Chapter 639： The disaster that I personally directed is coming!

"Comrades, brothers, next, I have a very important task for you!"

In a no-man's-land near the inspection team, Qin Hao stood on the roof of the inspection team, looking at a group of inspectors below, holding a loudspeaker in his hand.

The sound is loud enough to ensure that everyone can hear it clearly.

"What does the Sky Eye program teach you? How to deal with potential dangers in society, how to deal with criminals, how to face inspections, etc.!"

"But! I don't think these are enough. I believe that many people who like to watch disaster movies will have a question. If zombies break out, what should the society do? Is it the same as in the movie? Global explosion?"

"Actually, I also want to see that Chen Quanci is a very strong special forces instructor, and see how he would behave in the face of zombies, whether he was scared to wet his pants, or was decisive in killing!"

Having just said this, the inspectors and the audience below burst into a burst of laughter.

"Of course, you can rest assured that the program team will provide the best security facilities to ensure your safety!"

"Okay, I'm done. If you have any questions, you can ask!"

Qin Hao looked at all the inspectors with a smile.

"Team leader, if he were an ordinary person, he might run away when he was injured, but Chen Quanci is not necessarily. What if he wants to kill us? Are we fighting back or playing dead?"

Someone quickly raised their hand to ask.

"That's a good question. The injury is the same as the rules of the show. If you suffer a heavy injury or a huge upper body injury, you will be judged dead. However, because you are wearing protective gear, you will not be injured, but the protective device will remind you that you are dead!"

Everyone suddenly nodded.

In this way, they will know more clearly whether to continue fighting or play dead.

"Of course, if there is no accident, you will not have close contact with Chen Quanci, because you are zombies with guns. Once he is hit, it means the game is over!"

"Any questions?"

There was a sudden silence below, and it was obvious that they had no doubts.

Security is guaranteed, who isn't in high spirits?

You know, there is no such opportunity in reality!

"Okay, since you don't have any questions, the time is tight and the task is heavy. In the next day, I will give everyone an express training!"

Qin Hao looked serious and said slowly: "What are the most important core points of zombies? How can you tell at a glance that it is a zombie?"

"Blanched eyeballs, black and red bloodshots, fangs, terrible bad breath, dirty clothes, stiff and broken, but extremely fast movements!"

"For the whitened eyeballs, we can use cosmetic contact lenses, black and red bloodshots, make-up, and props for fangs, but..."

When Qin Hao said this, he paused slightly, and said with a strange expression: "The frightened bad breath and the smelly clothes need to be cultivated by yourself!"

"Of course, it's not important, the rigid and broken body, we can use the body rigidity medicine to solve it, and only stiffen the upper body, which is more conducive to your actions."

However, below is a picture of raised hands.

Qin Hao just pretended that he didn't see it.

"Okay, everyone will gather here tomorrow morning, and I will teach you how to become a qualified zombie!"

When you're done, turn around and leave.

"etc!"

An inspector couldn't help it, and hurriedly called out.

"Well, team leader, we want to ask, how to solve the problem of bad breath and body odor?"

Everyone nodded in unison.

"You ask me who I'm asking? Eat some stinky tofu, don't brush your teeth, you won't die if you don't brush for a day, and there are dirty, smelly clothes, looking for homeless people, looking for props groups, you can do whatever you want. "

After Qin Hao finished speaking, he ran away in a hurry.

Everyone: "........"

The scene fell silent in an instant.

Many inspectors could not help but look at each other.

Co-author, in this zombie show, do we still have to eat stinky tofu?

How to say this thing, I can't say it's bad, but two extremes. People who don't like it are as far as they can hide, and people who like it are really fond of food.

It is the same as sweet tofu and salty tofu.

"Pfft, hahaha!"

"Brother Hao, this scumbag, good guy, after eating stinky tofu and not brushing my teeth all night, my face is green."

"Don't say it, don't say it, you're going to vomit!"

In the live broadcast room, many viewers have a very rich imagination. Just imagining that kind of picture makes their stomachs roll.

Suddenly I understand that those really good actors are really not easy.

If they want to play a good role, they need a lot of knowledge to prepare in advance. Some people need to shave their heads and make their perfect body fat and deformed, especially some dangerous actions, fractures, and bruises are common things.

Of course, I'm not talking about individual existence here.

Whether it is the older generation or the younger generation, there are truly dedicated actors, but each generation has a mouse shit.

The on-site inspectors didn't know the audience's sighs. They all had bitter faces, a look of bitterness and hatred.

However, for the sake of the show, ahem, for money, they are forced to do it!

So, this night, whether it was the inspector who came back or the inspector who didn't come back, all the dinners turned into stinky tofu, especially the inspector at the farmhouse, there were still more than 100 people left.

It can be said that the fragrance is ten miles away!

In the dead of night, you can always hear the screams of some tourists.

"Ah, who is cooking shit!!!"

"My goddamn, isn't this Peach Blossom Village said to be fragrant for ten miles? What kind of strange smell is this!"

"It smells so good, I seem to be in heaven!"

........

That night, Chen Quanci slept very unsteadily, and he didn't know what was going on. He could always hear some strange sounds, sometimes screaming, sometimes... um, surprise!

"Mass, it's so annoying, why don't you let people sleep?"

Chen Quanci got up helplessly, opened the window, and the anger on his face suddenly changed.

A strange smell penetrated directly into his nose, hitting his soul!

"Fog grass, what does this smell?"

I hurriedly closed the window, but it was too late, the strange smell had filled the whole room!

"This........"

Chen Quanci froze in place.

Good guy, who doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, to do this?

Turning on the air freshener made him feel a little better.

"Wang Lei and the others were not what I expected, they were already in jail. What I didn't expect was that there were still two left, but these have nothing to do with me, and now I am not suitable to appear. "

"Gou, as long as I live, I will win!"