CH 67

Chapter 67… Going to the Supermarket = Dating

Because of King’s arrival, “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan can only be a man with his tail between his legs for a short time. For this, Xiao Luo is very pleased. He doesn’t have to worry about being forcibly woken up when he was asleep, it couldn’t be better!

Twelve forty-five in the afternoon.

Ling Xuan: Xiao Pang, I’m a little scared to go by myself, can you go with me?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Pound the ground and laugh.jpg Has your account been hacked?

Ling Xuan: Knock on the head.jpg Where’s your master?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Master is very busy. He doesn’t have time to talk to you, so go to class quickly.

There are usually two doctors on duty in the school medical office of W University. King went directly to familiarize himself with the position after lunch at Ling Su’s side. The degree of seriousness and dedication is enough to make someone die of shame. “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan said coldly: Scoff!

Ling Xuan: What arrangements does Ling Xiao Su have for the afternoon?

Obviously this “Xiaojiejie” hasn’t given up yet.

Xiao Luo looked back at shit shovel officer and meowed lightly. Ling Su took his wallet and mobile phone, bent down and picked up the little orange cat squatting on the sofa: “Will you go to the supermarket with me, Xiao Pang?”

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I went to the supermarket to buy food, the master came over, and Ling Su decided to show his skills!

“Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan saw this reply, and was so angry that he directly quit the system.

Xiao Luo glanced at the grayed profile of the other party, covered his mouth and smiled unkindly.

“What are you so happy about?” The shit shovel officer patted the little orange cat’s head suspiciously.

Xiao Luo meowed cutely, and rubbed his head against Ling Su’s palm. Of course he couldn’t say that he just unintentionally made Ling Xuan “Xiaojiejie” very angry.

There is a national large-scale chain shopping supermarket near W University, which focuses on fresh food, fruits and vegetables, and non-staple food. This supermarket does not restrict the entry of pets, but the owner must take full responsibility for their pets. If they cause public disorder, fines will be issued and money will be deducted. Under serious cases, they will be blacklisted.

After Ling Su parked the car, he told the little orange cat again and again: “Xiao Pang, don’t run around later, okay? Otherwise, we will have nothing to eat in the future. We can only drink plain porridge every day!”

Xiao Luo: Shit shovel officer, do you really think that just because I’m a cat, I will believe in your lies?

The little orange cat pretended not to understand, stretched out its front paws and hugged the shit shovel officer’s neck, purring happily. He hugged Ling Xiao Su’s face and licked vigorously over and over again.

Now, it’s embarrassing for Ling Su.

“Xiao Pang, pay attention to your image in public places.”

“Ahahahaha! In broad daylight, there is a cat playing hooligan!” This devilish laughter, loud and ugly!

Xiao Luo didn’t need to think too much, he knew who it was, and when he turned his head to look, he could only sigh with emotion.

It was rare for Ling Su to take him out to the supermarket, and unexpectedly met Director Li Wei and his Coco in the underground parking lot.

“It turned out to be Xiao Su.” Li Wei smiled and greeted the little orange cat, “Xiao Pang has gained a lot of weight, so I didn’t recognize it at once.”

Damn, as an international celebrity director, is it really appropriate for you to be so vicious? Xiao Luo curled his tail in dissatisfaction, and the whole cat curled up in the shit-shoveling officer’s arms.

Ling Su stroked the cat’s hair comfortingly, and said with a low laugh, “The food is good, Xiao Pang is growing up a little fast.”

They are also about to leave Z City. Before leaving W University, several people cook by themselves, get together and have fun.

Because Su Chen’s injury has not yet healed, they happened to give Director Li the opportunity to show his talents.

“Xiao Su, we have a get-together at Lao Luo’s house tomorrow, would you like to join?”

“Okay.”

Ling Su looked at the memo and found that there was nothing important to do tomorrow, so he nodded in agreement.

So, the two rushed to the supermarket together.

【Little orange cat, why are you so fat? 】Coco flew at low altitude while circling Director Li, and he didn’t forget to sprinkle salt on Xiao Luo’s wound, it’s simply – too much!

Xiao Luo glanced at the macaw mournfully:【Because I happen to be growing my body.】That being said, it was actually because he stuffed the inner alchemy handed over by King, and then his body swelled up like an inflated balloon. Although he had been staring at Ling Su all morning, he was still a little puffy.

He didn’t know what level the monster dealt with by King is, but the energy is sufficient enough for the system to remind him that the level up is successful twice!

It’s a pity that he didn’t get a new skill, but the proficiency of staring has reached 11/100!

【Little orange cat, I’m going to join Lao Li to make a movie soon. Do you want to go with me? With me covering you, no one in the crew would dare to bully you.】 Coco seems to have accepted Xiao Luo’s explanation, and immediately changed the subject.

As a carefree parrot that occasionally blackmails its owner, Coco’s daily life is still a bit monotonous and lonely. After seeing the little orange cat’s magical skills to transform into a living person, he can’t wait to watch magic tricks every day.

【Not going. I want to protect my shit shovel officer! 】Xiao Luo has no hobby of chasing stars. In his opinion, no matter how popular the big stars in the entertainment industry are, they can’t compare with his family’s Ling Xiao Su. Well, there is no comparison at all!

【What a pity! 】But Coco didn’t force the orange cat any more, 【Ah, by the way, little orange cat, can you tell King to make a League of Legends game in the system? In the future, I will join the crew with Lao Li, and I will definitely not have the opportunity to play on the computer again. Thinking about it, life is really miserable! Pitiful! 】

This… Xiao Luo is a little embarrassed. This is such a big project! It is much more troublesome than the combined workload of writing fifteen more one player games!

【Let me ask.】 Xiao Luo obviously hasn’t learned how to reject others, especially these simple and straightforward little guys. So he has to discuss it with King later.

Seeing the cat and the parrot chatting vigorously, Ling Su couldn’t help being amused. There is an idiom called “Chicken Talking with Duck”, which talks about the language gap between different races. But looking at the serious appearance of his little orange cat, it is obvious that he’s not talking nonsense.

“Xiao Pang, should we push the cart or carry the basket?” Of course, the shit shoveler was unwilling to be left out in the cold. After entering the supermarket, he deliberately picked a topic to draw the little orange cat’s attention back.

Xiao Luo glanced at Ling Su in surprise: Shit shovel, are you stupid? How tiring it is to carry a basket, and we have to buy a lot of things!

“Meow!” The little orange cat pointed domineeringly at the row of neatly arranged supermarket shopping carts.

Ling Su nodded with a modest expression: “Xiao Pang is right!” Then he took the shopping cart and decisively went in a different direction from Director Li Wei!

The scheming boy didn’t have to run away.

“Beep beep——” The system prompts a new message.

Xiao Luo was sitting on the shopping cart, looking around to see where there was something delicious. He was stunned for a moment when he heard the prompt, it took some time before he realized it.

Macaw-Coco : Little orange cat, is your shit-shoveling officer jealous?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Huh? Why is he jealous?

Xiao Luo turned to look at Ling Su: This face is as handsome as ever, and this figure is very standard, ouch, I accidentally got distracted! He then continued to read the expression of the shit-shoveling officer! After observing carefully for three seconds, he came to a conclusion.

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: No, Ling Su is in a good mood now.

Macaw-Coco : Scoff! I was chatting with you just now, he must be unhappy, and deliberately separated us, jealousy, jealousy!

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: …You think too much, Coco .

Macaw-Coco : I didn’t think too much about it! Young Master, I have piercing eyes!

Xiao Luo laughed out loud, piercing eyes? No, you have small mung bean eyes, Mr. Coco.

Macaw-Coco : Little orange cat, do you want to play Fighting the Landlord?

Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Okay.

Macaw-Coco: I made a wrong statement just now, you should continue to accompany your shit-shoveling officer to the supermarket. I will go to Wu Huan and Bai Bai to play Fighting the Landlord. Bye bye.jpg

Hey hey hey! Do you want to discriminate against cats like this? Xiao Luo silently turned off the dialogue box. Recalling the first time he played Fighting the landlord, he suddenly realized: as a human being, sometimes you can’t be too smart. If you keep winning, you will be blocked sooner or later.

“Xiao Pang, tuna?” Ling Su pushed the shopping cart and stopped in the fresh food area. Because it was a weekday and it was after 1 o’clock, the supermarket had not yet reached the busiest period, so it was relatively smoother to choose things.

“Meow!” Yes, yes! Not only tuna, but also cod! Scallop sticks, prawns, hairy crabs, etc. would be even better!

Seeing the excited look of the little orange cat, Ling Su pretended to be distressed while putting the packed food in the shopping cart: “It’s a pity that you can only drink milk. You have to watch us eat at night.”

“Meow?” Xiao Luo was taken aback: No way, you went out so wittily yesterday, are you going to stay here with a shameless face today?

“I’ve bought all the fish, shrimp and crab, how about picking a silky chicken to make soup?” Pretending not to see the little orange cat’s accusing expression, the shit shoveler continued thoughtfully.

Xiao Luo got up unhappily, hugged Ling Su’s wrist, and bit it lightly: “Meow!”

The bite was like scratching, but Ling Su couldn’t hold it anymore: “What’s wrong, Xiao Pang?”

Xiao Luo stared intently at his shit-shoveling officer, and after a few seconds, calmed down resolutely: Little boy, dare to play with me! See how I will fix you tonight!

The little orange cat rolled its eyes and sat back in its original position.

He’s so cute even when he’s angry. Ling Su smiled secretly and reached out to touch the cat’s head: “There seems to be a small dried fish for sale in front, do you want me to buy some for you?”

Xiao Luo couldn’t help drooling when he thought of the bag of dried fish that elder brother Ling had secretly hidden for him before. It’s a pity that it was eventually confiscated by his shit shovel officer. But didn’t Ling Su say that kittens can’t eat small fish?

Well, he can’t eat it in the prototype state. He doesn’t need to worry so much when he changes back to human form!

Xiao Luo’s mind turned extremely fast, and he figured it out all at once, and turned around and meowed at Ling Su naively.

This time, the shit shoveler finally stopped teasing him, and pushed the shopping cart to the cat food section to scan the goods, and picked out a lot of snacks suitable for kittens, all of which were in regular packaging and marked salt-free.

“What else do you want to eat?”

“Meow…” Let me think about it!

Xiao Luo tilted his head and thought seriously. Before the accident, he really liked drinking strawberry yogurt. But now he obviously can’t be greedy, so he can only make up for it later!

The little orange cat raised its chin and finally shook its head.

Thoughtful, Ling Su commented and pushed the shopping cart to the fruit and vegetable section, bought potatoes, okra, corn, baby vegetables, and finally picked out a watermelon.

“It’s almost done. Let’s go to checkout.”

“Meow!”

Because Ling Su bought so many things that he couldn’t carry them with both hands. In the end, the little orange cat could only lie on his shoulders. The curious melon eaters watched him leaving the supermarket calmly.

“Ahhh! That little brother just now looks so handsome!”

“The cat he raised is so cute! I secretly took a picture!”

“It seems that the cat looks familiar, it looks like Xiao Pang ah!”

“Is it the Xiao Pang who started the live broadcast to play LOL?”

“Cats can play LOL these days, it’s really scary…”

Xiao Luo pricked up his ears, vaguely hearing some discussions. As a cat with a strong heart, he said very calmly: Xiao Pang? I don’t know.

But having said that, it is clear that Ling Su’s background is not simple. As a half-public figure, can he really walk around swaggeringly, never worrying about being recognized by others?

Instead, he himself, a little orange cat, has fans everywhere he goes? It feels…so subtle.

It wasn’t until later that Xiao Luo searched on the Internet and discovered that Ling Su had always maintained a proper level of mystery in front of the public, keeping a low profile to the point that he had never shown his face in front of the media even once. It was simply unbelievable!

# My shit shovel has a mysterious identity. I find it very amazing #

When Ling Su came home with the cat, it was already 2:30 in the afternoon.

“Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan was squatting pitifully at the door of the apartment. When he saw someone coming, he jumped up excitedly like: “Ling Xiao Su, I lost my key!” Xiao Luo couldn’t help covering his face: You, an old demon losing his key is like a living person losing his soul, can it be more fake?

“So?” Ling Su stared at the other party with a cold face, his expression clearly said: Do you think I’m mentally handicapped or an idiot?

“Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan grinned: “So, please take me in for a while, I’m sleepy, tired and hungry now…”

Editor: Jieamnin

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