CH 37.1

Do You Still Hate Her? 27 – Mutual Destruction · Happy Ending Edition

Lin Yanyan and Ou Yi covered their mouths and stopped talking obediently.

At this moment, Ye Lu felt very painful. He really wanted to escape, but he couldn’t get away. He could only negotiate terms with Shang Lu : “Let go of me, and I’ll give you my ball.”

Shang Lu released one hand, but the other hand still grabbed his neck to prevent him from running away.

Ye Lu : “???”

Ye Lu hadn’t understood what Shang Lu meant, but the viewers watching already got it.

[Hahaha, releasing one hand for one ball]

[Ye Lu : weak, pitiful, and helpless]

It was only under Song Zeqian’s reminder that Ye Lu understood Shang Lu’s intention. He could only look at Xu Ze helplessly and shout, “Give me your ball, save my life—”

In the end, Xu Ze used his ball as ransom to save Ye Lu, while Shang Lu successfully obtained three balls and won this round without suspense.

[In the end, Shang Lu didn’t follow the rules of the program team, but still won in a strange way]

[Shang Lu : My rules are the real rules!]

[Unpredictable process, but predictable outcome]

The program team also handed the decision of grouping to Shang Lu, and then intentionally asked, “Who wants to be in the same group as Teacher Shang Lu?”

Three hands were raised in unison.

Lin Yanyan looked at Shang Lu with expectant eyes.

Ou Yi seemed even more exaggerated, waving the hand in the air and shouting, “Teacher Shang, pick me! I will definitely not let you down!”

Lin Yanyan looked at him dissatisfiedly.

After all, in Lin Yanyan’s view, even Ye Lu wouldn’t dare to compete so openly with her for the Shang Lu. So how does this Ou Yi dare to?

Ye Lu had a reluctant expression, but he still honestly raised his hand.

[I never thought Ou Yi would join them like this.]

[Change “them” to “her,” Ye Lu also couldn’t understand the two of them.]

[The princess and Ou Yi are like brainless fans, while Ye Lu has become a rational fan, hahaha.]

However, Shang Lu didn’t want to choose any of the three of them. Instead, following the original plan, she said directly, “I choose Xu Ze.”

Xu Ze, who had been looking down, was stunned when Shang Lu chose him. Seeing that other Lin Yanyan and Ye Lu, and now with Ou Yi added, were competing fiercely, he never expected Shang Lu to choose him today.

So, he showed a faint smile and replied, “Okay.”

The program team also let Shang Lu to decide the other two groups.

Without hesitation, Shang Lu pointed at those three : “You three together, Jiang Jing and Song Zeqian together.”

Ou Yi & Lin Yanyan : 

Ye Lu : “???”

Why does he have to be in a group with these two people?

Although Ye Lu was absolutely unwilling, he had no qualification to resist and could only be forced to join ‘Shang Lu’s fan group.’

The program team gave each of them a sign and a black marker, allowing them to write their team name on the sign.

Song Zeqian and Jiang Jing whispered for a few moments, then wrote on the sign: ‘Normal People.’

Others at the scene : “???”

However, netizens found it very amusing.

[Song Zeqian : I’m not targeting anyone, I just want to say that everyone here, except Jiang Jing and me, is not normal.]

[Director Song finally realizes the terrifying living environment of this show, hahaha.]

[When Director Song wrote this strange team name, I think he’s becoming abnormal too, hahaha.]

[Director Song! If you can’t beat them, join them! You’ve cross-dressed, danced in a boy group (though barely moved), and your singing is so terrible. Adding all these together, you’re not very normal either! (saying loudly)]

Shang Lu looked at Xu Ze and asked, “Do you have any ideas?”

Xu Ze naturally shook his head, indicating that anything was fine.

Then, Shang Lu casually wrote two words on the sign : ‘Must Win.’

[Hahaha, isn’t this name a bit too perfunctory?]

[It’s definitely Shang Lu’s style.]

Meanwhile, Ye Lu directly shouted, “Then let’s call ourselves the ‘Defeat the Winning Team’!”

Of course, Ou Yi and Lin Yanyan ignored him and instead held the sign and pen together, discussing happily.

Invisibly, Ye Lu seemed to be ‘excluded.’

When Ye Lu looked at his teammates with a puzzled expression and saw the smiles on their faces, he inexplicably had a somewhat bad premonition.

He pleaded with the heavens in his heart, hoping it wouldn’t be something strange… definitely not…

Ye Lu’s wish went unfulfilled.

Because Ou Yi raised the sign representing their team, and on the sign, it was written —

‘Shang Lu Will Win’

What on earth is this—!!!

There’s no Shang Lu in this team! Why would they wish her victory as the team name? Are they crazy or something!

Although Ye Lu didn’t say a word on the surface, his heart had already roared countless times. He didn’t even know where to start criticizing this absurd team name.

Shang Lu’s expression was equally complex because she couldn’t understand it either.

However, Lin Yanyan and Ou Yi, their smiles were even brighter, each more sincere than the other.

In a daze, it seemed as if you could still see two big tails wagging behind them, waiting for Shang Lu’s praise.

[Hahaha, how could they discuss for so long and come up with this?]

[I thought they were going for some domineering team name, but turns out they’re boosting others’ prestige and dampening their own spirits?]

[I can understang Lin Yanyan’s love for Shang Lu, but what’s the deal with Ouyi? Can someone please tell me?]

[So, is Ou Yi really a fan of Shanglu? Otherwise, I can’t find any other explanation.]

[I can’t be sure whether Ou Yi or Lin Yanyan likes Shang Lu more, but the most speechless one right now is definitely Ye Lu ]

Ye Lu couldn’t help it anymore. After thinking for a while, he ‘politely’ asked, “Have both of you lost your minds?”

Lin Yanyan responded confidently, “Because in my heart, no matter what, Lulu wins.”

Ou Yi followed with, “Teacher Shang Lu’s victory is well-deserved.”

Shanglu: “…”

But they haven’t even competed yet! Why congratulate her directly?

Ye Lu looked at Lin Yanyan, wanting to say something, but ultimately chose to look at Ou Yi and asked, “Are you two the legendary ‘licking dogs’?”

Netizens burst into laughter.

[Hahaha, Ye Lu is being so direct!]

[Not just Ye Lu, I also wanted to ask this question for a long time too.]

Before Lin Yanyan could speak, Ou Yi looked at Ye Lu with a reproachful expression and said, “What are you saying? Don’t you respect Teacher Shanglu?”

Ye Lu : “?”

Why should he respect Shang Lu? And this isn’t a matter of respect, is it?

Lin Yanyan nodded along, then pushed Ou Yi away while giving a heart sign to Shang Lu, saying, “Lulu, I’m the one who likes you the most, all of them are after me!”

Under Lin Yanyan’s expectant expression, Shang Lu reluctantly raised her hand and returned a heart sign to Lin Yanyan.

Although Ou Yi and Lin Yanyan didn’t directly answer Ye Lu’s question, their actions over the past couple of days had already proven—

Yes, they are.

As long as Ou Yi and Lin Yanyan didn’t repeat those two sentences, Shang Lu will just accept it.

Then, looking at Ye Lu’s expression of ‘doubting life,’ Shang Lu patted his shoulder and said, “Actually, your team has another name.”

Ye Lu slowly asked, “Second Place Team?”

Since Shang Lu was guaranteed victory, they could at most become the second-place team.

“No,” Shang Lu shook her head, earnestly stating, “You’re cheering for me, so you are my…

“Cheer . leading . team.”

*Bang—*

Ye Lu felt like the last string of rationality in his brain had snapped.

[At this moment, Shang Lu is still stabbing with a knife, I feel like Ye Lu might cry after hearing this.]

[The purpose of their team’s existence is indeed to cheer for Shang Lu’s victory, it really is a cheerleading team, hahaha.]

No matter how unwilling Ye Lu was, with two votes against one, their team name was finalized, with no chance for further changes.