Chapter 14: Guid?ance (2)
Jonah. Take your hand out of your pocket.
Aieeeeeee!!!
Lydia?! Why Lydia?!?!
I never imagined Lydia would not only appear at this timing but also notice my crime.
I was so startled that I tried to run away, crying out in all directions.
Nope.
Of course, I was caught immediately. She shoved her hands under my armpits and lifted me. No matter how much I flailed my hanging legs, I couldnt escape.
Oh my. How did that even work? I could understand if it were Ellie, but Lydia wasnt that tall, so it should have been hard for her
Ah.
Now that I see it, Lydia was lifting me up with her arms almost completely raised. Like an otter showing off its baby.
Though, it wasnt something cute like that, but rather akin to capturing a criminal caught in the act.
Lydia, who already stood out for her appearance, began to attract even more attention with her conspicuous behavior.
Noble Lydia? That boy is
Hes a pinkie. Considering its Lydia, and that kid looks dirty despite his pretty face, he must be a gold digger.
Thats pinkie discrimination, you know But if thats really the case, did he manage to seduce her?
As if. She isnt called Noble Lydia for no reason.
True. No idea where all the money she makes goes.
At least shes not spending it in brothels like you.
Whats with the holier-than-thou act? I know that you bought slaves with the money you had for weapons.
Loving a slave is an essential part of life.
If you want love so much, free them, not enslave them, idiot.
Art ignoramus. Its the way a slave pretends to love me just to appease me thats the attractive part.
? Youre crazy.
As I trembled in fear, listening to the terrifying conversation that could be heard amidst the crowd, Lydia repeated her demand.
Your pockets. Hand it over.
Ah, um. The thing is, Miss Lydia.
I sneakily rolled my eyes to check the direction where the elf robber bhes had gone. Fortunately, because they were too far away, they only glanced back briefly and then went on their way.
Relieved that the worst-case scenario was avoided, I took out the wallet.
My grudge to return tenfold.
Grudge?
Perhaps it was because of the woe in my voice, but tilting her head, Lydia set me down. Then, with each of us holding a side of the wallet, she asked.
Jonah. What do you mean?
Its exactly as I said. I happened to find the women who took all the little money I had back when I used to live off begging, so I tried to get some revenge.
How much was it?
8 copper.
Thats.
Right. It doesnt seem like much, right? But back then, it was a big deal for me.
Really?
It wasnt about the amount, but the fact that I hadnt eaten anything for 5 days.
5 days?
Yes. At that point, you start to feel like you might actually die. So, I tried to fight back somehow but I couldnt stand a chance against an adult woman.
What?
Her voice was filled with confusion. Lydia opened her mouth with an extremely cautious attitude as if she was worried.
Are you okay?
Of course, it wasnt okay! The 8 copper was all I had, you know?! I thought I was really going to starve to death because of that! Well, luckily, there was a distribution at the temple the very next day, so I survived, but at that time, I thought that was the end for me!
Thats not what I meant. It was a scary experience. Usually, there would be traumaah.
Miss Lydia, you havent eaten yet, have you?
Yes, I was just about to go eat.
Since I made some earnings today, Ill treat you! Lead the way!
As I declared this while thumping my chest, Lydia pondered for a moment then nodded.
Alright, Im looking forward to it.
Yes! But its not too expensive, is it?
Dont worry. Im thinking of going to a place I often visit.
If its a place she often visits, it shouldnt be too expensive. I followed Lydia with a lighter heart.
And then I regretted it.
Arriving at the restaurant with Lydia, I couldnt suppress my rising indignation and raised my voice.
You liar! Youve deceived me!
False accusation, troublesome. I never deceived you.
How can you frequent a place like this?!
I exclaimed, gesturing wildly to emphasize the surroundings.
The chandelier dangling from the ceiling. The guests adhering strictly to a dress code. The impeccably dressed waiters. And the menu where prices started with silver.
My goodness. 1 silver for a glass of water, have they lost their minds?
It did mention that the water wasnt ordinary, citing magical and holy powers, but still, water is water.
This place is outrageously expensive! Its a high-end restaurant! Arent regular spots supposed to be reasonably priced and moderately delicious?!
Ahem. Among the restaurants I frequent, this one is relatively affordable.
No way! If that were true, even Miss Lydia would be penniless by now!
Thats not true. Ive also been investing in proper equipment.
With a noticeably sullen demeanor, Lydia replied. Thinking about it, Lydias purse always seemed light for a high-ranking adventurer. Could it be?
Be honest with me, Miss Lydia. Where do you spend the money you earn from adventuring? As a high-ranking adventurer, you must have secured a place to live in the labyrinth city, which is notorious for its expensive housing, similar to how Ellie opened a shop.
No comment.
Did you really spend it all on expensive food and gear?!
Lydia deliberately ignored my shocked state. She then gestured with two fingers to a nearby waiter.
Two, guide us to our seats, please.
Understood. A good seat has just become available, so I will guide you there.
Despite the commotion, the waiter bowed politely as if nothing had happened.
Thinking about it, didnt this person slightly furrow their eyebrows too when they first saw me? I thought I was mistaken because they quickly returned to their original expression
But now it was clear. They were about to kick me out after seeing my outfit but let it go after confirming I was with Lydia.
How often has she come here to be treated like this?
While I stood there dumbfounded, Lydia, guided by the waiter, began to cross the restaurant with her usual expressionless face.
I hurriedly ran and grabbed Lydias sleeve.
Miss Lydia! Miss Lydia! This place is too expensive. Its a bit awkward to say this as a man, but cant we go to another store?!
Huh? What does being a man have to do with it?
I said I would pay for it. But I dont think I would be able to afford the food here even if I spent all the money I had
Upon hearing my earnest whispering, Lydia cocked her head in confusion, and then her expression lit up as if she had realized something.
Ah, you were serious about that. Dont worry. Ill pay for it.
Gasp!
Thats right. Lydia wasnt unaware of my financial situation, so she wouldnt have planned on mooching off me here. It must have been just a joke.
In this world, theres a perception that its polite for women to pay for meals, but even that has its limits.
To buy me a meal at such an expensive place. Lydia must indeed have a generous heart. Thats what I thought, until I heard what Lydia added next.
Ill add it to Jonahs debt.
This was a joke too, right?
