Chapter 390

"What else can be connected!"

"Of course, my accomplishments are too low. Today, I applied for nearly 20 female warrior friends. All the pictures on the friends' page are the best among the goddesses... As a result, no surprise, they were all rejected by the opposite side!"

It's OK not to mention it. In retrospect, Zhang Pengqi's face is red and his neck is thick

"There was even a little girl who not only refused, but also sent me a message, saying that I was not a little scum. If I wanted to soak her, I would beat her first, or I would be slapped to death by her pursuers!"

"Damn, it's just that my accomplishments are a little lower. That's because I've been studying hard for more than ten years in order to get into Mordor University. I don't have the heart to practice at all. My strength is relatively low. Otherwise, I'll drop those Tianjiao on the Qianlong list every minute!"

At this time, Wang Xu found a characteristic of Zhang Peng.

This guy is obviously a chatterbox. After a sentence, the topic can be brought to Java by the other party.

However, this guy's psychological quality is obvious... No, he is also cheeky enough. After roaring for a while, he found that Wang Xu didn't have any empathy. He was the only one performing by himself. Zhang Peng stopped complaining wisely, and then came over with a strange smile

"Brother, don't talk about these troublemakers. Help me record a video of smashing a car. I'll show off on Wumeng app later."

As he spoke, Zhang Peng pointed to a blue Porsche sports car next to him.

"Give me your cell phone." Wang Xu nodded, noncommittal.

"Be sure to help me shoot more handsome!"

Zhang Peng made a serious remark. He left his mobile phone and rolled his sleeve to run to the front of Porsche. His left and right hands exchanged with each other, revealing biceps brachii and putting all kinds of poss. He said that although his strength was a little lower, he was still healthy.

Wang Xu also gave face. After opening the video recording mode, he took the mobile phone seriously to record the video.

"Don't shake your hands, brother. I'll take down the Porsche sports car empty handed today, and then I'll send it to my circle of friends. I don't know how much fungus I have to suck!" Zhang Peng cried from a distance, with a beautiful expression on his face.

Wang Xu's face was expressionless. He watched him set up poss. He watched him twist his waist and stride, burst out loud, and then hit the front cover of the car with his fist

The next moment.

"Ah! so painful! It hurts

Zhang Peng suddenly let out a scream, holding his fists, the whole person squatted on the ground, the pain of straight air-conditioning, mouth also constantly scolding:

"Damn it! Who the hell says it's easy for a warrior to smash a car? My fist is going to swell. The front cover of the car is made of iron! "

Then he seemed to think of something. He suddenly looked up at Wang Xu and said in horror, "brother, you didn't send out that video, did you?"

“……”

Meet such a funny than, even if it is Wang Xu, at this time also can't control to smoke the corner of the mouth, then, he slowly shook his head.

"Hoo! That's good! That's good! " Seeing this, Zhang Peng breathed a long breath.

But just then, Wang Xu's calm words came slowly

"I tried my best. After your video recording, Wumeng's app uploaded directly and automatically. There was no option to cancel it."

"Ah! no There are many little sisters and friends on my number

Zhang Peng screamed, the whole person was desperate, but despair also created momentum, he immediately got up from the ground, rushed over and grabbed the mobile phone, regardless of the pain of his right hand, quickly operated, and was about to delete the video.

"Don't let the little sister see it! Don't have... "

Zhang Peng kept praying, and then suddenly he let out an earth shaking Scream:

"My God! Who the hell ordered these 100 compliments? There are just a hundred little sisters in Laozi's number! Someone else has forwarded it... No! "

After the operation, Zhang Peng still didn't block the hand speed of the modern Internet gourd eaters. In despair, he sat in the grass on the side of the road and looked up at the sky. His whole life was loveless.

finished!

Don't want to get a little sister on Wumeng's app in my life!

Wang Xu had a headache when he was watching

"This guy is definitely an idiot!"

At this time, the number of people at the registration point is less. He and Zhang Peng stay here lazily. As soon as he is ready to turn around and leave, he feels that his thigh is tight.

"This guy is not only an idiot, but also extremely shameless!"

Wang Xu didn't even have to look back to know who was holding his thigh.

Sure enough, when he looked down, he saw Zhang Peng, who had been lying in the grass, half sitting up, holding his thighs tightly in both hands, looking up at him sadly and abnormally

"Brother, it's fate that we meet! In the future, maybe it's still a class or even a dormitory classmate. Can you do me a little favor? "

Who's with you?

Who's in your class?

Who's your dorm?

Wang Xu's face twitched violently. According to his character, if Zhang Peng had a little bit of malice, he would kick the other party out directly.

But this goods, but there is no malicious, pure shameless!

Seeing many girls passing by with strange looks, Wang Xu had no choice but to say, "let go first, you have something to say."

"Then you have to promise to smash the car for me, or I'll die!"

"OK, I promise you..."

At this time, Wang Xu really can't tell what his mood is, but he knows that he is not angry at all. On the contrary, he likes this kind of daily communication.

But in the middle, he was stunned

"What did you say? Let me help you smash the car? "

"Yes, brother, I knew I didn't read you wrong. I'm really loyal!"

But Zhang Peng didn't see Wang Xu's surprise at all. He let go of his hand and patted his buttocks and got up again. He took Wang Xu back to the front of the Porsche sports car, pointed to a punch mark that was slightly depressed on the front cover of the car, and said sadly:

"Damn it, I underestimated the quality of this dog day sports car. An expert like me can barely make a fist mark."

You?

killer?

Wang Xu looks at Zhang Peng silently, and suddenly he has an impulse to turn around and go.

But at this time, he suddenly felt that not far behind him, there was a young man, with a large group of people coming angrily. It seemed that he was aiming at their position.

At this time, Zhang Peng didn't know it at all. He was still eloquent

"But if you're brother, you're absolutely extraordinary. I don't know how you hide your accomplishments on the Wumeng app, but I think your strength is definitely better than mine. Smashing this broken car in front of you should be a piece of cake..."

Instantly, without looking back, Wang Xu felt an angry look and suddenly gathered on him.

He sighed helplessly and slowly turned to look at it. Sure enough, he saw a group of people standing two meters behind him, looking at it with a bad face.

"If I say all this has nothing to do with me, I'm just a passer-by, do you believe it?"

Wang Xu sighed helplessly.