Chapter 4: Let's Be Kind (2)
Lydia glared at us, her voice cold.
I got worked up after finding the one who stole my wallet.
Ah.
Did I get caught?
I attempted to sneak away but failed.
Jonah! Dont tell me!
Ellie, her mouth agape, grabbed me by the nape of my neck, halting my escape.
I shook my head, my limbs dangling helplessly.
No, Ellie! Why would I, of all people, steal Miss Lydias wallet?! Id be dead if I got caught!
No. Youre exactly the type to do something like that. Be honest. You stole it on impulse because you were hurt by Lydias reaction, didnt you?
It really isnt me! I might be a bit reckless, but Im not foolish! Moreover, do I really look like someone who repays kindness with animosity?
Umm. Well.
After a moment of contemplation, Ellie turned to face Lydia, still holding me aloft.
Thats what hes saying. For starters, Im friends with this kiddo. So, Im sorry, but I cant hand Jonah over to you without any evidence, Lydia.
Evidence? I have it.
Lydia, her expression unchanging, produced a small amulet.
A simple silver disc with a red gem embedded in it. Something about it made Ellies eyes narrow.
Its an anti-theft amulet. Seeing that its red, it was definitely stolen, not lost.
Yeah. I realized it after reporting the subjugation to the guild.nove(l)bi(n.)com
But this isnt enough to be considered evidence.
I placed a tracking spell on my wallet. I asked Beni to check the location, and it led me here. Its not a coincidence.
Thats undeniable proof.
Indeed it is.
Ellie and Lydias gazes intensified.
When I tried to look away, Ellie hoisted me higher, forcing me to meet her gaze.
Jonah. Its been nice knowing you. Take care.
E, Ellie?!
With a broad smile, Ellie tossed me. Before my feet could touch the ground, Lydia caught me.
Lydias expressionless face suddenly appeared right in front of me. A scream escaped my throat at the sight of her strict, solemn, serious demeanor.
Kyaaaak! Ellie! How could you hand me over like that!
It was your fault for pickpocketing Lydia. I did my best!
Well, that may That may be true! But, I didnt know shed put a tracking spell on her wallet! Does anyone even normally do that?!
It wasnt Ellie who responded to my protests, but Lydia herself.
People usually dont. But adventurers are an exception. They often carry around all their valuables High-ranking adventurers like me take security seriously.
Kuh.
I never put that in the setting!
I contemplated exchanging all of Lydias money in my possession for gacha tickets right then
But I sensed that if I told her Id already used it all, then Id be in serious trouble, so I decided to return it as is.
Here I hardly used any of it, so could you perhaps spare my life?
?
Lydia tilted her head, as if wondering what I was talking about. My goodness
Of course, its true that in this world, if youre caught pickpocketing, youre beaten severely, and in extreme cases, even your wrists might be cut off. However.
Do you really intend to kill me?! You were able to catch the boss thanks to me! Eh, Ellie! Please, save me! Your potential husband is in danger!
What are you talking about, Jonny Boy? Were not in that kind of relationship yet, are we?
Ellie cut me off coldly. That isnt good. It really doesnt seem like shes going to help at all.
Could it be that I trusted Ellie too much? She is fundamentally good-natured, but perhaps she isnt covering for me because she judged it was clearly my fault.
In the end, there was only one method left. Ill have to beg and cry to Lydia.
Forced tears blurred my vision as they welled up in my eyes. And it was just as I opened my mouth with a trembling voice, designed to evoke sympathy.
Miss Lydia!
However, the labyrinth was a place where, if one could return alive, one could gain power, big or small. This was no exception for porters.
That meant there were more people than expected who wanted to enter the labyrinth, even if it meant becoming a porter, and younger children like me inevitably got pushed down the priority list.
Well, if I look around, parties are willing to take even me but those parties had been a bit shady.
They probably wanted to use me as a porter slash portable dildo. Then, if the situation got dire, theyd likely abandon me in front of the monsters.
There were quite a few cases where that happened, so one had to be careful when choosing their party. You couldnt predict what could happen in a labyrinth, after all.
In that sense, Lydia was a trustworthy person.
Shes not someone Ive painstakingly set up like Ellie, but her noble character is well-known enough to earn her the title of The Noble.
Hadnt I seen it myself? How she was willing to give up her task and risk facing consequences just to save me.
Huh? Then, was I the trash for pickpocketing such a persons wallet?
I shook my head vigorously to dispel the suspicion. Im not bad. Its the world thats bad.
Understood. Ill become Lydias porter and repay you. But how high are you planning to go? As you know, Im quite frail, so I might not be able to handle the places you usually go.
Beni, a party member, is currently on a break. I wont go to dangerous places alone. Dont worry, Jonah.
Thats a relief.
Lydia nodded in satisfaction as I let out a sigh of relief. She spoke with a faint smile.
Okay. Then Ill come here tomorrow morning. Do you need anything?
I need a utility dagger for the porter work.
I have one. Anything else?
Would you buy me armor or a weapon if I asked?
As long as its for supporting low-ranking adventurers in the guild, sure. But this too is included in the debt.
Miss Lydia!
Looking up with eyes brimming with gratefulness, Lydia turned her gaze away, sheepishly.
Misunderstanding, trouble. Normally, I would have handed you over to the guild for trial. But
But?
Jonah, youre still young. And talented. If theres a chance for rehabilitation, guiding one down that path is a knights duty.
Proudly saying so, Lydia huffed and left the shop. Staring blankly at her retreating figure, I turned to Ellie.
Ellie. Did you know it would turn out like this?
Somewhat. Lydia isnt emotional or cunning, like someone else I know.
Ughbut wait, you knew Lydia? Ellie, you must have been more of a respectable adventurer than I thought.
Its nothing special. I just helped Lydia a few times when she first became an adventurer. But, is it okay to be here like this? The labyrinth isnt an easy place. It would be better to start preparing now.
Ah, I dont have anything to prepare right now. I dont have anything.
Didnt you say you rented a place after saving up some money last time?
When I was locked up for a few days, they thought I was dead, so they sold all my stuff and rented my room to someone else. I almost got beaten up when I complained. Well, I expected as much.
Thanks to that, my entire fortune now was just the new clothes I had on that Lydia collected after subjugating the Twin Dagger Clan and the 32 coppers that had been inside the pocket.
In my defense, I stole it to survive.
So you didnt steal Lydias wallet just out of spite after all.
*Ahem*.
Thats not a compliment.
Tsk tsk, clicking her tongue, Ellie pulled out another magic herb cigar. I gently tugged at her flapping sleeve.
Ellie, Ellie.
Hmm?
I have nowhere to sleep.
Oh dear. How pitiful.
Not just homeless, but I also dont have family, friends, power, or money. All I have is this cute face.
Could you let me stay for the night? In return, Ill give you the right to do whatever you want with my face for today!
I dont need it! Ill leave a room upstairs empty for you to sleep in, but know that it wont be free starting tomorrow!
I love you, Ellie! I really think we should be married!
I dont know about debtors
At least I tried.
