Chapter 200

"Hey, who the fuck are you?"

Yang Xuan cried to death. "Listen to me, daughter-in-law. She must have the wrong number......"

"Do you think I'm a fool!"

Sunan's volcano finally erupted. "People even call your name. Can you type it wrong? Wow, Yang Xuan, I can't see it!"

"I have always believed in you. I believe that no one can see a man like you outside. Now I know that no matter how frustrated you are, there are always some women with heavy taste in the world."

"You can. You have all your ex girlfriends. How many bad things have you done outside without telling me? You say, you say, you make it clear to me. You can't say it clearly. Divorce tomorrow!"

"Daughter in law, listen to me!"

Yang Xuan now has a heart to kill by bumping into a piece of tofu. What the fuck is this!

"First, I don't look so frustrated. I belong to that kind of durable type... Bah, what am I talking about!"

Yang Xuan was so anxious that he was incoherent that he hurriedly said, "I really didn't do anything sorry for you outside. I really don't know who that woman is. I swear, I swear to the lamp, I'm definitely not sorry for you. If there's a lie, five thunders a day!"

Boom!

Just after saying this, there was a sudden thunder in the sunny sky outside.

Yang Xuan: "...."

"Yang Xuan, go to hell with you!"

No matter how quiet a girl looks, there is a lioness in her bones, and the more quiet she usually behaves, the stronger the lioness in her bones.

It is said that this sentence is Mr. Lu Xun's maxim, but for Yang xuanlai at this time, it doesn't matter whether grandpa Lu Xun said this sentence. Anyway, this must be very reasonable.

This can be verified in less than ten minutes.

Everything that can be used at home, remote control, broom, washboard, apple, whatever Su Nan can hold, are all used to "greet" Yang Xuan.

"Don't hide, stand up!"

Su Nan took out a Durian from the refrigerator and said angrily, "if you want to prove your innocence, you can't hide!"

Yang Xuan trembled, looked at the durian in his daughter-in-law's hand and said, "I must be innocent, but can you change a banana or something... Oh, daughter-in-law, you can really go down!"

The top soldier of the owl group, the world-renowned champion Hou, experienced the worst World War I in history.

The opponent is her beautiful daughter-in-law who usually has no strength to bind chickens. Her main weapon is a huge durian. She can't fight back, but also can't escape.

"Daughter in law, if you fight again, you will die."

Yang Xuan held his head and begged for mercy. "I swear to God, I'm really innocent. Give me some time and I'll find out about it."

Su Nan was almost angry and glared, "OK, I'll give you three days. You'll explain it to me clearly, or I'll see you at the Civil Affairs Bureau!"

That night, Yang Xuan knelt on the balcony all night on the washboard

You know, it was that bastard who teased himself. He had to pull off a layer of his skin!

Yang Xuan asked the old slave to inquire about the origin of the phone number. The old slave replied that the number was encrypted, which was very difficult.

"No matter how difficult it is, you have to check it for me. If you can't find it in three days, you'll give me a ghost washboard!"

Yang Xuan knelt on the washboard and shouted at the phone.

The next day, it was just dawn.

Long Xiaoman and Zhou AHU gathered some of their leaders and key members on an abandoned playground near Longquan very early according to Yang Xuan's instructions yesterday.

Near five o'clock, Yang Xuan's car finally drove over.

"Yang Xuan, you did what you said. All the people are here. What are you selling in the gourd... Eh, it's not light yet. Why are you wearing sunglasses?"

Long Xiaoman asked suspiciously when he saw Yang Xuan wearing a cap and sunglasses.

"Oh, it's a personal habit. Don't ask so much."

Yang Xuan perfunctorily said that his eyes were swollen like a giant panda, and his head was hit with durian by Su Nan. It was full of pimples. If he didn't dress up like this, he couldn't see anyone at all.

"Brother Yang, everyone is here!" Zhou AHU also came forward to say hello.

Yang Xuan nodded, glanced at the crowd in front, and couldn't help frowning slightly.

A group of people are staggering in groups. They have everything with green and red hair on their heads. They are talking and laughing with cigarettes. It's strange if they can have combat effectiveness.

"Brother Yang, what's up!"

The weasel stood at the front of the team and said with a smile, "is there any important task? Just open your mouth. We are all elite here. Where do you mean to fight!"

Yang Xuan sighed, "put out the cigarettes and stand in line!"

"Line up?"

A group of people were stunned. They didn't seem to understand what Yang Xuan said.

At the critical moment, the weasel's brain and melon seeds excite the spirit. With a big hand, "there are all of them. Stand in four rows and look up!"

Then he turned around, raised his left hand, slapped a nondescript military salute at Yang xuanjing, and said loudly with an awkward Hong Kong and Taiwan cavity, "brother Yang, is it soy purple!"

Yang Xuan sweating, soy sauce purple?

Maozi, your grandmother has a leg!

I came here today to teach the most basic things first, but now it seems that we can't treat this mob in the same way as those recruits who were recruited into the training camp.

"Listen up!"

Yang Xuan restrained his expression on his face and suddenly became cold and domineering. "Listen to my command and run around the playground!"

A group of people looked at each other. This is not a school. Why do you run circles?

"Didn't you hear what brother Yang said? Let you run. There's so much nonsense!"

The weasel scolded angrily, then smiled at Yang Xuan and said, "don't worry, brother Yang, these people are rude and don't understand the rules. I'll teach you well......"

Boom!

Yang Xuan kicked on the other party's ass, "you run too!"

A group of people immediately ran around the playground. At first, they said they were laughing, but after a few laps, they began to pant.

Yang Xuan could not help frowning. Although these people in the Jianghu are brave, they spend too much wine and drink every day, and their bodies have long been wasted. They are not even a mob with this physical strength!

"Yang... Brother Yang... When will it start? I can't. I have to take a break..."

The first to fall behind is the weasel, who has always regarded himself as a cultural man. He sat down on the ground and took out a cigarette. He was just ready to light it, but Yang Xuan rushed up and kicked it to the ground.