Chapter 89 - Landlord's Lunatic Son

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation  Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

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Shi Sui and Xiang Yu’s handiwork had no issues. The swing was very sturdy, and Bai Ruoruo had no chance of falling off.

More importantly, she was very much sure that even if she really did fall, nobody was going to help her…

After confirming that the swing was safe, Xiang Yu allowed his sister to play with it. With an arrogant and cold expression, he helped her push the swing.

“Higher, higher!” With her older brother there, Xiang Yi became overwhelmingly courageous.

“Why do you need to go so high? Are you trying to go to heaven?” He berated in a murmur, but his arms increased their strength.

Shi Sui guarded her on the other side, a gentle expression between his brows. “Be careful not to fall.”

Bai Ruoruo: “…”

She wanted to laugh, but nothing came out.

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When she was swinging just now, they hadn’t said a word!

Now with Xiang Yi, they were acting all considerate!

Could it be that… Xiang Yi had told them bad things about her?!

Thinking of this possibility, Bai Ruoruo gritted her teeth in hatred. While the cameramen weren’t looking, she secretly took out her phone and sent several messages to Xiao Yang.

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After accompanying his sister at the swing, Xiang Yu immediately went to chop firewood. Xiang Yi continued to circle around him like a bee, bringing tea, pouring water, and passing towels while fixing some flowers and plants nearby. From time to time, she would smile at her brother.

Xiang Yu’s lips curled, even though he said somewhat disdainfully: “You’re laughing like an idiot.”

The live comments:

—[Why do I feel like this scene is so warm…]

—[Is this the legendary CP feel? If you look at their features closely, don’t they look very compatible?]

—[Simao brother, you’re obviously smiling from ear to ear. You’re laughing like a landlord’s lunatic son, okay!]

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Bai Ruoruo recalled the information Xang Yang had given her before as she approached Xiang Yi’s side. In a very contrived and pretentious manner, she exaggeratedly praised her flowers and shrubs before casually mentioning, “Big sister Xiang Yi, what did you study in university?”

Xiang Yi glanced at her and responded lightly. “Agriculture.”

“Oh, really?” Bai Ruoruo covered her mouth in surprise. “No wonder you love planting flowers so much, turns out that you’re a professional in this task!”

Xiang Yi replied in a nonchalant manner as she thought about what to cook for her brother for dinner.

Four dishes were too little, how about six? Would eight be more auspicious?

‘Zaizai is so skinny, too; he needs to replenish his body by eating a good meal.’ 

The speaker had other intentions, and so did the listener.

As Bai Ruoruo expected, the rhythm of the live broadcast room was:

—[Agriculture? What did she learn? Farming??]

—[I can’t be a fan. I suddenly feel like Xiang Yi is super tacky…]

—[Excuse me?? All the ladies and daughters of moguls study jewelry design or financial management or something, but the Vase Fairy actually studied agriculture? How lowly oh my god]

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Bai Ruoruo intentionally left enough time for gossip to ferment before asking her with an innocent expression. “Sister Xiang Yi, you’re only twenty, so you probably didn’t finish college, right? Did you drop out?”

Xiang Yi, who had finished rounding out the topiary of a marguerite into a perfect sphere shape, responded casually: “I graduated.”

Bai Ruoruo sneered in her heart. Xiang Yi entered the entertainment industry at the age of nineteen last year, so she could only be in sophomore year at most. How dare she be so callous as to say she had already graduated! Was she not afraid of getting roasted by netizens until she trended online?!

评论正如白若若所料:

The comments were just as Bai Ruoruo had anticipated:

——[花瓶精怕是被大学劝退,只有高中学历吧]

—[The Vase Fairy must have been urged by her university to withdraw and only has a high school level education]

——[众所周知农学分低的惊人,大多都是低分调剂到这个专业,估计花瓶精高考没考几分]

—[As we all know, the grades required for agriculture school are surprisingly low. Most students can get in with their low scores, then they’d just transfer to the major they liked. I reckon that the Vase Fairy hasn’t taken the college entrance examination.]

——[啧啧,家里居然还支持她种地,一看就是暴发户,生怕没粮食吃的小农思想,也是real搞笑了]

—[Tsk tsk, her family actually supports her wanting to be a farmer. She’s obviously a nouveau riche with the mentality of peasants scared of not having food to eat. This is too funny]

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