Chapter 14

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A long time ago, there was a niuniumi universe. On one planet of the niuniuniumi universe, a poor man named Ning Jiu lived in the village.

This man is very lazy, so he is still a bachelor when he is still young.

Ningjiu's family has only a few acres of thin fields. Every time it comes to the sowing season, he randomly scatters a few seeds in the field.

Why did not starve to death, this is a mystery.

Although Ning Jiu is very handsome, no one wants to marry his daughter to him.

Ningjiu has a very strong cow, a shiny black skin, shining in the sun, this is called a small black dog - you don't ask why a cow barking dog, in any case that is called.

The cow is lazier than Ning Jiu. He doesn't do any work every day. He is also clean. He lives in a luxury cowshed and is cleaner than Ning Jiuwu. When it comes to dinner time, he goes over the wall to find the beautiful female Constable next door to hold him in person and lift her up.

The only constable in this village is a woman named Chen Qianmo. It is said that the female Constable has a pair of magic eyes and can see through all the darkness of the event. The female Constable is not only beautiful, but also has an iron rice bowl. There are countless people who propose marriage in the village of ten li and eight, but she can't look up to anyone.

Every day to solve the case, feed the little black dog, and by the way, hug the little black dog.

It is said in the village that the female Constable may have taken a fancy to a lazy man for a long time. Otherwise, why not go to another place to live?

However, every time someone hears this story, the next day there will be a supernatural event in the home. All the valuable things in the family will disappear, not to mention a room full of ox hooves.

There is a handsome cow in Ningjiu's family in the village. However, when someone doubts this, the only female constable in the village will face justice and firmly deny it.

She said, "which cow have you ever seen that would be hugged and held high? No, which cow would retaliate? That mark is just a trick that the thief deliberately uses. This Constable has the strongest pupil power. He can write the wheel eye to level 10 and will not accept refutation. "

Under the authority of the female constable, no one dares to pass on the CP theory of the female constable and Ning Jiu.

In a twinkling of an eye, it's time to sow again.

Ning long looked at the village other people are busy in the field, he will hum a little song also ready to go.

The little black dog, who lived in a luxurious cowshed, was awakened by a terrible song.

"I planted a seed, and at last I grew fruit. Today is a great day!"

Small black dog domineering squint, this god horse breaks song!

"Ning Jiu! Stop! No work The little black dog stopped for a long time.

Rather long full of grievances, "little black dog, you told me not to work, said that my lazy appearance is the most charming, will marry a daughter-in-law, but you see I am more than 30 years old, also single, I really can not control my full of labor feeling!"

It turns out that Ning Jiu is not a lazy man. On the contrary, he is very industrious and decathlon.

But this little black dog is too cunning, clever words and colors, rather long told him not to work in the field, said that his lazy appearance is the most charming, and he would rather long at home to repair the luxury cowshed for the little black dog.

Now this cowshed is said to be a cowshed, but the facilities are no less perfect than those thousands of years later. There are flushing toilets, rubber mattresses, and "air conditioning" and "refrigerators" that can be refrigerated with ice.

The little black dog lives in this luxurious cowshed, with big gold chains and small gold watches, and three small barbecues a day.

"No, I'll pinch my fingers. Your marriage is coming." Said the little black dog.

"But you're a cow, you don't have to point to hooves..." Ning Jiuwei said with Qu Ba Di.

From the wall came a beautiful female voice, "I said he had it! Do you dare to doubt the only female constable in this village who writes about lunyan level 10? "

Don't ask the female Constable why she wants to climb the wall, sit on the wall and listen to other people's corner. They are captains.

Ning Jiu simply believed it. Ask the little black dog piously.

"Where is my marriage, brother dog?"

The little black dog lifted his hoof gracefully and knocked on Ning Jiu's forehead.

"The seven fairies in the sky want to go down to the earth to take a bath. When you go to the willow tree at the entrance of the village at noon, you see that a white coat is stolen. The fairy left behind is your marriage."

Ning long doubted, "shouldn't the script be the smallest fairy?"? What's the situation with the fairies? "

little black dog hit him hard, and on the head of his long head was pressed a hoof print with the perfume of Hermes.

How dare to doubt his intelligence quotient!

"All seven fairies are nonsense. The Jade Emperor is a girl, and the remaining six are bodyguards... To protect outsiders from being hurt by the princess."

Ning long more dizzy, "princess so violent?"

Well, gentle and virtuous coexist?

The policewoman on the wall said.

"What Xiaohei said is what you dare to question the justice of the only female constable in this village?"

Rather long and dare not, well, the big fairy is the big fairy, the older is also a fairy.As a result, Ning Jiu obediently ran to the village to find his marriage. As soon as he left the front foot, the little black dog turned into a handsome male God and held the female constable in his arms.

"Xiaohei is so handsome today, mamda ~"

Ning Jiu doesn't know that his brother Niu, who is more noble than others, is actually the God of heaven.

The reason why he didn't want to be an uncle in Ningjiu was that he was demoted to the world and took a fancy to the pretty Sheriff next door. He lived near Ning Jiu's house.

After arriving at the willow tree at the entrance of the village according to Xiao Hei's instructions, Ning Jiu takes a close look at it --

nothing.

Rather long tears run, the fairy tales are really deceptive, who said that the fairy bath casually look at ah, people are with the magic consciously shield good cut.

But there are clothes, hanging in a row, Hermes, Gucci, Chanel... All kinds of limited edition.

Although Ning Jiu felt that selling all these things could exchange a lot of money, considering what Xiao Hei said, if he wanted to get a white coat, he could only bear to give up the chance to make foreign money, reached for the white coat and hid behind the tree.

Those Fairies in luxury clothes were washed enough and flew away one by one. The fairies who had no white coats stayed.

Rather long a look, I went, this is also too good-looking!

Looking back, she smiles and looks elegant. Even if she has a murderous look at her eyes and eyebrows, she will not be hindered by her beauty.

Marry her! Marry her! Marry her!!!

Noro, the fairy, had no white coat and had to marry Ning Jiu. They lived a happy life in the village.

It's better to farm, to weave, to cook and to wash clothes.

His wife Noro is responsible for investigating the case with Chen Qianmo, the head of the pretty girl next door, wearing a white coat every day, and kissing me.

Although Ning Jiu thinks that head Qiao is more like CP than he and Noro, he really loves his wife too much, and he thinks this can be tolerated.

He can bear it. The one in the luxury diamond cowshed can't.

Xiaohei originally wanted to sell Ning dork to a difficult Noro fairy. In this way, the village would be short of his family's obedience and Ningjiu's rumors. However, Mu had thought that he would become his family's obedient and nono fairy CP!

So the unbearable little black took out the mysterious communicator and called Tianting. In order to protect him, it was time to be a spy dog!

I called Chen Meng, the queen mother of Tianting West.

The Queen Mother Chen Meng was overjoyed when she received the call from Xiaohei.

"Is nono's marriage settled? Ha ha ha, good and good

The old leftover girl Tianting is also a headache. It's not easy to send the girl out. Naturally, it's amnesty. It's like running all over the country!

Little black is silent

There is no chastity from the beginning to the end.

It turns out that the real identity of Xiaohei is amazing. He is the son of the second master of the Jade Emperor, and the fairy is his sister.

"I asked to speak to my father." protest!

"It doesn't exist. Oh, the signal in the sky is not good. Bye!" Chen Meng cuts off the phone as quickly as possible.

But the matter was finally known by the second master of the Jade Emperor.

As a senior daughter control, the second master decisively sent his third son to lead the heavenly army and the heavenly general to go down to catch nuono.

The third prince resisted.

Let's not say that he can't beat the second brother, Xiao Hei, but the elder sister, Noro, is even more terrible. As a garbage can boy in his family, how can he compete with elder sister hall and abdominal black brother because of his father's and mother's cecum.

However, the second master kicked him down with a gun foot, so he had to brave his head to rush. The third prince stood behind the door and almost didn't expose himself to his sister's house.

In the spirit of internationalism, the third prince kicked Hao Jian, the leader of the security team of xiatianting.

"You and my sister grew up together, you knock on the door!"

It's not easy to be kicked by elder sister hall!

No doubt, Hao Jian went to knock on the door. As soon as the door opened, Ning Jiu, with a black face and bare arms, only wearing big underpants, appeared.

"Hello, Princess nono is in - er!!! Excuse me Hao Jian retreats at the fastest speed.

Bitter face to find the third prince to complain.

"You can't beat it!" Special God opened a trumpet to the novice village to install novice. Is there anyone to manage it? No shame! Hao Jian is so angry in his heart, but he can't show it on his face.

The third prince, god horse, just a mortal can not beat, this security brigade long buckle two drumsticks!

Fight in person!

On the wall, a pair of Bi Ren were sitting on the top of the wall, eating melon seeds and watching the opera. The unfortunate old man kicked the door and called out in a rage, and then was taken back by a flying leg of Nono.

The handsome little black grape on the edge was fed to her.

The third brother and sister-in-law were rolled out by his sister, and the rest of the corner of his eyes swept to the wall to see the excitement of the second elder brother and the second sister-in-law. He was very angry and stood a few meters away and jumped to shout at nono.

"Yu Yinuo, don't be afraid of you because you are your sister! Don't force me to do more! ""Let go Calmly, Princess nono did not change her face.

"Tianting handmade fine scalpel limited edition is on sale immediately! If you don't go back, you'll be sold out! Don't blame me for not telling you! " The third one lowered his voice and said in a voice that only the two brothers and sisters could hear.

As expected, Nuo looks pale. The third one raises his voice and yells.

"Don't you go back to heaven soon to be punished!" Please don't tear down the hall of elder sister, people don't want face!

Ning Jiu chased him out and shook his hands. "Empress ~"

nono also held out his hand and trembled at him. "Goodbye, officer."

fly and fly away.

Ning Jiu wailed and cried. The daughter-in-law of the other family jumped down from the wall, and the little black dog said to Ning Jiu.

"I'll give you an idea. You can fly to the sky with my cowhide."

Ning Jiu rushed to the cowhide that Xiaohei handed over, and flew towards the sky with the big steamed buns and steamed buns that had just come out of the pot.

Constable Qiao looks at his God with a slanting eye. Why is he so kind?

But see small black dog fork waist to laugh wildly, that pair of cowhide he sprinkled urine, rather long that boy deserves, ha ha ha ha! Let him steal flowers, live, should!

And said that rather long all the way to catch up with Nuo, but see the black face of the second Ye appeared, rather long busy forward to bow.

"My father-in-law, please be worshipped by my son-in-law!"

"I don't have a son-in-law like you who plays pig and eats tiger!"

It turns out that he is not an ordinary mortal. In fact, he is a senior immortal outside the heaven's court. He is usually free and at ease. He went to the back garden of the Jade Emperor's house to steal roses a few years ago.

For this, he was beaten by the two sons of the Jade Emperor.

Xiao Hei was kicked out of the world because he always hindered his parents from showing their love at home. Lai Zai Ning Jiu's family saw through the shameless waistcoat. He wanted to let the stinky boy steal his sister's limited white coat, so he had better let his sister's hall with full force score cut out.

But unfortunately, the plot failed.

These two guys even look at mung bean.

There is the hatred of stealing flowers before, and the hatred of robbing elder sister later. It's very face saving to give him a pee cow hide.

Naihe Ningjiu is very thick skinned. He is a father-in-law. I want to give you a monkey. No, my daughter-in-law and I are going to give you a grandson. In a rage, the second master pulled a big hairpin full of diamonds from his wife's head and drew such a stroke to create a galaxy.

This side is separated by his own baby girl, and there is a smelly and shameless Ning long.

It's better to be sad for a long time and become a river against the current. What are you going to do, old father-in-law? Don't you just steal some flowers from your house, as for the long-term revenge?

After grabbing the scalpel, nono is content to look back at his silly roe deer man, only to find that Ning Jiu is already at the other end of the river. He is very sad.

Touch your stomach and earnestly teach the baby in your stomach. Baby, my mother has said for a long time that you need to be a decathlon, especially if you are a God. Look at your father, when you were young, you didn't learn Olympiad Mathematics Well, when you grow up, you can't swim. When you're a land duck's daughter-in-law, you can't catch up with her. Unfortunately...

the advantages and disadvantages of this class are greater than the advantages of your class.

In fact, Ning Jiu can also fly over with mana. However, considering that the old father-in-law's family has a nest of hateful people, and his wife wants to use him as a negative teaching material for fetal education, which is not good for learning. At this time, I was afraid that it would be very difficult in the future, but I was worried about death...

when the key was off, he was still the leader of Birdman. No, it should be said that it was Zhuque God, that is to say, it damaged God The pretty Constable of Changmo's family is kind-hearted.

A group of magpies helped to build a bridge, and sincerely helped Ning Jiu solve the problem. He was kind-hearted, gentle and loving, and the charge was not expensive at all. That is to say, a quarter of Ningjiu's family property, such as good gems, the latest lipstick and so on, which is so kind and amiable.

Ning long on such a grand ground stepped on the magpie bridge to see his wife, a happy reunion.

However, considering that the old father-in-law is really too revengeful, the younger brother-in-law is not a good cake, and the younger brother-in-law's daughter-in-law is a profiteer. Therefore, Ning Jiu claims that he only comes to see his daughter-in-law only on July 7 every year. In fact, they live happily on the bridge and are responsible for cleaning up the old father-in-law's family.

Therefore, in the niuniuniumi universe, the story of Tanabata spread like this.

It is said that on the day of Chinese Valentine's day, sitting under the grape trellis and eating grapes, it seems that you can still hear Ning Jiu's affectionate call -

Chen Qianmo, you specially return my wife! It's a big holiday. Can you stop taking over other people's wives and break your uncle's case!