Volume 1 - CH 9

“Ahh, no… I’m gonna have a baby….”

The female warrior spoke, weeping pitifully.

As I pulled my cock out, the female warrior wiggled her legs like a newborn lamb with her ass sticking out, and a milky white fluid gushed out of her cherished region.

Meanwhile, I was pushing my muscle-fatigued and wound-ridden body – with wounds mainly from my journey as a traveling merchant – to fumble my pants for something.

Then, after finding what I was looking for, I pulled it out of my pocket and lit one end of it.

Then, after barely managing to light the end, I puffed out a cloud of smoke.

However, because my pants were soaked as I had wet myself with the love juice of a female warrior, my cigarette case was all damp.

Having no other choice, I had to put more effort into lighting it, all to appease my nicotine cravings for the day.

I puffed another smoke and looked up at the sky.

The sun had already set at the edge of the mountains, and the purple sky and silver crescent moon cooled my mood rapidly.

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“Hey, priestess.”

“What is it?”

I called out to the priestess sitting next to me as I steered the carriage.

When I said, “I’ll give you a lift to Andersen,” she took up on my offer and jumped on board.

“Uhm, is it really true that once the duel application is submitted, its contents must be strictly enforced, even if both parties agree to null the application afterward?”

When I asked this, the priestess pushed herself to silence and wrinkled her brow between her stern-shaped eyes. If you a re a ble t o r ead th is m ess age, yo u a re rea di ng fr om an u nau thoriz ed aggr e gate s ite. Re ad at my Wor dPr ess at stab bing wi th a sy r inge. h ome. b log to su ppo rt me and my trans la tions.

A cold sweat was running down her cheeks.

“O-of course. Isn’t that only natural? It’s not like I was having thoughts like, “I wonder what it’s like to have sex. I want to see it live!” Totally not! I never lied out of curiosity!”

Thank you for your explanationconfession.

I knew it. I thought it was strange.

I have never heard of a law that does not allow contract dissolution by mutual consent.

“Isn’t that right? Miss Priestess is a very grateful person who serves God. Like, you would never lie and let that female warrior lose her virginity just like that, all to sate your curiosity, would you?”

“O, of course not.”

“In that case, this is also fate. You see, I’m planning to visit Miss Priestess’ church in the near future. I think it would make both of us happy if you could make various arrangements for me when I need them. After all, priestesses like you who are devoted and honest in their job are not a dime in a dozen. Don’t you think so, too, Miss Honest Priestess?”

I said that and smiled at her.

It was… a very brightmenacing smile.

“O-okay. I understand.”

The priestess replied in a hushed voice.

And so, the carriage continued on its way.

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We were already within sight of Andersen’s castle town when the Priestess spoke up.

“Hey. Is it really okay for you to leave that female warrior just like that?”

“What do you mean?”

“Not only you left her defenseless, but you also gave her a creampie. You know what that means, right? Or are you really that inhumane to leave a girl you impregnated just like that?”

Are you really a priestess? How can you say such words with a straight face?

Either way, this woman, who was put in a bad position because I busted her hidden intentions, wants to somehow blame me instead for the female warrior’s ruin, even though it was entirely her fault.

However, you made the wrong choice, trying to challenge me in a verbal contest like this.

“That female warrior won’t get pregnant. I put in contraception.”

“You lie. I saw you ramming your cock in her raw.”

Again with her tone…

What the hell is that church that she came from?

“It’s not her. I am. Or, more specifically, I took a “Pilpil” before this.”

“What’s that?”

“The pilpil is, in essence, a magic potion that temporarily kills a man’s seed. In other words, my seed at that time was just a white fluid with no reproductive function in it.”

“Then why didn’t you tell her that? If you had told her, the female warrior would have been relieved, and she would not have gone wailing at the end.”

“No. She needs to be taught a lesson.”

I’ve seen many people like her who think that the world only revolves around themselves. Th is cha pter trans lat ion is m ade po ssi ble by st ab bing wi th a sy ri nge tran slat ions. Check o nly up-to-dat e tran slat ions on my Wor dpr ess si te.

“If I tell her that, she will learn that her actions have little consequence, and she’ll become a repeat offender.”

My case was still mild, but if she were to do it with other people, she would surely end up worse.

She will be as worse as the bandits that tried to mug me at that time.

I lit a cigarette and exhaled another smoke.

“Well, personally speaking, there’s also the charm of tainting a bitch to teach her a lesson not to mess up with people.”

“Oooh. I see what you mean….”

Looks like we’ve achieved a mutual understanding?

Though I don’t really get what she meant by that.

This place is good. You can drop me here.”

After a while, the priestess got off the carriage, saying so.

“We are still outside the city walls. Is that okay?”

“I have some business outside the walls. Still, thank you for the ride.”

Andersen is a castle town, so the city is surrounded by walls to protect the whole area, but there is already something forming that looks like a town outside the walls, probably because there is not enough land inside those walls.

This is a sure sign that Andersen is booming.

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But what does a priestess have to do outside the city walls?

A priestess’ job is to be stationed in a church in the center of town.

I was thinking that if I could get her by the scruff of the neck, I might be able to get some commissions from the church, but I didn’t expect her to escape my grasp right away.

There might be a greasier story lying around this priestess.

Either way, I could say that it was fortuitous for my business in this town that I was able to establish an advantageous pipeline to her.

“Priestess! Priestess!”

I called out in a loud voice to the priestess, who was already quite far away.

She seemed to have recognized my voice as she looked back at me.

“I hope to see you soon~!”

I said and waved my hand.

The final nail in the coffin.

Now, here we are, in front of the main gate of Andersen’s Castle Town.

The town of the moment.

In order to make a big profit in this town, I would have to deal with a thousand fierce competitors from all over the world.

I braced myself and headed for the gate.