Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
“That’s right.” Yang Hua glanced at the strange salesman, but he was sure that he had never seen this person before.
“That’s great. Congratulations on winning our company’s grand prize. We are prepared to give you a set of products for free so that you can try out our online games for free.”
“Online games? I don’t play those.” Yang Hua immediately waved his hand after hearing the salesman’s words.
“What? Do you really not want to try? Our company’s online game products can realize cash exchange, full-scale virtual reality, and so on…” The salesman tried to continue promoting, but Yang Hua interrupted him.
“I really don’t want to play.” Yang Hua looked at the salesman anxiously. He just wanted to chase this guy away as soon as possible and go to the sesame biscuit shop to buy some sesame biscuits.
“That’s a pity.” The salesman was depressed for a while, but he was obviously not completely hopeless. Soon, he pulled himself together and put on a more professional smile. He took out a pill from his pocket that looked like a treasure chest.
“Then you must accept another gift from our company. This is called cultivation… Oh no, it is called a Brain Diamond! It was a genetically modified nano product that had been certified by the international IS7080 and had good effects. It has the ability to strengthen the body…”
“I’m sorry. I think I’m very healthy, and I’m not interested in your products.” Looking at the salesman waving a reddish black pill that looked like a Great Strength Pill in front of him, Yang Hua, who rarely rejected people, shouted impatiently.
Qi Yuying, who sent Yang Hua downstairs, had been watching the salesperson promote his products with interest. The appearance of this strange salesman eliminated a lot of the awkwardness between her and Yang Hua. Moreover, she was not the kind of girl who would always keep one thing in her heart. The awkwardness and blushing just now quickly disappeared.
Therefore, when the salesman mentioned online games, she wanted to mock him, but Yang Hua refused before she could say anything. This time, when she saw the Great Strength Pill, she immediately grabbed the pill from the salesman’s hand with a smile and looked at it up and down in her hand.
“What is this?” Qi Yuying swung the pill between her hands and smiled nonchalantly.
“Ah! This is… This is our company’s product.” The salesman who had the pill snatched away quickly snatched it back nervously and stuffed it into his pocket like a treasure, afraid that Qi Yuying would reach out and snatch it again.
After the salesman put the pill away, he took a long breath and put on a professional smile as he looked at Yang Hua and asked, “Then are you interested in joining our company’s trip of going back to the past?”
“Going back to the past?” This statement surprised Yang Hua for a moment, but he quickly shook his head hard. “Not interested!” His past was too unbearable to recall. If he went back and experienced those unfortunate things again, Yang Hua felt that it would be better to die directly.
Seeing that Yang Hua refused to accept anything, the salesman finally became anxious. He could not help but approach and ask, “Are you really not going to consider it?”
“Why are you so annoying?” At this moment, Qi Yuying stood in front of Yang Hua and frowned as she questioned the salesperson, “He’s not interested in your company’s products. Why don’t you find someone else to promote it? I’ve never seen such a pestering salesman like you!”
“But our things are free!”
“Then you can give it to me!” Qi Yuying stretched out her hand. “It’s a gift anyway. What’s the difference between giving it to him or me?”
“This… But this…” Looking at Qi Yuying’s self-righteous look, the salesperson was so anxious that he kept pacing around.
“Tsk, aren’t you a scammer who scams money? Hurry up and get out of the way! Otherwise, I’ll call the police!” Qi Yuying took out her phone.
Seeing that Qi Yuying had really started to press the number on her phone, the salesperson quickly shouted, “Don’t, don’t call the police. I’ll leave! I’ll leave!” He waved his hand and sighed, shaking his head as he walked away from their sight.
“We have to scare people like this! Otherwise, they won’t be afraid of you at all. It’s annoying to get pestered.” Seeing that her strategy had succeeded, Qi Yuying put her phone back into her pocket proudly and said to Yang Hua as if she was showing off. However, as soon as their eyes met, Qi Yuying, who was carried away, immediately recalled the embarrassing scene just now and immediately became ashamed.
“Yes.” Yang Hua nodded. He felt even more awkward than Qi Yuying. So he quickly said goodbye and ran down the stairs.
On the ground, Yang Hua’s heart was in turmoil. The Luck Management Center in the netherworld was also filled with laments. “Is this the salesman who sold the gas mask to the elk?” The expert in luck correction that King Yama had specially invited from the Heavenly Court looked at the operator lady and asked.
“Yes.” The operator lady also looked at the beautiful woman pitifully… No, she was an expert in luck correction. She replied in an aggrieved manner.
“Too lame!” The expert shook her head and commented.
To be honest, King Yama was actually relieved when he saw the salesman fail. This luck correction expert had actually taken so many strange things to give to people in the human world. If Yang Hua really accepted it, his future would not be good either.
A lucky account in an online game, a pill that could cultivate, a trip back to the past… These were not things that should appear in the human world! If it wasn’t for that shrewish fairy expert saying that she’ll take responsibility if there was any problem, King Yama definitely wouldn’t have let her mess around like this.
The fairy expert saw through King Yamas ‘plan at a glance. She sneered and said, “Yang Hua’s current state of luck can’t be corrected by conventional means. I’ve been in this luck correction business for more than 3,000 years, and the most I’ve done is reverse 50,000 points of luck. Now, his luck is more than negative 80,000, and his original luck was actually as much as 130,000! If you don’t use unconventional methods, just wait and see how angry he is after he dies!”
“Then what should we do now?” King Yama was really anxious this time. He actually revealed a pitiful look like the operator lady as he looked at the luck correction expert.
“I have no choice! Let’s go with Plan B!” The fairy expert frowned and said fiercely.
“What Plan B? Isn’t that a little too sinister?” Hearing the fairy’s words, even King Yama couldn’t help but say. The fairy’s Plan B was simply ridiculous and shameless. As King Yama, he broke out in a cold sweat just listening to it. He even wondered if such good luck was no different from bad luck.
“Sinister? Then do you want him to be filled with resentment when he dies, or do you want him to be sinister?” The fairy didn’t even look at King Yama as she said fiercely.
“Sinister, sinister.” Upon hearing the word resentment, King Yama couldn’t help but nod his head with a bitter face.
“Humph!” The fairy expert shifted her gaze back to Yang Hua on the big screen and muttered to herself, “… What a troublesome fellow, but I don’t believe that I can’t handle you!”
“Phew!” Yang Hua, who had rushed down the stairs, heaved a long sigh of relief. He couldn’t help but recall the scene he had just seen. When he was upstairs, he was not scared at all. His mind was just blank, and he did not think of anything at all. However, when he recalled Qi Yuying’s beautiful face that was full of shyness, he only felt his entire body heat up, and his mouth went dry. Yang Hua knew very well that his face must be as red as tomato sauce now. When he saw a few pedestrians on the side of the road, he quickly lowered his head.
No matter what, the contact just now was too much. Yang Hua’s previous contact with women was probably not even half of what he had just experienced. He didn’t know if this would directly cause a relapse of his “unlucky disease from encountering women”. “There won’t be an earthquake tonight, right? There won’t be an asteroid hitting Earth tomorrow, right?” As he desperately lowered his head, Yang Hua was still thinking uneasily.
As he walked, Yang Hua’s mood gradually calmed down. Just as he was about to rush back to the dormitory after buying the sesame biscuits, he suddenly saw a middle-aged man in shorts drop a one-dollar bill from his pocket.
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