Chapter 829
Li Lin slightly relieved his mood, stretched out his hand and pressed down, indicating that all the team members were quiet.
Then he began to introduce himself.
"I'm your new instructor, Li Lin! Someone will ask me, what can I teach you? To tell you the truth, I can't teach you anything! Even if you have strong learning ability! I can't guarantee how much you can learn! But I will try my best! "
"Report!"
Before Li Lin's words were over, a Captain stood up and said.
"What's up?"
Li Lin frowned.
He had always guessed that someone would disagree with him, but he didn't expect someone to make trouble as soon as he spoke.
"Tell the instructor, what's wrong with your words?"
Said the captain.
Li Lin was stunned. Look at the captain. He had a strong scholar breath. It seems that he has been away from school for less than two years.
"What's the matter?"
LILLINGTON paused.
"Instructor, you can't teach us anything! Later, we can't learn much! Not to mention the language defect in this sentence, even the training result you expressed should also be your responsibility, and should not push him onto our learning ability! In addition, there are many language defects in your sentence. I won't describe them one by one here! "
The captain saluted.
Fault finding?
Li Lin saw the captain's idea at a glance.
Not only the captain, but most of the officers under the stage looked at him with a smile, but those sergeants didn't care about it.
Yeah!
Picking language diseases is a must for modern college students to go out of society. Everything must be described in accurate language.
"All right! I admit that I haven't studied much, but it doesn't affect my communication with you! There are many reasons why you can't learn much from me! One is that my ability to be your instructor is limited! Second, my way of thinking is different from yours! It's not about your learning ability, but your understanding! Because of different ways of thinking, I always have thousands of knowledge, which you can't learn in a short time! "
Facing the audience, Li Lin said in a loud voice.
Suddenly, the whole playground was full of Li Lin's voice.
Some team members unconsciously covered their ears when they heard Li Lin's voice.
"Report! If you are devoted to teaching us knowledge, we naturally have the ability to learn! And instructor, when you say this, can we understand that you are using the word "different way of thinking" to justify your pale knowledge! "
The captain continued to ask, seemingly soft, but actually aggressive.
In the distance, Chen Peng and the senior colonel looked at Li Lin and the team members under training with binoculars.
"The boy said in turn that Li Lin didn't have much knowledge and ability!"
The senior colonel smiled.
"These guys are not very busy and safe! The people of our time were honest! "
"At that time, we realized our own ability and studied hard! And these guys think they've learned something, they're almost heaven! Wait and see! There will be a good play later! People with such strange skills will have nothing to teach them. I don't believe it! "
The senior colonel said with a smile.
I've been in contact with Li Lin for several days. An old fox like senior colonel almost fell into Li Lin's hands several times. Do you know Li Lin's ability.
On the playground.
Li Lin stared at the colonel and stepped down slowly.
"This player, please explain to me what is a round place? This is the most basic thing! "
Li Lin's voice is low with a trace of charm. It seems to speak normally, but the volume can make everyone around the playground hear clearly.
"That's the question?"
The captain looked at Li Lin with disdain and said, "this is the stupidity of the ancients! In their eyes, the sky is round and the earth is square! After scientific exploration, the ancients were wrong! I don't know why you asked me such a retarded question, instructor? "
"Is that your explanation?"
Li Lin asked.
"This is my explanation. Is there anything wrong with what I said?"
The captain looked at Li Lin obliquely, and his disdain grew stronger.
Sure enough, I'm a person who hasn't been to school. Even this kind of problem that primary school students know makes it difficult for me. What a fool!
"Wrong! A big mistake! "
Li Lin roared, and then looked at all the players under the stage with sharp eyes.
"Report to the instructor, you said I was wrong! What's wrong with me? I need an explanation! "
The captain roared, looking at Li Lin at this moment is no longer disdain, but a kind of contempt.
If you say disdain, you just doubt Li Lin's words and ability, but looking down on it is to doubt Li Lin's personality.
"Good! I'll explain to you! The sky is round and the place is round. The ancients were right! Maybe you scold me! Excuse me, is there a border in the east? The four directions are space! Land is the real world we live in! You each take you as the center, to the East, South, or Northeast... How about this world? Then what is the explanation of the word convenience? "
Li Lin shouted loudly.
The captain standing opposite Li Lin first disdained. Just about to refute, he suddenly changed his face and began to think.
For a time, he found himself unable to explain the word convenience, even the word place.
If a place refers to an area, the land he said before is square, so it won't come back.
Li Lin looked at some players who were thinking, and then said in a loud voice, "no one came out to explain the meaning of the word convenience?"
"Report!"
A lieutenant stood up.
"Say"
Li Lin said with his hands on his back.
"Instructor, convenience means convenience?"
The lieutenant stands upright.
"Really? Then, you can understand convenience. What about that side? How do you explain the word "method"
Li Lin asked.
Then the bottom was speechless.
Suddenly, these officers found that a word they often used could not find meaning in their minds.
The sky is round and the place, and the explanation of the word place alone is enough for them to drink a pot.
Li Lin saw that everyone was silent.
He said again, "your mode of thinking is western! All words are special! Our vocabulary is a rule, not a general reference! The sky is round and the place is round, which means that it starts again and again! It can only spring, summer, autumn and winter, birth, death, day after day, or it can refer to a shape. The ancients used heavenly stems to count, counting things from beginning to end. For example, the twelve zodiac, twelve hours! In the dream of Red Mansions, the twelve fairy children of the police Fantasy Fairy and the twelve hairpins in Jinling are everywhere! But how many people understand the dream of Red Mansions? "
Li Lin explained on the stage, and all the officers below held their breath.
Some people still disdain, but do not speak again, some people think silently, and some people listen to the book of heaven.
"Our traditional Chinese medicine stresses the five elements. What are the five elements? Five substances of gold, wood, water, fire and earth? absolutely wrong! There are five kinds of character, five kinds of destiny and five kinds of lifestyle, including everything in nature! Fire can also be divided into five kinds, and sleep can also be divided into five kinds! There are five kinds of wood. Even the same wood can find five elements! Fire has never been a special ion state, a substance that emits heat radiation! Water, not to mention hydrogen and oxygen. "
When Li Lin said this, seeing that many people were confused, he stopped and continued to speak.
Fortunately, the existence of Chinese characters did not make some things disappear completely,
Otherwise, before Li Lin finished speaking, he would be scolded miserably by the servants.
It's just a word. Not many people in China understand. How did it come from?
For today's business, Li Lin just needs to shut up these people.
No one is against Li Lin.
Even if they are not convinced, they are afraid that Li Lin will let them go to heaven to explain Chinese characters.
At this moment, many people under the stage suddenly found that the Chinese characters they often used did not understand the meaning of a single word.
Then he began to introduce himself.
"I'm your new instructor, Li Lin! Someone will ask me, what can I teach you? To tell you the truth, I can't teach you anything! Even if you have strong learning ability! I can't guarantee how much you can learn! But I will try my best! "
"Report!"
Before Li Lin's words were over, a Captain stood up and said.
"What's up?"
Li Lin frowned.
He had always guessed that someone would disagree with him, but he didn't expect someone to make trouble as soon as he spoke.
"Tell the instructor, what's wrong with your words?"
Said the captain.
Li Lin was stunned. Look at the captain. He had a strong scholar breath. It seems that he has been away from school for less than two years.
"What's the matter?"
LILLINGTON paused.
"Instructor, you can't teach us anything! Later, we can't learn much! Not to mention the language defect in this sentence, even the training result you expressed should also be your responsibility, and should not push him onto our learning ability! In addition, there are many language defects in your sentence. I won't describe them one by one here! "
The captain saluted.
Fault finding?
Li Lin saw the captain's idea at a glance.
Not only the captain, but most of the officers under the stage looked at him with a smile, but those sergeants didn't care about it.
Yeah!
Picking language diseases is a must for modern college students to go out of society. Everything must be described in accurate language.
"All right! I admit that I haven't studied much, but it doesn't affect my communication with you! There are many reasons why you can't learn much from me! One is that my ability to be your instructor is limited! Second, my way of thinking is different from yours! It's not about your learning ability, but your understanding! Because of different ways of thinking, I always have thousands of knowledge, which you can't learn in a short time! "
Facing the audience, Li Lin said in a loud voice.
Suddenly, the whole playground was full of Li Lin's voice.
Some team members unconsciously covered their ears when they heard Li Lin's voice.
"Report! If you are devoted to teaching us knowledge, we naturally have the ability to learn! And instructor, when you say this, can we understand that you are using the word "different way of thinking" to justify your pale knowledge! "
The captain continued to ask, seemingly soft, but actually aggressive.
In the distance, Chen Peng and the senior colonel looked at Li Lin and the team members under training with binoculars.
"The boy said in turn that Li Lin didn't have much knowledge and ability!"
The senior colonel smiled.
"These guys are not very busy and safe! The people of our time were honest! "
"At that time, we realized our own ability and studied hard! And these guys think they've learned something, they're almost heaven! Wait and see! There will be a good play later! People with such strange skills will have nothing to teach them. I don't believe it! "
The senior colonel said with a smile.
I've been in contact with Li Lin for several days. An old fox like senior colonel almost fell into Li Lin's hands several times. Do you know Li Lin's ability.
On the playground.
Li Lin stared at the colonel and stepped down slowly.
"This player, please explain to me what is a round place? This is the most basic thing! "
Li Lin's voice is low with a trace of charm. It seems to speak normally, but the volume can make everyone around the playground hear clearly.
"That's the question?"
The captain looked at Li Lin with disdain and said, "this is the stupidity of the ancients! In their eyes, the sky is round and the earth is square! After scientific exploration, the ancients were wrong! I don't know why you asked me such a retarded question, instructor? "
"Is that your explanation?"
Li Lin asked.
"This is my explanation. Is there anything wrong with what I said?"
The captain looked at Li Lin obliquely, and his disdain grew stronger.
Sure enough, I'm a person who hasn't been to school. Even this kind of problem that primary school students know makes it difficult for me. What a fool!
"Wrong! A big mistake! "
Li Lin roared, and then looked at all the players under the stage with sharp eyes.
"Report to the instructor, you said I was wrong! What's wrong with me? I need an explanation! "
The captain roared, looking at Li Lin at this moment is no longer disdain, but a kind of contempt.
If you say disdain, you just doubt Li Lin's words and ability, but looking down on it is to doubt Li Lin's personality.
"Good! I'll explain to you! The sky is round and the place is round. The ancients were right! Maybe you scold me! Excuse me, is there a border in the east? The four directions are space! Land is the real world we live in! You each take you as the center, to the East, South, or Northeast... How about this world? Then what is the explanation of the word convenience? "
Li Lin shouted loudly.
The captain standing opposite Li Lin first disdained. Just about to refute, he suddenly changed his face and began to think.
For a time, he found himself unable to explain the word convenience, even the word place.
If a place refers to an area, the land he said before is square, so it won't come back.
Li Lin looked at some players who were thinking, and then said in a loud voice, "no one came out to explain the meaning of the word convenience?"
"Report!"
A lieutenant stood up.
"Say"
Li Lin said with his hands on his back.
"Instructor, convenience means convenience?"
The lieutenant stands upright.
"Really? Then, you can understand convenience. What about that side? How do you explain the word "method"
Li Lin asked.
Then the bottom was speechless.
Suddenly, these officers found that a word they often used could not find meaning in their minds.
The sky is round and the place, and the explanation of the word place alone is enough for them to drink a pot.
Li Lin saw that everyone was silent.
He said again, "your mode of thinking is western! All words are special! Our vocabulary is a rule, not a general reference! The sky is round and the place is round, which means that it starts again and again! It can only spring, summer, autumn and winter, birth, death, day after day, or it can refer to a shape. The ancients used heavenly stems to count, counting things from beginning to end. For example, the twelve zodiac, twelve hours! In the dream of Red Mansions, the twelve fairy children of the police Fantasy Fairy and the twelve hairpins in Jinling are everywhere! But how many people understand the dream of Red Mansions? "
Li Lin explained on the stage, and all the officers below held their breath.
Some people still disdain, but do not speak again, some people think silently, and some people listen to the book of heaven.
"Our traditional Chinese medicine stresses the five elements. What are the five elements? Five substances of gold, wood, water, fire and earth? absolutely wrong! There are five kinds of character, five kinds of destiny and five kinds of lifestyle, including everything in nature! Fire can also be divided into five kinds, and sleep can also be divided into five kinds! There are five kinds of wood. Even the same wood can find five elements! Fire has never been a special ion state, a substance that emits heat radiation! Water, not to mention hydrogen and oxygen. "
When Li Lin said this, seeing that many people were confused, he stopped and continued to speak.
Fortunately, the existence of Chinese characters did not make some things disappear completely,
Otherwise, before Li Lin finished speaking, he would be scolded miserably by the servants.
It's just a word. Not many people in China understand. How did it come from?
For today's business, Li Lin just needs to shut up these people.
No one is against Li Lin.
Even if they are not convinced, they are afraid that Li Lin will let them go to heaven to explain Chinese characters.
At this moment, many people under the stage suddenly found that the Chinese characters they often used did not understand the meaning of a single word.
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