Chapter 1130
The old guy was stunned, "what is it? It's not scolding you, Mr. long? If you didn't say it earlier, you'll get angry for nothing. You know, people can't be angry all the time. Life is sour. It's easy to get sick. "
"What's more, uncle long is still three high. His blood pressure soars when he's angry. In case of a bang, you'll have to take full responsibility. It's strange that you won't lose your fortune."
"By the way, God damn it, you are good. Why do you scold the master in the middle of the night? Oh, my God, are you harmed by that old man again? "
Speaking of this, he shook his body and pointed at Yang Xingchen angrily and said, "Niang xipi, you are a hungry ghost. You rely on that old guy to control you, so you deliberately act recklessly! Hum, your dragon is seriously suspicious. There is no big master or small master here. It's just you, God forbid, making excuses for your own animal behavior. "
"Niang xipi, do you still have some humanity? That little girl is pregnant. Even if you want to be a beast, you can't go to her. If you get rid of other people's children, you will be guilty! "
"Niang xipi, even if you want to find a woman, you should also find another woman. It's really no good. You can find Mo Niang PI and Su Niang PI. Anyway, they both like you. I can't. You can go to your uncle long. Oh, no, your uncle long is public. "
Cough, Yang Xingchen was angry and funny by the old guy's words. He touched his nose wordlessly. "Old guy, you really said that. This time, the old guy sent me to Su Mei's room. Now I really want to die."
The old ruffian immediately came up with his spirit, "what is it? Do you really give me the skin
Yang Xingchen nodded helplessly.
The old guy was stunned, and then he burst out laughing, pointing at Yang Xingchen and scolding, "Niang xipi, God damn it, you are not human! It has just destroyed the innocence of other people's poetess, but it has also done harm to other people's plain skin. You said, "can you do something that people do?"
Yang Xingchen was worried for a while, "numb, you think I want to! If it is possible, I would rather die myself than hurt other girls. "
The old ruffian just got serious. He mixed up a jar of wine and poured a few mouthfuls fiercely. "Niang xipi, God damn it, this is not a good omen. If you don't come up with a good idea, it will soon destroy you if it goes on like this. "
"The master can send you to the room of Su niangpi today, and then he can send you to the room of other women tomorrow. If it's sent to a woman's room with a husband, it's strange that they don't fight with you with a knife! So you have to think of a panacea. You can't be so passive any more. "
Yang Xingchen cried and said, "numb, I also want to. The key to the problem is that my skill is too small. I can't even feel him hiding there. What can I do?"
The old ruffian drank a few mouthfuls of wine again. Then he patted the old leg and said, "I have it!"
Yang Xingchen eyes a bright, "what method, say quickly!"
The old ruffian glanced at the place where Yang Xingchen was, and said with a smile, "although you can't find the big master, you can find the root of your crime. You can cut yourself down and give yourself to the eunuch! In this way, what can he do with you? Niang xipi, is this a good way? Hey, hey, this is called taking a cut from the bottom of the pot. Hit him, an old man is unprepared! "
"I..." Yang Xingchen thought it was a good way. As soon as he heard that he wanted to become a eunuch, he was speechless.
As soon as the old ruffian saw it, he first took a few mouthfuls of wine, then squinted and said, "you see, you see, this is hesitating again. No, Niang xipi, I really don't understand what hesitation you have? Several of your wives have big stomachs, and all your descendants have them. Why do you want that? "
"Oh, you know that, master long! You boy, you must say that you don't like other people's poetry and plain skin. In fact, you are already happy. You can't wait for that old guy to control you and get more beauties! Anyway, you are also a happy boy. Hum, don't think that you don't know how many men are good! Hum! Scum man After that, he stamped his old feet and looked sad like a woman.
Yang Xingchen almost knelt down, "I said, don't forget, you are a man, OK?"
The old man laughed and said, "no, no, I'm not married yet. I'm still a boy. According to our hometown, as long as I'm not married, I'm a child. So you are not called a man, but a boy at best
"Boy?" Yang Xingchen's eyes were wide open. "Your sister, you have lived for hundreds of millions of years. Do you still call him a boy? Can we stop using the word "black boy"
Old ruffian a stare old eyes, a curl old mouth, "what's up, what's up, I call myself a boy, what can you do to your dragon uncle?"! Hum, don't you see that there are many middle-aged women in their thirties who call themselves girls? Don't you see many men in their 20s and 30s who call themselves babies? ""Niang xipi, they can sell themselves cute and pretend to be tender. Why can't you master long pretend to be tender? Hum, as soon as it's light, uncle long will catch the loach! "
"Cough!" Yang Xingchen was constantly coughing by the old ruffian thunder, "your sister, please look in the mirror, you are all gray, you still catch loach, catch your sister!"
The old ruffian burst out laughing and gave a thumbs up to Yang Xingchen, "Niang xipi, you are right, my sister is loach! Yeah, so do earthworms. Hum, you have so many sisters. Go to catch your sister at dawn! "
Yang Xingchen is curious for a while, "how did earthworm become your sister again?"
The old ruffian raised his head with pride, "no, come on, let your dragon master popularize science for you. Earthworm is also called earthworm. Since it's a dragon, it's your sister of course. How the hell, do you want me to introduce some younger sisters to you? "
"Don't worry, you don't want many betrothal gifts, let alone buying a house in the center of the city. You can give me 300000 dowry at one time, and I will marry a younger sister to you immediately. Oh, you give more, I marry more, a large amount of discount, buy two get one free, buy three get two free, let you discount more, happiness more! What's the matter? God damn it. Do you want to think about it? "
Yang Xingchen knew that the old man was talking nonsense again. He didn't want to talk to him any more. He looked up and looked up. Suddenly, he was stunned!
"What's more, uncle long is still three high. His blood pressure soars when he's angry. In case of a bang, you'll have to take full responsibility. It's strange that you won't lose your fortune."
"By the way, God damn it, you are good. Why do you scold the master in the middle of the night? Oh, my God, are you harmed by that old man again? "
Speaking of this, he shook his body and pointed at Yang Xingchen angrily and said, "Niang xipi, you are a hungry ghost. You rely on that old guy to control you, so you deliberately act recklessly! Hum, your dragon is seriously suspicious. There is no big master or small master here. It's just you, God forbid, making excuses for your own animal behavior. "
"Niang xipi, do you still have some humanity? That little girl is pregnant. Even if you want to be a beast, you can't go to her. If you get rid of other people's children, you will be guilty! "
"Niang xipi, even if you want to find a woman, you should also find another woman. It's really no good. You can find Mo Niang PI and Su Niang PI. Anyway, they both like you. I can't. You can go to your uncle long. Oh, no, your uncle long is public. "
Cough, Yang Xingchen was angry and funny by the old guy's words. He touched his nose wordlessly. "Old guy, you really said that. This time, the old guy sent me to Su Mei's room. Now I really want to die."
The old ruffian immediately came up with his spirit, "what is it? Do you really give me the skin
Yang Xingchen nodded helplessly.
The old guy was stunned, and then he burst out laughing, pointing at Yang Xingchen and scolding, "Niang xipi, God damn it, you are not human! It has just destroyed the innocence of other people's poetess, but it has also done harm to other people's plain skin. You said, "can you do something that people do?"
Yang Xingchen was worried for a while, "numb, you think I want to! If it is possible, I would rather die myself than hurt other girls. "
The old ruffian just got serious. He mixed up a jar of wine and poured a few mouthfuls fiercely. "Niang xipi, God damn it, this is not a good omen. If you don't come up with a good idea, it will soon destroy you if it goes on like this. "
"The master can send you to the room of Su niangpi today, and then he can send you to the room of other women tomorrow. If it's sent to a woman's room with a husband, it's strange that they don't fight with you with a knife! So you have to think of a panacea. You can't be so passive any more. "
Yang Xingchen cried and said, "numb, I also want to. The key to the problem is that my skill is too small. I can't even feel him hiding there. What can I do?"
The old ruffian drank a few mouthfuls of wine again. Then he patted the old leg and said, "I have it!"
Yang Xingchen eyes a bright, "what method, say quickly!"
The old ruffian glanced at the place where Yang Xingchen was, and said with a smile, "although you can't find the big master, you can find the root of your crime. You can cut yourself down and give yourself to the eunuch! In this way, what can he do with you? Niang xipi, is this a good way? Hey, hey, this is called taking a cut from the bottom of the pot. Hit him, an old man is unprepared! "
"I..." Yang Xingchen thought it was a good way. As soon as he heard that he wanted to become a eunuch, he was speechless.
As soon as the old ruffian saw it, he first took a few mouthfuls of wine, then squinted and said, "you see, you see, this is hesitating again. No, Niang xipi, I really don't understand what hesitation you have? Several of your wives have big stomachs, and all your descendants have them. Why do you want that? "
"Oh, you know that, master long! You boy, you must say that you don't like other people's poetry and plain skin. In fact, you are already happy. You can't wait for that old guy to control you and get more beauties! Anyway, you are also a happy boy. Hum, don't think that you don't know how many men are good! Hum! Scum man After that, he stamped his old feet and looked sad like a woman.
Yang Xingchen almost knelt down, "I said, don't forget, you are a man, OK?"
The old man laughed and said, "no, no, I'm not married yet. I'm still a boy. According to our hometown, as long as I'm not married, I'm a child. So you are not called a man, but a boy at best
"Boy?" Yang Xingchen's eyes were wide open. "Your sister, you have lived for hundreds of millions of years. Do you still call him a boy? Can we stop using the word "black boy"
Old ruffian a stare old eyes, a curl old mouth, "what's up, what's up, I call myself a boy, what can you do to your dragon uncle?"! Hum, don't you see that there are many middle-aged women in their thirties who call themselves girls? Don't you see many men in their 20s and 30s who call themselves babies? ""Niang xipi, they can sell themselves cute and pretend to be tender. Why can't you master long pretend to be tender? Hum, as soon as it's light, uncle long will catch the loach! "
"Cough!" Yang Xingchen was constantly coughing by the old ruffian thunder, "your sister, please look in the mirror, you are all gray, you still catch loach, catch your sister!"
The old ruffian burst out laughing and gave a thumbs up to Yang Xingchen, "Niang xipi, you are right, my sister is loach! Yeah, so do earthworms. Hum, you have so many sisters. Go to catch your sister at dawn! "
Yang Xingchen is curious for a while, "how did earthworm become your sister again?"
The old ruffian raised his head with pride, "no, come on, let your dragon master popularize science for you. Earthworm is also called earthworm. Since it's a dragon, it's your sister of course. How the hell, do you want me to introduce some younger sisters to you? "
"Don't worry, you don't want many betrothal gifts, let alone buying a house in the center of the city. You can give me 300000 dowry at one time, and I will marry a younger sister to you immediately. Oh, you give more, I marry more, a large amount of discount, buy two get one free, buy three get two free, let you discount more, happiness more! What's the matter? God damn it. Do you want to think about it? "
Yang Xingchen knew that the old man was talking nonsense again. He didn't want to talk to him any more. He looked up and looked up. Suddenly, he was stunned!
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