v2 Chapter 90： 【One more】

Ten days ago

It was on the third day that King Zhan left the capital, the third prince Chunyuyi ‘successfully follows the will of the people and responds to the people’s hearts’ and ascended to the throne of Emperor Chu.

On the day of ascending to the throne, the three princes Chunyuyi wore a newly set bright yellow dragon robe, a crown of heaven on his head, with colorful ribbons, yellow bones, white feathers, and blue borders. Surrounded by the eunuchs, he sat on the country of Chu. The tallest chair in the palace.

However, in fact, the child didn’t want to sit here at all. It was the queen who forced him to take him from the palace into the palace, and she kept telling him that he wanted his son to inherit his father’s inheritance and could not call him the father of the king. Jiangshan was taken away by others...

He doesn't care if Jiangshan is taken away by him. Anyway, they are all descendants of the Chunyu family. Who sits in this chair is different? Why does the queen have to force him to sit here? If he is disobedient, the queen will kill his dear nanny. He is also forced to sit here. In fact, he really wants to go back to the palace and live a quiet life with the nanny. How nice and safe the palace is. Live quietly, no one frightened him, and no one forced him to do things he didn't want to do.

He is still young, so he doesn't want to get involved in this treacherous court dispute!

When he saw the group of old men yelling at him, he almost ran away in fright. If the **** Bingbi hadn't been watching him all the time, he would run away as soon as possible.

"Long live the emperor, long live long live--"

Facing the cry of the mountains below, Chun Yuyi swallowed hard, thinking back to what his empress had taught him-at this moment, what should he do?

Oh, right!

"That, Zhong Qingping...flat body..."

The little emperor stammered, his voice was so small that even the minister standing in the front could not hear him clearly, but the **** with the pen and the **** yelled for him sharply, and the hundred officials thanked him and got up.

After everyone got up, Chun Yuyi was a little bit trapped. I don’t know what to say to everyone at this moment. His eyes were floating and his hands were at a loss. There was no such thing as the calmness and calmness that he had when he was crying on the day of Emperor Xian’s burial. Persistent.

"Oh, that, if it's okay, everyone, no, all the Qings will leave, right, let's leave..."

Because he really didn't know what to say, the little emperor felt that since there was nothing to say, he would go back to each house and go to each mother.

The hundreds of officials looked at each other and were shocked by the new emperor’s sloppyness. This is the grand ceremony of ascension. Under normal circumstances, the new emperor should amnesty the world at the grand ceremony, give his mother the title of empress dowager, and canonize the sixth palace (even if the emperor is young, I haven't married yet, but the issue of naming my mother and grandmother shouldn't have been left. And this man, who didn't even write this edict, just left the court in such a panic. It doesn't look like the ceremony of enthronment. , It's like a child playing house!

In fact, the little emperor did not give titles to his mother and empress grandmother, nor did he amnesty the world. These things do not depend on him at all. He did not know these rules at all, and he did not know what he should say and do after he became the throne. She promised him that she would listen to politics when he was enthroned, and she would take care of everything. He only had to sit on the dragon chair. He didn’t need to do anything at all, but it was just before his enthronement. God, the queen mother suddenly became ill, she was so sick that it was impossible for him to listen to politics.

No way, he had to come alone.

As for what to do when he became the throne, no one taught him, he really didn't know!

At this time, Empress Dowager Xiaoduan was standing behind the screen behind the dragon chair doing her best, listening to the farce in front, she was secretly happy: Look, this is your new emperor, and see if such a stupid child is suitable. Suitable to be the king of a country? Those pedantic veterans who secretly supported his ascension, see if you slap your face or not? See if he is suitable to be the emperor or King Cham is suitable to be the emperor?

Yes, all this was deliberately done by the Queen Mother Xiaoduan. Although she agreed to let Chun Yu Yi ascend to the throne, she only agreed on the surface. In her heart, she still hoped that her son would ascend to the throne. After Chun Yu Min left, she decided as before. Yes, Chunyuyi was allowed to ascend the throne as scheduled, but he did not send anyone to teach him the etiquette for ascending the throne, let alone tell him what to do at the ceremony.

If Chunyuyi is smart and capable, he can hold the scene even if no one is instructing him. Even if he is not doing well enough, he will not make jokes. Unfortunately, he is not smart or capable. He is just a wet nurse. It's nothing more than a child who is breastfeeding. It is completely impossible for him to support such a big scene alone!

The new prime minister, Wang Hongwei, said: "Your Majesty, you have ascended the throne today. According to the law, the queen mother shall be named the queen mother, and the queen mother shall be the queen mother, and the two empresses shall be titled, and the first emperor and the first prince and all the princes must be named! "

When Chunyuyi heard that he was going to seal this and that, one of his heads became two big at a time. He turned his face and said, "You can handle this as you see fit, I... Uh, I, I believe you can help me with this. I'll do it!"

"However, this matter is related to the first emperor and the two empresses. As a descendant of the Chunyu family, your Majesty should do it himself and should not shirk it!" Prime Minister Wang sternly said.

Master Shang Shulin of the Ministry of Rites also remonstrated: "Please do your Majesty according to the routine, don't shirk your excuses, lest the emperor's spirit in the sky is difficult to look at!"

Everyone also played together: "Please follow the routine, your Majesty, don't shy away!"

When the little emperor saw that everyone was coming to force him, he almost made him cry. He looked left and right, and suddenly stood up and said, "I have peeing, I'm going to pee!" After that, he stepped forward. Want to run.

The eunuch, the **** with the pen, hurriedly knelt down, stopped in front of him, and said: "Your Majesty, you can leave after sealing, otherwise it is not reasonable!"

The little emperor also wanted to leave after he was sealed, but he wouldn’t do it. I remember that the titles of the ancestors were very particular, one with more titles would cost more than a dozen characters, and those with fewer titles would have seven or eight characters, each one. They have to be carefully considered, and they all have profound meaning.

"I can't hold it anymore, if you stop me again, I will pee here!" He can't seal, and can't run. The little emperor has no choice but to shame, and pull up his dragon robe to take off his pants.

The hundred officials in the dynasty saw the emperor’s slanderous appearance, and felt angry and disappointed. Many ministers were just worthy of shivering. The monarch of a country would show foulness in front of the hundred officials. Where is there a bit of a gentleman's appearance? Obviously it's a slap-pick rascal!

... It's just outrageous, outrageous!

"Your Majesty, no, you are the prince of a country, how can you do such an indecent thing in the court? You will be laughed at by the people of the world..." someone admonished.

Chunyuyi didn't care who laughed or not. He clutched Tin Ding and shouted: "Then I will not be laughed at by the people of the world if I pee my pants in the court? What happened to the prince of a country? The prince of a country is also a human, too. I don’t care if I want to eat or drink, I don’t care. Anyway, I have to pee. If you don’t let me go, I will pee on my pants and show you!"

Seeing this situation, everyone was furious, but frustrated and furious. There is really no way to deal with the emperor's indulging in them, because everyone present is one of the best in the house, and the children in the family are too late to fawn on them. Well, how dare you lie to them?

Besides, the one in front of him is the newly enthroned emperor. They have done too much and will be criticized as deceiving the king!

In the end, the little emperor ran away without looking back, as if the wolf had been thrown away in a hurry.

After running away, the emperor never came back. The **** who sent for said said that the emperor suddenly became unwell with his dragon body and has already returned to the bedroom to rest...

Thus, the solemn enthronement ceremony ended in a tumultuous jump, like a farce, gorgeous opening, absurd ending.

When the little emperor returned to the bedroom, he saw his nurse and he was so wronged that he threw his head in the nurse's arms and cried loudly: "Mother, when shall we go home? I don't want to stay here. It's terrible here. Everyone cares. I kill people at every turn, I like this place, let's go home, okay..."

The nurse is just an ordinary woman with little knowledge. Although her heart is broad and kind, she has no scheming. Seeing that the little emperor was wronged, she only hugged him and cried with distress. There was no solution at all!

Queen Mother Xiaoduan heard about it, but she sneered and didn't say anything else.

This child is also fortunate that he is a city and ambitious, otherwise she really can't tolerate him, but since he is a child who knows nothing, he is also her grandson anyway, let him live...

In the next few days, the wonderful examples of the little emperor constantly refreshed everyone's view of him.

It can be seen that this child really does not want to be the emperor. Every day when he goes to court, he has a bitter face and looks like he is going to be tortured. He doesn't care if he doesn't say anything in the court, and he will always report to him. It's all those words-you guys figure it out?

If anyone persuaded him to do his best and reinvigorate the court, he would say in a fit of anger, "I don't think I have done a good job. You come to be the emperor, just because I don't want to be!"

Every time he went down, he would show a relieved expression, like a prisoner released after serving his sentence.

Seeing such an emperor, everyone is going to die of grief. How can this be done? Originally it was enough to be an emperor with a stinky doll, but this doll is unpleasant, so how can we live in the future!

Seeing the ugly faces of the people in the court day by day, Empress Dowager Xiaoduan was simply too satisfied. The less the emperor was, the happier she was. It's best to make trouble so that everyone can't tolerate him.

But after a few days, I won’t be happy anymore.

Because of that poisonous woman-Empress Chen ran away!

Originally, she was imprisoned in the palace and guarded by heavy guards. Empress Dowager Xiaoduan thought it was foolproof. As a result, she dug a tunnel under the phoenix bed of the dormitory. Even her closest confidant didn’t know this tunnel. He slipped away under his eyelids.

This woman's mind is really unfathomable!

Empress Dowager Xiaoduan sensed her danger and immediately ordered the entire city to be searched. However, the guards almost turned the capital over but found nothing. She didn't know that Empress Chen at this time had already rushed to a hundred miles away by car. We are heading for the navy camp in Fuzhou.

Empress Chen escaped with a lot of hatred.

At the beginning, she didn't want to run anywhere. In her plan, Wu Sun's little prince abducted Shen Ruolan, and she was using Shen Ruolan to lure Chun Yumin back, but her people robbed him on the way.

In this way, when Chun Yumin died, only the old thing, the queen mother, was left. Although the power of the old thing is greater than hers, her scheming is far less than her own. She can reverse the overall situation with only a few tricks. When the time comes, the government will not have to return to her hands. This is not the state of Chu. Is she the world of Chen Miaolian?

However, what he never expected was that after Shen Ruolan’s accident, the brute of Chun Yumin broke into her dorm room in spite of the rules, and shot her with a hidden weapon, making her bedridden. He was put under surveillance and imprisoned.

Her people were also taken away by him, making her look like an eagle with its wings cut off. She always has the ability to soar to Kyushu, and she has to be bullied by the queen mother's old house sparrow. It is impossible to resist, she wants to turn over. It was even more impossible. There was no way. She had to leave the capital and go to Fuzhou to find the little beggar. No, now she is the deputy general in the Fuzhou camp and wants to rely on him.

Along the way, she continued to gather the more powerful forces she cultivated over the years, all kinds of talents, and many strangers and strangers on the rivers and lakes. These people will all be the blades of revenge for herself. One day, she To return to the capital, the Queen Mother Xiaoduan and his beloved son were cut to the sword, so that they would know the fate of offending her...

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"Huh? Let me go to the palace?"

When she heard the news, Shen Ruolan's surprised mouth was open enough to fit an egg.

The shopkeeper said, "Yes, people from the palace are still waiting outside, girl Lan, you hurry up and prepare."

Shen Ruolan gagged her mouth twice, and said embarrassingly, "But, why do you want me to go to the palace? Why do you want me to go?"

The shopkeeper chuckled and said, "I heard that it is to cook mala and kebabs for the ladies and grandma in the backyard. The prince cannot enter the man in the backyard, so I have to tell you to go. Take it, go there early, if you make the ladies wait in a hurry, it will be bad if you blame it."

Seeing that Shen Ruolan was still frosted, the old shopkeeper couldn't help but persuaded in a low voice: "Go ahead, if the prince sees you making delicious, he can't help but leave you as the cook of the palace, then It's much more decent than being the second shopkeeper of our small shop. You have to seize the opportunity."

Shen Ruolan haha.

Still seizing the opportunity, she wants to seize the opportunity to escape now, okay?

"This, the shopkeeper, I suddenly feel a little uncomfortable, can I not go?" She wanted to confess.

The shopkeeper hurriedly said, "Oh, Miss Lan, you can't be self-willed. Who is the little prince? People have ordered you to shirk in the past, unless you don’t want to live anymore! Besides, it’s just asking you to go. Make a spicy tang and grill the meat skewers, and it’s not for you to be tortured. Why are you embarrassed? If you cook it well, you might be able to get a lot of rewards. Go, go, don’t get rid of the girl. The prince will spoil the food when he waits in a hurry.

Shen Ruolan thought for a while, and felt that since she was asked to cook, she must be busy in the kitchen, and she might not be able to see the prince of the plague god, so go ahead and make trouble for herself.

So I packed up the hot and spicy things, took away a kebab stove and hundreds of kebabs, and went to the car with the lady sent by the palace.

In the car, the woman sternly told her some of the rules of the palace. For example, when it comes to the palace, you can’t look around or talk casually. If you see the lady remembering to bow and bow, you can’t go to the husband’s. Look on the face, wait....

Shen Ruolan promised, but the left ear was actually listening to the right ear popping out.

After about a stick of incense, I arrived at the palace, because Shen Ruolan was just a'cooking lady' with a low status and didn't deserve to go to the front entrance of the palace. She drove the carriage to the back corner of the palace without even asking. Go into the backyard through the corner door.

Entering the backyard of the palace, Shen Ruolan intended to watch the scenery of the palace, but the woman gave a sigh of relief, "Forgot the rules that I taught you in the car just now!"

Therefore, Shen Ruolan lowered her head again, followed the woman with a low eyebrow, walked around for a long time, and walked into the large kitchen in the backyard.

The large kitchen is a very large and wide yard. There are many chopped firewood in the yard. There are several cages near the corner of the wall. The cages are filled with poultry such as chickens, ducks, geese and rabbits.

I also set up a few big jars, and I don’t know whether it is for the soybean paste or the pickles.

After entering the house, I saw five or six stoves built against the wall. There were several pots and stoves installed on them. The woman who brought her pointed at the stove and said, "Girl, let's do it. , The ladies are still waiting to eat, and how do you make the meat skewers you said? Let’s make them too!"

Shen Ruolan thought for a while, asked the woman in charge of the kitchen to send her some cooks to help her, let them do it, and she would direct her.

In this way, she can teach them the skills of kebabs and hot malatang. In case these ladies don’t eat enough and want to eat them, someone at their house can cook them for them, so there is no need to go to her again. .

She doesn’t mind passing on the secret recipe of Mala Tang and the kebab seasoning to them, as long as she doesn’t let her come to the Ping An Palace, even if she is asked to provide them with cumin and peppercorns for free, she is willing to, this Palace, she I never want to come again...

Considering that the kebabs will take longer, I decided to cook the kebabs first and then blanch them.

So he ordered the kitchen helper to light the charcoal and fan the fire, and then asked someone to place a table by the stove, put various spices on it, and start roasting.

She just stood by the grill and directed her hands. Kebabs are not a difficult technical job. As long as the meat is good, the seasoning is complete, the heat is well controlled, and the seasoning is sprinkled at the right time, it is usually baked. It's delicious.

Under the direction of Shen Ruolan, the two cooks grilled hundreds of greasy skewers in a short while, and she directed the other two women to teach them to blanch several bowls of spicy spicy soup.

The meat skewers and mala tang were ready, and the yard immediately filled the yard with fragrance. Several cooks drooled and delivered the kebabs and mala Tang to Miss Liu's yard.

At that time, there were already a few beauties who were fat and thin in Ms. Liu's room, all of whom were invited by Liuer to eat meat skewers and mala tang.

Everyone is from the prince’s backyard. They have enjoyed all the glory and wealth. They have eaten everything that is delicious. They didn’t have much hope for the meat skewers and mala tang, but the cooks baked them well. The meat skewers and mala tang were served. Everyone smelled the scent that made people's forefinger irritating. I knew that I was ignorant and short-sighted.

Mala Tang and meat skewers are indeed delicious, more fragrant than the delicacies they usually eat. The beauties are young and strong, and they prefer heavy flavors, so this meat skewers and mala Tang are especially famous for their thoughts.

Everyone was eating this fragrant meat skewers and felt that they were not addictive, so they asked to take wine, eating and drinking. When the wine was half full, someone suggested to invite the little prince to have fun. Everyone is a woman of the little prince. , Of course, I would like the little prince to come over to eat and drink with them, so he sent someone to invite him. The little prince heard that his concubines invited him to drink and eat meat skewers. coming.

Although Liu'er’s yard was exquisite, it was just a bit small. After the little prince came, he felt a little crowded, so he asked someone to move the mat to the lake pavilion in the lake, so that everyone could eat and drink, or they could. Watch the lotus.

The female family members of the big family always talk about drinking. Unlike ordinary women, they just throw away their cheeks and eat. When they eat wine, they either perform drinking orders or enjoy singing and dancing. When they are touching, they are throwing pots and playing Shuanglu, anyway. A lot of fun games, in this way, drinking has become particularly fun.

The little lord and the beauties were sitting in the lake pavilion, drinking and eating meat skewers, and enjoying the lotus wine order. It was very uncomfortable, but the only bad thing was that it was too far away from the kitchen. After the meat skewers were grilled, they were sent here. It was a lot colder, and the little prince felt that it was not as delicious as the freshly baked one, so he ordered the stove to be moved here to eat freshly baked.

Shen Ruolan heard that she had asked them to go to the lake to bake, and that the little prince was also there. She felt uncomfortable, but the matter was over, and she had no choice but to bite the bullet anyway.

So, a group of cooks lifted the stove, the kebabs took the skewers, the table moved the table, the condiment took the condiment, and a group of people came to the lake in a mighty manner.

The kitchen ladies in the palace are all uniformly dressed and have uniform hair styles. Shen Ruolan has become the most prominent presence among such a group of people. It is difficult to make people careless!

Liuer also saw Shen Ruolan at a glance. She heard that the prince said that the two things, meat skewers and mala Tang, were made by this chef, and she was very curious about her, so she told everyone about it.

After being introduced by her, everyone's eyes couldn't help but fall on Shen Ruolan.

When Shen Ruolan and the cooks came to the lake, they set up a stove case and prepared to continue the barbecue. At this time, a girl walked out of the pavilion in the middle of the lake and passed on Shen Ruolan, saying that the wife wanted to see her.

Shen Ruolan raised her eyes and saw the inner gang Yingying and Yanyan in the center of the lake from a distance, looking at her one after another. Moreover, sitting among those women is the plague **** whom I saw during the day!

Shen Ruolan's heart suddenly burst twice. She took a deep breath, and after doing some psychological construction for herself, she lowered her head, pretending to be pleasing to the eye, and followed the girl to the Huxin Pavilion.

"The little girl pays homage to the prince and all the ladies."

Shen Ruolan said a blessing like a candle, fearing that he would hear her own voice, and she deliberately spoke in a thin voice, but she didn't dare to adjust her voice so numbly as it did at noon.

No way, I'm afraid that someone will cut her tongue.

At this time, an elderly woman who was well-dressed suddenly raised her face, slapped the table and shouted angrily, "What an unruly thing, I dared not kneel when I saw the prince. You ate the ambitious leopard. Are you guilty?"

Shen Ruolan was startled and looked up at the old woman with jeweled heads. This old woman was inferior in appearance and fat in figure. She certainly couldn't be the prince's concubine, but it could not be the prince's wife.

The prince's old lady must still be in the palace now, even if he is in the **** with him, it is impossible to sit in his starting position.

She thought for a moment, and quickly guessed the identity of the old woman. In all likelihood, she was the prince’s grandmother. Seeing her arrogant and pretending fox, she seemed to be embarrassed in front of the prince, otherwise She couldn't dare to be so pierced.

And this plague **** was able to indulge his nanny very much, even if she was screaming and drinking unruly under his eyelids, he seemed to have not listened, and seemed to have become accustomed to it.

This made Shen Ruolan feel quite surprised. Seeing that he had been trying to catch herself, she thought that he was a caregiver and would have to report it, but based on the current situation, her understanding of him seemed a bit biased.

Under normal circumstances, there are no more than two kinds of people who can indulge a nanny. One is to have no mother since childhood and regard the nanny as a relative; the other is the kind temperament, pay attention to family affection, and can treat oneself from childhood to adulthood. People treat them as their relatives.

And this little prince’s old lady is still there, but can indulge his nanny in this way, it can be seen that he belongs to the second kind of person, that is, the kind who has a gentle temperament and pays attention to family affection!

Unexpectedly, he turned out to be such a person, and Shen Ruolan's impression of him was not so bad in an instant.

"What about you, didn't you hear? Why don't you hurry up to give a big gift to the prince." Seeing that Shen Ruolan was still indifferent, Madam Lai couldn't help but roar louder, as if she didn't put herself in her eyes!

Shen Ruolan wouldn't kneel and kowtow to anyone. She had a baby in her belly. She didn't want her baby to bow down and kowtow before he was born.

So, she lowered her head, still with the look of low eyebrows and pleasing to the eye, and said respectfully, "In response to the lady, the prince can't bow to the prince, because the prince has a special life style. Whoever kowtows will die.

In order to prove her words, she deliberately pulled out her grandparents and aunt everywhere.

"When the girl was one year old, I kowtow to my grandparents, but the next day my grandparents were smoked to death like a kang cave (carbon monoxide poisoning, a common occurrence in burning kangs in the north). Later, I grew up and gave it to my uncles and aunts. Knocking their heads, they all had accidents, all of them died, and all of them died were very miserable. The fortune-teller said that people and women can't kowtow to anyone in this life, unless it is against someone who wants to curse someone to die. Therefore, the people's daughter dare not kowtow to the prince!"

"What? There is such a fate in this world? Are you a lie?" Madam Lai asked suspiciously.

She can be regarded as an old man for years, and she has heard a lot of novel and absurd things in her life, but she has never heard of such a fate in this world.

"The girl dare not deceive the prince and his wife. If the lady doesn't believe it, the girl will give the prince a big gift. The prince's status is gold and precious. Maybe it can suppress my fate."

After she finished speaking, she lifted her skirt and prepared to bow down to Yuan Hao.

Madam Lai hurriedly said, "Okay, no need. Since there is this taboo, I would rather believe it if it is not trustworthy. You also know that the prince is gold and precious. If you are overwhelmed by your fate, you can bear it. ?"

Shen Ruolan was anxious, and got up, still secretly proud of it.

At this time, Miss Liu'er said: "I heard that you came up with the mala Tang and kebabs, how did you come up with it?"

Shen Ruolan lowered her eyebrows and said with her eyes, "Mrs. Hui said that the girl accidentally read a miscellaneous book. It was written in the book. The girl just tried it casually and it succeeded."

"Oh, you still know how to say that!" a concubine said sourly.

Because she couldn't read, she was able to enter the mansion by relying on a beautiful face to win the pampering of the prince. Later, in the competition with these talented beauties in the mansion, she was quickly defeated by them.

Therefore, it has always been a problem in her heart that she can't read poems and write poetry, but she can't tell people.

This time I heard that a cook could be literate and still able to read a book, and she could apply what she learned to use.

On weekdays, she is often jealous of the poems and poems in her belly, but because she has fallen out of favor, she dared not do anything with others, so she kept holding her breath, and saw this humble cook today. She was also literate, and she became even more upset, so she let this breath out on her.

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