Chapter 918： Apologize to the world?
The new King of Tuvalu held a press conference, which attracted countless reporters.
Many reporters speculated that this press conference was related to the content of the Mars exploration, because since the Mars successfully landed on the earth, New Tuvalu has not announced their detection results.
Regarding the situation on Mars, NASA in the United States has announced a lot, because they successfully launched many probe rovers and landed on Mars. There are not only photos, but even videos, as well as analysis reports on soil, air and other substances.
Under such circumstances, the results brought back by human exploration of Mars are actually not important. Because the exploration of humans landing on Mars is not much different in essence from mechanical exploration. The real difference lies in the meaning.
However, if this press conference is hosted by His Majesty the new King of Tuvalu himself, it will definitely be attractive enough.
Hundreds of journalists from well-known media from various countries are already in place at the New Tuvalu Royal Academy. Today, the New Tuvalu Royal Academy has become an authoritative place in the earth academic circle. Although it has been established for a short time, it is not worth mentioning compared to those century-old schools, but its popularity is not weak at all.
The most important thing is that the faculty and students of the New Tuvalu Royal Academy are constantly releasing various research results and papers, which are guiding the technological direction of the entire earth.
What surprised many reporters was that the venue for today's press conference was not in the auditorium, nor in the college's high-tech exhibition center, but in the stadium.
"Why in the stadium? This stadium can hold 30,000 people, and how many of us reporters are there?"
Hundreds of reporters, as well as accompanying cameramen and others, the number is very large. However, in this 30,000-person stadium, even one corner cannot be filled.
"My strangest thing is, why are we sitting in the stands?"
The architectural models of stadiums in various countries are actually similar, with stands around them and a huge competition area in the middle.
"It's true, we are here, how can we conduct an interview? Could it be that today is just for us to watch?"
The most important part of the press conference, in addition to the press conference, is the questioning session.
In such a huge stadium, the reporters are all sitting on the stands, and the rostrum for the press conference has been set up, and it is in the center of the stadium's competition area. With such a long distance, even if they yell loudly, it is difficult for the people on the rostrum to hear the voices of the reporters in the stands.
Unless, all the reporters shouted the same question with one voice.
"Are you an idiot? Don't you know there's a microphone and a speaker?"
Some of the reporters thought that in the questioning session later, these reporters should use the microphone to ask questions. The reason for choosing such a large venue is because this time it may be necessary to lay out relatively large-scale things.
"Could it be that the king of New Tuvalu caught some big monster on Mars?"
The reporter who said this sentence couldn't help laughing himself. It's not that people on Earth have never seen big monsters. The disasters caused by monsters in the past few years have plunged the global economy into a downturn. If New Tuvalu hadn't researched and manufactured two powerful weapons of war, the space-based satellite and the space carrier, and put these two weapons of war into the response to the monster crisis, the earth is still in a state of panic.
For the earthlings who are protected by space-based satellites and space carriers, big monsters and the like are no longer a pressure.
There is an exhibition area in New Tuvalu, in which there are several large monsters that have been captured alive, which are regularly open to tourists.
New Tuvalu's tourism industry dominates the world. In addition to its beautiful scenery, perfect planning and construction, high-quality citizens, and world-leading medical standards, etc., "wonderful" attractions like the monster exhibition area are also attractive to tourists from all over the world. One of the main reasons.
"Is the Martian monster worthy of His Majesty the King himself, to hold a press conference?"
A reporter laughed and said: "Have you all forgotten? Before His Majesty the King went to Mars, did the number of press conferences held less and less? It is extremely important to other countries, and can even be described as epoch-making. He They will not hold another press conference in person, but hand it over to the people under them.”
Before the new Tuvalu conquered AIDS, created the cradle of regeneration, etc., the king of the new Tuvalu did not hold a press conference in person.
The most recent press conference held by the new King of Tuvalu in person was the Diyue-1 spacecraft. This kind of time can make a strong mark in the annals of human history.
"Is it as important as the test flight of Diyue-1?"
Reporters are the best at guessing. Some reporters wondered: "Is there life on Mars?"
The suspicion at this time is different from the joke that a certain reporter said before that a big monster was found on Mars.
In the discussions among many reporters, the time for the press conference finally arrived. The new King of Tuvalu stepped onto the rostrum under the eyes of all the people.
"This press conference is because we have successfully developed a brand new product, a product that can completely change the human world. And this change is trans-epochal."
The first words of the new King of Tuvalu made all the reporters hold their breath. The product that can be called an epoch-making product by the new King of Tuvalu must be a truly epoch-making product.
"Before introducing this product, I need to apologize to the world."
The second sentence shocked all reporters, including the audience who were watching the live broadcast.
The new King of Tuvalu faced the camera with a smile on his face and an apology, but no one could see his apology.
"In the Olympic Games three years ago, our new Tuvalu dominated the gold medal list. At that time, many people suspected that our athletes, including me, used some illegal drugs."
Facing the camera, the new King of Tuvalu completely ignored the exclamation of the reporters and the audience in front of the TV, and said to himself: "I declare again that we did not use illegal drugs. "
The sudden gasp made many viewers couldn't help but want to scold, but before they could scold, they heard the new King of Tuvalu say: "Because the drugs we use are not from the International Anti-Doping Organization, Or any illegal drug that is expressly prohibited by any sporting organization."
Everyone was stunned for a moment, really stunned.
The new King of Tuvalu suddenly talked about the Olympic Games a few years ago, and said that he and the athletes took drugs. This is definitely news that shocked the world. As for what the King of New Tuvalu said that drug is not a prohibited drug, who will take care of it?
It's not a banned drug, how could it be possible for someone to take it and win the Olympic gold medal?
When the world was in an uproar, the new King of Tuvalu continued: "Illegal drugs in the conventional sense have a very important premise, which is to temporarily improve the athletic performance of athletes. It is precisely because of this that I don't think it is Illegal drug. Instead, I think it is a drug that can change human beings, and even make human beings evolve."
"Because it changes the quality of the human body permanently."
The new King of Tuvalu on the rostrum in the middle of the stadium, after a pause, said: "Before the last Olympic Games, we successfully developed a drug that can improve human physical fitness in an all-round way. After passing through the human body After the experiment, we confirmed the effect of the drug, and in the Olympic Games, the athletes of our country also proved the effect of the drug to the whole world."
"The choice to announce today, more than three years later, is to ensure that the change is truly permanent and not a short-term physical improvement, or a short-term improvement in competitive status. Most importantly, we need Be sure, this kind of all-round improvement of physical fitness has no side effects."
"And after such a long period of follow-up trials, we have confirmed that the effect of this drug is permanent and has no side effects. Therefore, it is not considered an illegal drug at all."
The whole world continued to be confused, and some viewers who hadn't reacted suddenly felt that what the new King of Tuvalu said made a lot of sense.
Since it is a permanent change in physical fitness, it naturally cannot be regarded as an illegal drug.
However, there seems to be something wrong?
Please remember the first domain name of this book: . The mobile version of the Three Heads reads at:
Many reporters speculated that this press conference was related to the content of the Mars exploration, because since the Mars successfully landed on the earth, New Tuvalu has not announced their detection results.
Regarding the situation on Mars, NASA in the United States has announced a lot, because they successfully launched many probe rovers and landed on Mars. There are not only photos, but even videos, as well as analysis reports on soil, air and other substances.
Under such circumstances, the results brought back by human exploration of Mars are actually not important. Because the exploration of humans landing on Mars is not much different in essence from mechanical exploration. The real difference lies in the meaning.
However, if this press conference is hosted by His Majesty the new King of Tuvalu himself, it will definitely be attractive enough.
Hundreds of journalists from well-known media from various countries are already in place at the New Tuvalu Royal Academy. Today, the New Tuvalu Royal Academy has become an authoritative place in the earth academic circle. Although it has been established for a short time, it is not worth mentioning compared to those century-old schools, but its popularity is not weak at all.
The most important thing is that the faculty and students of the New Tuvalu Royal Academy are constantly releasing various research results and papers, which are guiding the technological direction of the entire earth.
What surprised many reporters was that the venue for today's press conference was not in the auditorium, nor in the college's high-tech exhibition center, but in the stadium.
"Why in the stadium? This stadium can hold 30,000 people, and how many of us reporters are there?"
Hundreds of reporters, as well as accompanying cameramen and others, the number is very large. However, in this 30,000-person stadium, even one corner cannot be filled.
"My strangest thing is, why are we sitting in the stands?"
The architectural models of stadiums in various countries are actually similar, with stands around them and a huge competition area in the middle.
"It's true, we are here, how can we conduct an interview? Could it be that today is just for us to watch?"
The most important part of the press conference, in addition to the press conference, is the questioning session.
In such a huge stadium, the reporters are all sitting on the stands, and the rostrum for the press conference has been set up, and it is in the center of the stadium's competition area. With such a long distance, even if they yell loudly, it is difficult for the people on the rostrum to hear the voices of the reporters in the stands.
Unless, all the reporters shouted the same question with one voice.
"Are you an idiot? Don't you know there's a microphone and a speaker?"
Some of the reporters thought that in the questioning session later, these reporters should use the microphone to ask questions. The reason for choosing such a large venue is because this time it may be necessary to lay out relatively large-scale things.
"Could it be that the king of New Tuvalu caught some big monster on Mars?"
The reporter who said this sentence couldn't help laughing himself. It's not that people on Earth have never seen big monsters. The disasters caused by monsters in the past few years have plunged the global economy into a downturn. If New Tuvalu hadn't researched and manufactured two powerful weapons of war, the space-based satellite and the space carrier, and put these two weapons of war into the response to the monster crisis, the earth is still in a state of panic.
For the earthlings who are protected by space-based satellites and space carriers, big monsters and the like are no longer a pressure.
There is an exhibition area in New Tuvalu, in which there are several large monsters that have been captured alive, which are regularly open to tourists.
New Tuvalu's tourism industry dominates the world. In addition to its beautiful scenery, perfect planning and construction, high-quality citizens, and world-leading medical standards, etc., "wonderful" attractions like the monster exhibition area are also attractive to tourists from all over the world. One of the main reasons.
"Is the Martian monster worthy of His Majesty the King himself, to hold a press conference?"
A reporter laughed and said: "Have you all forgotten? Before His Majesty the King went to Mars, did the number of press conferences held less and less? It is extremely important to other countries, and can even be described as epoch-making. He They will not hold another press conference in person, but hand it over to the people under them.”
Before the new Tuvalu conquered AIDS, created the cradle of regeneration, etc., the king of the new Tuvalu did not hold a press conference in person.
The most recent press conference held by the new King of Tuvalu in person was the Diyue-1 spacecraft. This kind of time can make a strong mark in the annals of human history.
"Is it as important as the test flight of Diyue-1?"
Reporters are the best at guessing. Some reporters wondered: "Is there life on Mars?"
The suspicion at this time is different from the joke that a certain reporter said before that a big monster was found on Mars.
In the discussions among many reporters, the time for the press conference finally arrived. The new King of Tuvalu stepped onto the rostrum under the eyes of all the people.
"This press conference is because we have successfully developed a brand new product, a product that can completely change the human world. And this change is trans-epochal."
The first words of the new King of Tuvalu made all the reporters hold their breath. The product that can be called an epoch-making product by the new King of Tuvalu must be a truly epoch-making product.
"Before introducing this product, I need to apologize to the world."
The second sentence shocked all reporters, including the audience who were watching the live broadcast.
The new King of Tuvalu faced the camera with a smile on his face and an apology, but no one could see his apology.
"In the Olympic Games three years ago, our new Tuvalu dominated the gold medal list. At that time, many people suspected that our athletes, including me, used some illegal drugs."
Facing the camera, the new King of Tuvalu completely ignored the exclamation of the reporters and the audience in front of the TV, and said to himself: "I declare again that we did not use illegal drugs. "
The sudden gasp made many viewers couldn't help but want to scold, but before they could scold, they heard the new King of Tuvalu say: "Because the drugs we use are not from the International Anti-Doping Organization, Or any illegal drug that is expressly prohibited by any sporting organization."
Everyone was stunned for a moment, really stunned.
The new King of Tuvalu suddenly talked about the Olympic Games a few years ago, and said that he and the athletes took drugs. This is definitely news that shocked the world. As for what the King of New Tuvalu said that drug is not a prohibited drug, who will take care of it?
It's not a banned drug, how could it be possible for someone to take it and win the Olympic gold medal?
When the world was in an uproar, the new King of Tuvalu continued: "Illegal drugs in the conventional sense have a very important premise, which is to temporarily improve the athletic performance of athletes. It is precisely because of this that I don't think it is Illegal drug. Instead, I think it is a drug that can change human beings, and even make human beings evolve."
"Because it changes the quality of the human body permanently."
The new King of Tuvalu on the rostrum in the middle of the stadium, after a pause, said: "Before the last Olympic Games, we successfully developed a drug that can improve human physical fitness in an all-round way. After passing through the human body After the experiment, we confirmed the effect of the drug, and in the Olympic Games, the athletes of our country also proved the effect of the drug to the whole world."
"The choice to announce today, more than three years later, is to ensure that the change is truly permanent and not a short-term physical improvement, or a short-term improvement in competitive status. Most importantly, we need Be sure, this kind of all-round improvement of physical fitness has no side effects."
"And after such a long period of follow-up trials, we have confirmed that the effect of this drug is permanent and has no side effects. Therefore, it is not considered an illegal drug at all."
The whole world continued to be confused, and some viewers who hadn't reacted suddenly felt that what the new King of Tuvalu said made a lot of sense.
Since it is a permanent change in physical fitness, it naturally cannot be regarded as an illegal drug.
However, there seems to be something wrong?
Please remember the first domain name of this book: . The mobile version of the Three Heads reads at:
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