Chapter 15

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

Wen Jian tried to persuade Qin Yitan.

“Qin Yitan, forget it. It doesn’t matter if we can’t eat coconuts. We still have a lot of food.”

“That’s true, but… forgetting this matter? That’s impossible!” Qin Yitan thought.

It was not his style to take a step back. He only liked adding oil to the fire.

“Hahahahaha, I don’t know why, but I suddenly feel like they’re like kindergarteners fighting over food.”

“The commenter in front, aren’t you laughing too loudly? However, it’s quite funny. Hahahahaha!”

“Ha! Oh ho! Fight, fight!”

“I bet one cent that Lu Mingyu will win! After all, Qin Yitan was the one who got beaten up so many times!”

Those who watched the fun never thought that things would get out of hand.

The director, who was eating his lunch box, was worried. “Are they really going to start fighting?”

“We only prepared three coconuts. Wasn’t it for this kind of scene?” one of the staff members said.

“What kind of truth are you blindly speaking?!”

“Our ideal script is for a guest to give the coconut to another guest. Then, the guest will turn down the offer for the coconut as expected. They will all be very polite, and no one will quarrel.”

Everyone was speechless.

“This is a survival variety show, and his script is indeed very ideal. It’s so idealistic that the script treated the audience as idiots,” the crowd mused.

One of them asked weakly, “Director, what do we do now? Are we really going to let them fight?”

Although Lu Mingyu and Qin Yitan had brought a lot of attention to the variety show, if they really fought, the production team would be the ones to suffer.

The director lowered his head and thought for a moment before saying, “Let’s wait and see. We’ll decide what to do if the situation is truly irreversible.”

They had already assessed the risks of inviting Lu Mingyu and Qin Yitan to the variety show at the same time.

The result was that the risk was even greater than the universe exploding.

Therefore, in order to protect the show, the director had already prepared a backup plan.

…

“Lu Mingyu, if you apologize, I can give you the coconut.”

If the situation became too tense, it would affect Qin Yitan’s reputation. He tried to save his dignity by taking a step back and doing something generous.

Lu Mingyu raised his eyebrows. “Fight me if you can. Don’t just talk nonsense!”

“I’m not a barbarian. I won’t do it! Besides, if I could beat you, would I need to blabber?” Qin Yitan said.

The audience, who had been silenced by the flitering, were stunned.

“What’s the difference between blabbering and talking nonsense? The program team basically filtered him out for nothing?”

“I’m dying of laughter. I’m impressed by the flitering of the program team!”

“Let’s not ruin our relationship over a coconut,” Lin Xinmeng interjected.

“Yeah, don’t blow things up,” Wen Jian replied.

Lin Xinmeng glanced at Lu Yang, “Lu Yang, you should talk to your brother too.”

Lu Yang glanced at Lin Xinmeng and said to Lu Mingyu, “Mingyu, this coconut’s tail is yellowish brown. It’s probably not fresh anymore. It won’t taste good.”

She spoke slowly and sincerely, without the slightest hint of politeness.

Lu Mingyu was skeptical. “Really?”

“Yeah,” Lu Yang replied.

Wen Jian squatted down and flipped the coconuts patiently. She looked up. “It doesn’t seem fresh. I didn’t feel the water flowing when I shook the coconut.”

Qin Yitan snorted. “These coconuts look so big. How can they not be fresh? ”

Lu Yang must have found a way out for Lu Mingyu.

“You want fresh ones?” Qin Yitan glanced at Lu Yang and pointed at the coconut tree. “There are a lot of fresh ones on this tree. You can pick them yourself!”

To say the coconuts he fancied were not good was clearly a slap to his face.

“This coconut tree is so tall that I can’t even climb up. Let’s see how you pick it!” he thought.

Lu Mingyu laughed coldly and replied without any restraint, “Why are you so arrogant? Is it because you don’t want to live your life in vain?”

Qin Yitan was speechless.

Lu Yang’s lips curled up slightly, and her tone carried a hint of praise. “Brother, you’re like a pikapi now.”

Lu Mingyu asked curiously, “What’s a pikapi?”

“A pikachu that’s standing.”

“This siblings can form a group to do a crosstalk.”

“Lu Mingyu has been praised by his sister! His face was filled with joy, as if he had reached the peak of his life!”

“No one cares about Qin Yitan? Look, his eyes are like copper bells. It’s so funny!”

This pair of siblings were working together and complementing each other. Qin Yitan, who could not win against Lu Mingyu, was even more annoyed.

Without Lu Yang, Lu Mingyu would have been slandered for making a move on this variety program on the trending search.

Now, Qin Yitan felt like a clown who was laughed at by others.

Qin Yitan gritted his teeth and looked at Wen Jian. “Give me my coconut.”

Wen Jian usually hated such arrogant people. She hugged the coconut and backed away a little.

“I think you should use please.”

They were neither bosses nor employees; they were coworkers.

Qin Yitan’s face turned blue after reading the fortune repeatedly.

“Get my coconut up, please!”

Everyone was speechless.

This person’s comprehension ability seemed to be zero. Did a physical education teacher teach his language skills?

If his physical education teacher were here, he would be sorrowfully lighting up his cigarette.

Lu Mingyu sighed. “You can pick more when there is no more coconut. As for lost intelligence…”

Lin Xinmeng hurriedly answered to make his presence felt, “More coconuts?”

“…”

Qin Yitan glared at Lin Xinmeng with the coconut in his hand.

Lin Xinmeng then realized that he was obviously mocking Qin Yitan for not being smart enough to get the coconut.

At this thought, Lin Xinmeng’s face flushed red.

“No… Senior Qin Yitan, I…”

Qin Yitan could tell that Lin Xinmeng was on Lu Mingyu’s side.

As the saying goes, the friend of an enemy is an enemy.

Before the show started, she had specially come over and kept smiling, making Qin Yitan think that she wanted to curry favor with him.

It seemed like she wanted to be a spy.

“Fortunately, I have a high IQ and saw through the spies sent by them. Otherwise, they would have succeeded,” he thought.

Qin Yitan did not say anything nice. “I’ve told you so many times not to call me senior. Are you stupid or deaf? You can’t remember it even after so many times.”

Lin Xinmeng’s eyes instantly turned red.

“No… Senior…”

Lin Xinmeng replied, “System! Didn’t you say that they had no resistance against the weak and pitiful female lead?

“Your acting skills are too bad. I suggest that you train a little before you come out.”

Lin Xinmeng was speechless.

She didn’t expect such an outcome at all.

By right, after she convinced Qin Yitan and Lu Mingyu to stop the plot line, both men would have a change of heart and a good impression of her.

But in fact, not only did she not like him, but she also offended Qin Yitan.

In order to turn the tide, Lin Xinmeng had no choice but to turn her attention to Lu Mingyu.

Lu Mingyu was Lu Yang’s brother. The best way to approach him was to approach Lu Yang.

“Lu Yang, I’ve known you for so many years. You know that’s not what I mean, right?”