, I found a beautiful lady in a suit that I didn't recognize.

Who is this beautiful lady ......?

She was wearing earrings, but when she noticed my appearance, she tilted her head and said, "Ara?" She turned her head toward me and tilted her head.

"It's so unusual for Suzune-chan to bring a boy with her."

The lady smiles at me.

She is beautiful. ......

And her smile was too similar to Suzune's.

Suzune's ...... sister?

Hmm? But wait, I've never heard of ...... Suzune ...... or rather Shota having an older sister, right?

"This is my Senpai that I told you before ......."

Suzune introduced me to her sister, leaving me tilting my head.

She tilted her head for a while, but then said, "Ah~!" and her eyes widened as if something had occurred to her.

"Could it be that you are Konon-sensei?"

"Huh? O-Oh yes ......."

I answered quickly because she asked me so naturally.

Hmm? Wait a minute ..... why does this person know my pen name ......?

How does he know my pen name?

"Hey, wait a minute!"

"Eh, what's wrong? Is something wrong?"

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Why? Why does she know my name as a sensual novelist?! As I was making a pale face alone at the entrance, Suzune called me, "S-Senpai ......."

"S-Senpai ...... that's ...... I'm sorry ......."

Suzune bows deeply to me.

What? What is this situation?

"A few days ago, I accidentally fell asleep on the sofa with my Senpai's novel displayed on the screen ...... and my mom saw my novel ....... I was so embarrassed that I made the excuse that it was my Senior's novel and I was reading it to support him. ......"

Oh, Suzune apologetically explains the situation.

I see...... and I was almost convinced. But then I noticed that her words contained an extraordinary word, and my eyes widened.

"Suzune-chan ...... just now, I heard you say mom......."

"Yes, yes I said ...... but ......."

Hey, hey, wait a minute, ...... you're lying, right?!!

I couldn't believe my eyes. Wait a minute ...... She is Suzune's mom?

I looked at the lady. The lady was still smiling and looking at me and Suzune alternately. The glamorous woman looked to be in her twenties, no matter what I saw.

"Suzune-chan, can I ask you something?"

"Yes, yes. ......"

"Suzune-chan, do you call your sister " mom"?"

"Umm, I ...... don't have an older sister ......"

"Well then ...... what is this person to you?"

"Well, she's my mother ...... but I don't know if you've met her ...... or not."

"No, no, we don't ...... but ......."

Suzune answered as if it was a matter of course.

Oh, no......I've had so much information since I entered this house that my mind can't keep up with it....... 

And there, Suzune's sister modification, Suzune-mother, giggles and walks up to me. Then, she put her hands on her knees in the hallway, a step higher than the front door, and stuck her face out and looked at me seriously.

"I've read your novel. Konon-sensei."

"Eh? What?"

Oh, no, my brain can't keep up with .......

You, what do you mean you read it? You read my .......

"I can't believe that such a naive looking boy has such naughty fantasies in his head. ......"

Saying that, Suzune's mother poked my cheek with her fingertips.

Oh, no...... I'm going to get a perverted trophy.......

As I was about to ascend after such a motherly instinct dubbed peck attack from such an adult woman, she suddenly smiled wickedly.

"That Haruka-chan girl is ...... Suzune-chan, right?"

"Eh? No, no ...... it's a ......."

No, there's no way I can answer that.

If I had the guts to say, "Yes, I'm writing a sensual novel using your daughter as a model," I'd be a much bigger man than I am.

"I'm sorry ...... should I die here and now?"

But when I declared suicide, Suzune's mother tilted her head.

"Why are you apologizing?"

"No, because ......"

I'm made your daughter and son incest in my novel.

"It's not like you're using her real name. That's right. Suzune-chan is cute, isn't she? If I were a sensual novelist, Suzune-chan would be my first choice as a model."

"Haha ......"

What are you talking about, citing your own daughter? What are you talking about, mother?

I couldn't keep my mouth open for Suzune's mother, whose perversity is even greater than Suzune's.

But Suzune's mother's verbal assaults do not end.

"Hey, how about using this aunt as a model for your next work? You see, I have the air of an adulteress, don't I? How about my daughter's homeroom teacher attacks mature women? C'mon, c'mon. ......"

No, that's not funny at all, right?

No. ...... this is a bad one.

Maybe, I'm being verbally abused right now by this older lascivious or beautiful lady?

I'm about to get a lot of trophies. ......

I am completely speechless and can only break out in a cold sweat as Suzune's mother pats my head.

To her I think,

What is this overwhelming last boss feeling...

This person is the type of last boss who appears as a kind person in the beginning ...... and screws over the main character with overwhelming power at the very end. ......

And yet, you can be sure that this person is definitely Suzune's mother.

It seems that Suzune's perverted nature is inherited by this person.

She is completely Suzune's perverted supercompatriot. I haven't even met her for a few minutes yet, but I can tell ....... Maybe even Suzune can't stand up to this person.

"This Non-kun is surprisingly shy. He's cute. ......"

My body is completely stiffened by her and I can't move.

But then...

"M-Mama ...... don't tease Senpai too much ......."

Suzune said that to her as if to give me a helping hand. Then Suzune's mother huffed.

"Oh no, I should ...... have to go soon."

She looked at her watch and hurriedly put her feet into high heels and opened the door.

Thanks God .......

I finally patted my chest in relief to see her like that.  As I watched her in amazement, she came up to me.

And then....

"Take care of Suzune-chan, okay?"

As she said that, she reached her hands toward me and, as if out of the blue, she put her arms around my neck and pulled me to her chest.

"Ngghh........"

Suddenly, I felt a soft touch on my cheek.

Hey, what a happy feeling ...... and ...... big .......

Suzune's mother patted my head while holding me close to her chest.

"Suzune-chan, she always talks about you to me. She must really like you. Konon-kun, you should love that girl a lot."

Oh, no...... I'm going to get trophies...... seriously, I'm going to get trophies, so give me a break.......

In the end, Suzune's mother hugged me for almost a minute as I cried, then left the house looking satisfied.

As I watched the door slam shut, I finally patted my chest and looked at Suzune.

Suzune was unusually miffed, her cheeks puffed out, and she was glaring at the door resentfully.

"Well, mama no baka ......."

Apparently, even with her perverted genius, she can't beat that rascal .......