Chapter 746： Clap your hands and dust off your clothes

  Chapter 746 Clapping hands and dusting clothes

'"Really?" Zhong Er scratched his unwashed hair, it was too itchy! Glancing at the neighbor next door, he muttered softly, "How could that shrew next door come into my dream?"

"..." Wu

"Clock Two."

The soprano voice from next door came again, Zhong Er looked at the ducks passing by the door, and replied loudly without thinking: "Ah, sister-in-law, hurry up and ask Brother Zhang to get up, a group of roast ducks are passing by in front of our door now!"

"Roast Duck??!"

It's unbelievable!

It's incredible!

After listening to Zhong Er's reply, Mrs. Wu twitched the corners of her mouth, suppressed the smile on her face, and echoed her own man's face: "Yes, sister-in-law, there are a lot of roast ducks! Do you want to catch a few and go back to satisfy your hunger? "

Anyway, it was in a dream, and there was such a large group of ducks on the road that the two of them couldn't catch them all. It's not bad for the neighbor next door to be a favor!

After being interrupted by this, Zhong Er and his wife looked at the leisurely flock of ducks in front of them at this moment, as if they saw a roast duck that could not be seen slipping away from them.

For those who have been hungry for a long time, it is the ultimate temptation.

The couple in the yard next door originally only thought that Zhong Er and his wife were entertaining them with words, but the two of them huddled under the covers and pricked up their ears, and they really heard the sound of ducks.

If the couple can't fall asleep, how can Zhong Er and his wife take advantage of the cheapness? No matter what the truth is, it will be clear if you go out and have a look.

Wu grabbed four duck feet with one hand, no matter how the ducks flapped their wings. Just be a good person to the end and kick down the courtyard doors of the nearest neighbors along the street!

Fighting to cross, fighting to cross, startled a pool of gulls and herons!

While Mrs. Wu kicked the door, kicked the door, startled a crowd of villagers!

In the cold spring night, there was a sound of cursing. Wu Shi didn't take it seriously, and walked back to Zhong Er with two ducks in his left hand and two ducks in his right.

Looking at her appearance, Zhong Er kicked her across the air in a funny and angry way, and laughed and cursed: "You are nosy, fake good intentions, you deserve the scolding! Hurry up and throw the duck back into the cage!"

"Is there room in the cage?"

"If you can't fit it, throw it in the yard!"

Anyway, it's better than letting him run around the street in the middle of the night!

Wait for the nearby villagers to come out, and there was a commotion again!

The whole neighborhood was full of noise in an instant, the quacking of chickens and ducks, the exclamation of men, and the screams of women could be heard endlessly!

"quack quack"

"God, am I dreaming? Why are there so many ducks?"

"Oh, cake seller, there are so many ducks!"

"Don't call me, my sister hasn't sold cakes for many years!"

"Dad, where did you get the duck?"

"Don't worry about where it came from? Didn't you see that others are doing it? Hurry up and catch a few more!"

"Yes, yes, yes, there is a share for those who see it. I don't know how long it has been since I opened meat at home. This time I have a good fortune!"

"Hey, do you think this is a gift from God?"

"You mean to say that the food was rewarded a few days ago, and the meat is rewarded tonight?"

"Well, yes, the meaning is the same."

At least for the past two years, their whole family didn’t have to worry about running out of food. Fortunately, they lived in the city, and it was convenient for them to transport food back and forth when grabbing food. The villagers living outside the city are not so lucky, and they may only grab enough food for half a year at most.

"Father, hey! Catch it!" Wu Shi didn't know when she had an extra bamboo pole in her hand, and handed it to Zhong Er: "Fuck you silly, catch it!"

"..." Zhong Er.

The shrew next door saw the bamboo pole in Zhong's second hand, and a flash of light came to her mind. She searched around with her eyes and caught a glimpse of the broom at the door of the neighbor's courtyard opposite. call out:

"The head of the house, quickly open the doors of our house!"

After all, no matter what happens, he waved his broom and drove the ducks on the street home.

The other neighbors followed suit and drove the ducks on the street back to their respective yards with sticks, brooms, poles and other handy things.

Before everyone had finished catching ducks, a flock of geese and rabbits followed.

Mr. Wu pointed to the rabbits all over the street in front of the yard, full of doubts: "Father, what happened tonight is strange, where do you think these meats come from?"

"This." Zhong Er frowned, trying to recall: "I don't know, I didn't dream about it."

"Dreams are so real?"

“.”

"Father, are you sure this is a dream?"

"Well, I also don't think this is a dream. Since it's not a dream, shouldn't you hurry up and catch more meat for storage." Zhong Er stared, "You're still holding me here. Hey, aren't you deliberately delaying my time?"

Don't you know that this is reality? Grandpa is not stupid. It's just for the glorious image of the master, and for his own greed, to find an excuse to grab meat unscrupulously.

“.” Reminds him that he is still wrong! Wu is so angry!

"Prodigal woman!"

"Whoa whoa!"

Ms. Wu turned around and walked towards the room, waving her hands: "Father, the baby is awake, I'll take care of the baby first, work harder, I'm optimistic about you!"

"." Zhong Er stretched his neck and glanced at the bedroom, the corners of his mouth slightly turned up, and there was a little smile in Qing Lingling's eyes.

As time went by, similar scenes appeared in the streets and alleys in the north of the city.

Yang Lan'er has been busy for nearly an hour, and guesses that the north of the city is not considered a small alley, and almost every street can catch chickens and ducks. Finally, she released a group of sheep as quickly as possible on the main street in the north of the city.

The same is true for the south of the city.

The last is the east and west of the city. Most of the people living in these two directions are wealthy businessmen or a few wealthy families.

The houses of these people occupy a large area. For the safety of the house, almost every household has a nursing home more or less.

Yang Lan'er released a batch of wild boars that had been fed a small amount of slow-moving medicine, leaving only a dozen pairs of breeding pigs in the space. Dozens of goats were also released, but she was reluctant to release the beef cattle, and she planned to donate half of them to the military camp. The cattle and buffaloes in the space can be used as farming cattle, and they will be of great use in spring plowing.

Why no wild boars were released in the north and south of the city? The most important thing is that most of the people living in these two places are ordinary people. They have no ability to protect themselves.

Looking around, a group of wild boars that seemed to be drunk slipped into the streets and alleys in the east of the city. She believed that it wouldn't be long before everyone in the streets and alleys would hear exclamations!

"Jie Jie Jie"

Yang Lan'er smirked, if you want something, you have to pay a price!

Now that I have dealt with it, I will no longer miss it.

Clap your hands, dust off your clothes, your enchanting figure floats back

"Stop!"

A low, slightly hoarse male voice came from an alley not far away.

Yang Lan'er, who was raising her breath and floated two steps away, froze slightly, and scratched her ears helplessly. She wanted to act quietly, but she didn't expect to be discovered again.

Helpless!

Since he couldn't hide, he simply turned around and focused his clear eyes on the dark alley opposite.

"Come out!"

(end of this chapter)