Chapter 670
How can you say that there are so many big ladies dancing in the mountain square all of a sudden? This was because chenxue community phase II and phase III are the result of external rental.
These aunts have a serious holiday in Guxian village during the day. What should they do when there is no place to put their burning enthusiasm at night? And ancient fairy village is forbidden to dance square dance, so chenxue community is their first choice.
Living here is not only cheap, but also a large square for them to dance. What's more, there are many single people in the villages around here, such as big single, small single, medium single and old single. These single people wander around the square every night.
This makes aunts more interested in dancing. You know, some aunts don't dance entirely for fitness. It's about being cheap! Cough!
There are so many bachelors here. Of course, they can satisfy the old hearts of aunts. So a spray is stronger than a spray. The old waist is twisted, and the singles around him are entranced.
This is not, the old ruffian can not resist, twisting his bucket waist and sliding into the field.
The old ruffian's goal is to be an old lady in green. Although she is an old lady, her skin is still white and tender, and she is half old. That pair of old eyes to the old bachelor around so dribble a discharge, lie, instant electricity these bachelor don't know where.
The old ruffian sprawled in front of the green lady and said, "my mother, are you good at dancing? I'll teach you dragon!"
If you're in the city and hear someone call you laoniangpi, the green lady will surely look at each other angrily. But what politeness can you expect in this country? Do as the Romans do! What's more, after getting used to the hypocritical polite words in the city and hearing these vulgar words, aunt Green has a fresh feeling.
"Brother, you can dance if you want. Come on, I'll teach you. But don't let your wife see it. Be careful she's jealous. " Aunt while wriggling in front of the old ruffian old waist, while trying to inquire.
The old ruffian laughed, "grandma, what kind of wife do you have in your uncle long? I'm a bachelor. I'm not satisfied with you. Your uncle is still a boy now!"
When the old lady heard this, she grabbed the old ruffian and twisted her waist while sticking it to the old ruffian's arms. While blowing air in the old ruffian's ear, she said affectionately, "old brother, you are so funny, you are still a boy, you cheat ghosts. Don't think I don't know. Those foot washing shops and massage shops in your town can make you feel good for 50 yuan. "
The old ruffian hugged his aunt tightly and said with a smile, "ha ha, although your uncle long is not so good, his eyes are still very high. How can I see those women?"
The lady in green was elated when she heard that. She kept rubbing her fat body in the old ruffian's arms, pinching her voice and saying in a whine voice, "Oh, old brother, you really know how to speak, so humorous. By the way, can you tell me something about your mountain village? "
The old ruffian knew something about the mountain village. He turned his ox's eyes around a few times and said, "laoniangpi, listen to something about the mountain village. Uncle long will tell you a joke to make sure you laugh."
The aunt nodded again and again, "yes, yes!"
The old ruffian coughed and said, "Tang monk is a very careful man. On this day, when he helped Monkey King pack, he saw a hole in his underpants. Tang Monk thought, it's not easy for Wukong to fight and kill every day for our team. I should help him mend. So I found a needle and thread to mend the hole
"The next day, he found another hole, so he patiently mended it. The third day was still the same. Although monk Tang was a little strange, he still found a needle and thread. Just as he was about to mend it, Wukong came back. He grabbed his underpants and roared angrily. You mended my little hole. Then tell me, where is my tail? Where to put it? Where is it? "
Poof! The green lady in the old ruffian's arms couldn't help laughing. Maybe she laughed too much, but she let out her breath, and suddenly a stench surrounded the old ruffian tightly from the bottom.
The old ruffian was very surprised. He pushed away the green lady and yelled angrily, "Damn it, old lady. What did you eat at night? It stinks like that?"
The mother, who was pushed away, looked alert. "What are you doing? Don't be greedy. If you smell it for free, do you want to analyze the ingredients? But as long as the feeling is in place, I can let you smell it for free every day! "
The old ruffian turned around and ran, "smell your sister, Emma, your old man doesn't have such a strong taste! Eh, what is Lao Lai doing here? "
Not far away, Lao Lai was doing all kinds of funny actions, and there was a small bowl in front of it. When the money in the small bowl was almost full, Lao Lai swaggered away with the small bowl.
The old ruffian was so curious that he immediately followed him. Lao Lai walked to the other side of the square. At the door of a shopping mall, an old man was wearing old clothes, turning his eyes, sitting on the ground pulling an erhu. Next to the old man sat an old woman with a bamboo board in her hand and beating it from time to time.See Lao Lai come back with a bowl of money. The old woman screamed happily, got up, took the bowl in Lao Lai's mouth, opened the canvas bag on her shoulder, and poured all the money in happily.
Then he bowed to Lao Lai with both hands, "Oh, thank you so much, god dog! Thank you so much. You always help me. It's really moving. Here, this is the chicken leg I specially prepared for you. You can eat it. "
"Woof, woof!" Lao Lai shook his head and ran to Guxian village quickly.
Looking at Lao Lai's back, the old woman said in a low voice, "old man, I can't do it. This dead dog won't be fooled. If it doesn't eat, we can't do it. What can we do if we can't catch it? We have been here for so many days, and people all look disgusted when they see us. Look, it's only one yuan for one night. If this old dog hadn't asked for a bowl of money for us, we would both have to drink the wind from the West. "
The old man with rolling eyes thought for a moment and said, "it's very likely that it doesn't eat chicken legs. In this way, tomorrow we'll put the medicine into the meat bun. Isn't there a saying that the meat bun beats the dog, there's no way back. I'm not afraid it won't eat. "
"Hum, as long as it eats, then listen to us, and then take it to perform all over the place. Are you afraid we can't afford to play cards? Go and play mahjong in town Then he stood up, took out his apple phone and called his gambler.
These aunts have a serious holiday in Guxian village during the day. What should they do when there is no place to put their burning enthusiasm at night? And ancient fairy village is forbidden to dance square dance, so chenxue community is their first choice.
Living here is not only cheap, but also a large square for them to dance. What's more, there are many single people in the villages around here, such as big single, small single, medium single and old single. These single people wander around the square every night.
This makes aunts more interested in dancing. You know, some aunts don't dance entirely for fitness. It's about being cheap! Cough!
There are so many bachelors here. Of course, they can satisfy the old hearts of aunts. So a spray is stronger than a spray. The old waist is twisted, and the singles around him are entranced.
This is not, the old ruffian can not resist, twisting his bucket waist and sliding into the field.
The old ruffian's goal is to be an old lady in green. Although she is an old lady, her skin is still white and tender, and she is half old. That pair of old eyes to the old bachelor around so dribble a discharge, lie, instant electricity these bachelor don't know where.
The old ruffian sprawled in front of the green lady and said, "my mother, are you good at dancing? I'll teach you dragon!"
If you're in the city and hear someone call you laoniangpi, the green lady will surely look at each other angrily. But what politeness can you expect in this country? Do as the Romans do! What's more, after getting used to the hypocritical polite words in the city and hearing these vulgar words, aunt Green has a fresh feeling.
"Brother, you can dance if you want. Come on, I'll teach you. But don't let your wife see it. Be careful she's jealous. " Aunt while wriggling in front of the old ruffian old waist, while trying to inquire.
The old ruffian laughed, "grandma, what kind of wife do you have in your uncle long? I'm a bachelor. I'm not satisfied with you. Your uncle is still a boy now!"
When the old lady heard this, she grabbed the old ruffian and twisted her waist while sticking it to the old ruffian's arms. While blowing air in the old ruffian's ear, she said affectionately, "old brother, you are so funny, you are still a boy, you cheat ghosts. Don't think I don't know. Those foot washing shops and massage shops in your town can make you feel good for 50 yuan. "
The old ruffian hugged his aunt tightly and said with a smile, "ha ha, although your uncle long is not so good, his eyes are still very high. How can I see those women?"
The lady in green was elated when she heard that. She kept rubbing her fat body in the old ruffian's arms, pinching her voice and saying in a whine voice, "Oh, old brother, you really know how to speak, so humorous. By the way, can you tell me something about your mountain village? "
The old ruffian knew something about the mountain village. He turned his ox's eyes around a few times and said, "laoniangpi, listen to something about the mountain village. Uncle long will tell you a joke to make sure you laugh."
The aunt nodded again and again, "yes, yes!"
The old ruffian coughed and said, "Tang monk is a very careful man. On this day, when he helped Monkey King pack, he saw a hole in his underpants. Tang Monk thought, it's not easy for Wukong to fight and kill every day for our team. I should help him mend. So I found a needle and thread to mend the hole
"The next day, he found another hole, so he patiently mended it. The third day was still the same. Although monk Tang was a little strange, he still found a needle and thread. Just as he was about to mend it, Wukong came back. He grabbed his underpants and roared angrily. You mended my little hole. Then tell me, where is my tail? Where to put it? Where is it? "
Poof! The green lady in the old ruffian's arms couldn't help laughing. Maybe she laughed too much, but she let out her breath, and suddenly a stench surrounded the old ruffian tightly from the bottom.
The old ruffian was very surprised. He pushed away the green lady and yelled angrily, "Damn it, old lady. What did you eat at night? It stinks like that?"
The mother, who was pushed away, looked alert. "What are you doing? Don't be greedy. If you smell it for free, do you want to analyze the ingredients? But as long as the feeling is in place, I can let you smell it for free every day! "
The old ruffian turned around and ran, "smell your sister, Emma, your old man doesn't have such a strong taste! Eh, what is Lao Lai doing here? "
Not far away, Lao Lai was doing all kinds of funny actions, and there was a small bowl in front of it. When the money in the small bowl was almost full, Lao Lai swaggered away with the small bowl.
The old ruffian was so curious that he immediately followed him. Lao Lai walked to the other side of the square. At the door of a shopping mall, an old man was wearing old clothes, turning his eyes, sitting on the ground pulling an erhu. Next to the old man sat an old woman with a bamboo board in her hand and beating it from time to time.See Lao Lai come back with a bowl of money. The old woman screamed happily, got up, took the bowl in Lao Lai's mouth, opened the canvas bag on her shoulder, and poured all the money in happily.
Then he bowed to Lao Lai with both hands, "Oh, thank you so much, god dog! Thank you so much. You always help me. It's really moving. Here, this is the chicken leg I specially prepared for you. You can eat it. "
"Woof, woof!" Lao Lai shook his head and ran to Guxian village quickly.
Looking at Lao Lai's back, the old woman said in a low voice, "old man, I can't do it. This dead dog won't be fooled. If it doesn't eat, we can't do it. What can we do if we can't catch it? We have been here for so many days, and people all look disgusted when they see us. Look, it's only one yuan for one night. If this old dog hadn't asked for a bowl of money for us, we would both have to drink the wind from the West. "
The old man with rolling eyes thought for a moment and said, "it's very likely that it doesn't eat chicken legs. In this way, tomorrow we'll put the medicine into the meat bun. Isn't there a saying that the meat bun beats the dog, there's no way back. I'm not afraid it won't eat. "
"Hum, as long as it eats, then listen to us, and then take it to perform all over the place. Are you afraid we can't afford to play cards? Go and play mahjong in town Then he stood up, took out his apple phone and called his gambler.
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