Chapter 509： one little thing

"The eldest lady is really hard to serve..." Lin Feng sighed, then picked up a drink, "I'll give you this one, papaya milk."

"How come it's hard for me to serve, it's obviously you...!" Misaka Mikoto was already close to running away, "Also, what do you mean by giving me papaya milk!"

"Teacher understands, Misaka-san," Lin Feng looked at Misaka Mikoto with a sad expression, "After the close physical impact contact with him just now, the teacher understood very well... He was all a junior high school student, but he was still staring at an airplane. Isn’t it painful to play with the tablet? Come on, drink some papaya milk to grow your breasts..."

"You...ah..." Misaka Mikoto's eyes began to circle, "What breast...chest...cough, what airport plane! How can a teacher say this to students! Sure enough, you are a super abnormal, or Go die!"

The conspicuous electric current soared from Misaka Mikoto's body, and Lin Feng saw that he was lucky to Dantian, and he was about to shout...

"Wait, wait, wait! I'll stop, can I stop!" Misaka Mikoto was really afraid of Lin Feng's mouth, and hurriedly suppressed herself, barely squeezing a friendly expression on her face.

Lin Feng held a few cans in his hands casually, and asked, "Oh, yes, in the school city, are there any crimes of vandalizing public property?"

"Well, yes, vandalism will result in disciplinary committees and mechanical guards..."

Misaka Mikoto was too experienced in this, and subconsciously answered Lin Feng. It’s just that before she finished speaking, she saw Lin Feng picking up the can and retreating like a whirlwind. By the way, she stood in a crowd and stared at herself with the same surprised eyes with a group of pedestrians, as if she was just nothing to do. Innocent people are average.

Misaka Mikoto's body froze suddenly, and she looked at the smoking vending machine and the cans in one place, as well as the only prisoner beside the vending machine-herself.

"Sure enough, is it a Tokiwadai student again?"

"So this is the true form of the urban legend of'Vending Machine Destroyer'..."

"I don't know how many vending machines have been destroyed this month. I suspect that the vending machines in our college city always don't spit out cans, which is directly related to her frequent destruction!"

Pedestrians whispered and swept Misaka Mikoto with reproach and scrutiny, making Misaka Mikoto feel ashamed, like trying to squeeze out the "little" hidden under the school uniform.

Sure enough, am I being treated as a prisoner again!

Misaka Mikoto squeezed his fists, and then looked at Lin Feng, the real "prisoner", and saw that he was already holding a few cans and humming a little song that didn't know where he left.

"You bastard! You frame me, stop me, I want to fight you!!!"

Misaka Mikoto chased after Lin Feng and yelled constantly. Lin Feng rolled his eyes: "I'm a scholar. Which scholar have you ever seen to fight a LV5 superpower? Do you think I'm as stupid as you?" Besides, you are my student. Help the teacher to bear some trivial vision and prejudice on your behalf, so that you can go further and further on the right path..."

"No, I just feel that I am going further and further down the road of crime!"

"Isn't it because my opponent lost the video game? It's not shameful to lose to the greatest physicist of this century," Lin Feng decisively changed the subject, "This only shows that we are not the same in IQ. Level, such an obvious thing, why do you always want to prove it again and again?"

What is this, how can I say that I will lose!

Misaka Mikoto faintly pulsed with electricity, and he did not dare to directly attack. Lin Feng was right. He was a scholar after all, and Misaka Mikoto's cognition is fundamentally different from that of Misaka Mikoto who often finds trouble. Ordinary people, it's too shameful.

"Hey, girl, is it from Tokiwadai? Do you want to come and play with our elder brother?"

Unknowingly, the two had already chased to the door of a more mixed convenience store. A group of unscrupulous young men who looked like a mobster caught sight of Misaka Mikoto. One of the mobsters with a bald head and lip studs walked straight to Misaka Mikoto. , Surrounded Misaka Mikoto.

In the academy city, there are many people who resent high-powered people because of their low level of ability or incompetence, and most of the gangsters are composed of these people. The Tokiwadai school uniform, which symbolizes high-level abilities, is like a big light bulb attracting hatred in the dark.

"Get away." Misaka Mikoto was in a bad mood at the moment, her drooping head with obvious shadows.

A young violent tribe laughed, and a group of young violent tribes suddenly started laughing: "Hahahaha, did you hear that this chick actually let our second brother Dongcheng go away? What a sharp chick."

"Why, is it taking care of the little boyfriend next to you?" The lead gangster winked his eyebrows, "Leave him alone, let your brother love you well~"

Misaka Mikoto suddenly became flustered, so much so that he ignored the second half of the sentence. He didn't know who explained it to him and said in a frantic manner: "Whhhhhhhhhh, I am not in that kind of relationship with him!"

"Yes," Lin Feng nodded his head and agreed, "I like that kind of plump big sister!"

"What do you mean, bastard!"

Misaka Mikoto pinched Lin Feng decisively again, but Lin Feng also ignored her, walked up to the leader of the gangster and put her shoulders on her back, looking very familiar: "Brother, your vision and orientation are a bit unique. In other words, how do you think it shouldn't be the type who likes poor breast girls?"

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PS: I don’t know if anyone can tell where the "little squeezed out of the school uniform" comes from (laughs)

In fact, many people are familiar with it. I remember that in the text of the previous Chinese class, Lu Xun wrote "A Little Thing": "Squeeze out the'little' under the leather robe." ..