Volume 1 - CH 23

Day 1: Makia

Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

And don’t ever come back, you stupid eggplant black soybean!

Day 2: Tooru

Did you put acorns in my shoes?

Day 3: Makia

Do you know? If you reduce your sleep time, you could die.

Sounds pretty dangerous, right?

Stop it now, kay?

Day 4: Tooru

Your words contradict itself.

Also, why did you put acorns in my shoes?

Day 5: Makia

Was Karted fun?

Why don’t you just live there forever?

Day 6: Tooru

Were you the one who bombarded me with acorns from the windows this morning?

I thought I nearly died.

Day 7: Makia

You can stop coming.

Let me put it simply, I want someone more handsome and obedient.

Day 8: Tooru

Did you set up traps at the building gate?

Master was trapped in it.

Also, could you really find someone more handsome than me?

Day 9: Makia

Shut up you baldie.

People who work too hard will become bald!

Baldie!

Day 10: Tooru

Today, I had a full course dinner of Pearl Salmon and Peach Shrimp.

It was crazy delicious.

Day 11: Makia

Please tell me a bit more about that.

Day 12: Tooru

Wahaha, I won’t tell you, lol.

Little children should just eat lemon cake.

Day 13: Makia

I made up my mind, I’m going to make you explode.

When you leave your room tomorrow, watch your every step.

Nevermore could you enter this house alive.

Day 14: Tooru

Most of your traps hit the master.

What a pity.

Also, I managed to enter the house without any problems.

You go to bed rather early, don’t you?

Day 15: Makia

Hey, isn’t this enough?

Come back, I’m not angry anymore.

Day 16: Tooru

Oi, did you put a dead crayfish in my bag?

What a scary woman…

Day 17: Makia

What?

I don’t know anything about that.

Day 18: Tooru

Oh?

Day 19: Makia

What’s the incident? Are you being bullied?

As expected, Karted’s pretty unsafe.

Did you annoy someone?

You’re rather unfriendly after all.

Day 20: Tooru

It’s been resolved.

Just some random bullying.

Day 21: Makia

Don’t bother about working so hard. Just come home.

I’ll speak to father about it.

Day 22: Tooru

Are you a countryside mother?

Am I a son who has gone off to work in Tokyo? [1]

Anyway, I’ve already gotten to this point, I don’t feel like making a u-turn.

Day 23: Makia

Ahhh, it’s so boring here. Just combe back already.

It’s lonely here. Lonely–

Day 24: Tooru

I’m glad you’re being honest.

Day 25: Makia

You’re lonely too, but you’re still acting cool. Not cute at all.

I’m nearly bored to death.

Each night, I wet my pillow with tears.

The worst type of man is the one who kept a woman waiting.  Just wait, divine punishment will come down on you.

Day 26: Tooru

Says the one who keeps going to bed early.

Looks, there’s only 5 days left, alright?

Let’s do some shiritori (word play game) [2]

I’ll start, mamushi (viper)

Day 27: Makia

Shirikonbare- (Silicon Valley).

Day 28: Tooru

The Karted school project is completed today.

Retasu (lettuce).

Day 29: Makia

Hurry up and come back quickly. (´;ω;`)ウゥゥ .

Sukuatto (squats).

Day 30: Tooru

It’s Tooru, I’m back

Day 31: Makia

Makia here, welcome back