Chapter 1

When Fang Ze determined that his cat could talk, he thought for the first time that if he sold this earthy and fat rhubarb cat, would he be able to spend a whole day in the best club in Haiping city.

"No one will believe that a cat can talk." The rhubarb cat licked its paws and said, "I can guarantee that before I am sold, you will be locked up in Haiping second hospital for observation and treatment for a period of time."

Haiping second hospital is the only psychiatric hospital in Haiping City, with a glorious tradition that patients can only enter and leave for 20 years. In other words, this hospital has not cured a mental patient in the whole 20 years.

"All right, all right." Fang Ze raised his hand and surrendered, "cat owner, you suddenly opened your mouth today. Is there anything you want me to do, beating the dog next door or catching the fish in the bathtub downstairs?"

"You have a lot of consciousness as a shit shoveling officer." The rhubarb cat shook its tail and said to Fang Ze, "don't worry, it's not such a vulgar thing."

"But before that, I have to correct one thing." Rhubarb cat said, "in the year and four months when you worked as a excrement shoveler for me, you have called me huanghuang. This name is very unpleasant. You can call me Damiao in the future."

That beautiful beauty is beyond comparison. Is it a big meow in the warmth of the miracle of mobile games?

"Of course not, it's just a duplicate name." Rhubarb cat saw Fang Ze's guess again, shook his tail and said, "next is the time to talk about serious things."

"Are you short of money?"

"Missing." Fang Ze honestly said to big meow, "Others don't know. Don't you know that my monthly living expenses are 2000 yuan. Originally, this two bedroom and one living room was shared with others, and only 700 yuan a month is enough, but now the partner who shared it suddenly left. Now the rent for a month alone is 1400 yuan. The rest, let alone me eat, is even a problem for you. Don't think about adding ham to lunch every three or five in the future. ”

"So I'm here to solve this matter for you, excrement shoveling officer." Big meow squinted at Fang Ze and said, "sign a work contract with me. You only need to receive one guest to live in this house for five days a week, and you can get 2000 yuan."

"True or false?" Fang Ze looked up at big meow, and his heart inexplicably raised a sense of absurdity.

My cat wants to introduce myself to work?!

"Of course it's true. It's 2000 yuan a week. After the reception, the money will be paid to your bank card account immediately. If you perform well, there will be additional rewards."

Twothousand a week, or at least eightthousand a month. In this instant, I jumped from the subsistence line to the middle class.

However, I'm afraid there are additional reasons for such a generous salary. For example, will the identity of guests who need to receive themselves be very special?

"Reception is certainly required." Big meow said, "in five days, no matter where you go, the guests you receive need to be at least 100 meters away from you."

"What happens if two people are more than a hundred meters apart?" Fang Ze looked at big meow and asked.

"Do you know a word called in situ explosion?"

"Forget it, I can't do this job. Find someone else." Fang Ze refused directly and decisively. Although he often likes to say that he is exploding in situ when there is a strong headwind in the game, this does not mean that he is really willing to feel the feeling of exploding in situ in the real world. After all, this feeling can only be felt once in his life.

"Think about your rent." Big cat lures Confused.

"While doing part-time jobs, I'm looking for someone to rent again, and then I can survive by eating the canteen every day."

"Think of me, do you have the heart to let me have no sausage in my lunch?" Big meow makes a sound again.

"When I was rich, you can eat whatever I eat. Now I have no money, so it is natural. This is very fair." Fang Ze's attitude is firm.

"Think of your Yin Yang master, FGO, Ji San."

"I can play games without money. Can't krypton stop me?"

Fang Ze is absolutely impossible to sell his soul for playing games.

"Think about your new girlfriend, think about your shy pocket when you date." Big meow used his killer mace.

"I, I." Fang Ze was silent.

Fang zegang's girlfriend is a childhood sweetheart of ten years. It took the two of them ten years to establish their feelings for each other. It's impossible to spend their girlfriend's money when they go out on a date.

Fang Ze felt his man's dignity burning in his chest.

Big cat smiled at Fang Ze and said slowly, "do you want to do it?"

"Dry!" Fang Ze immediately agreed.

"The contract is established." Big meow rushed up with a vigorous step, and then with a wave of cat's paw, he directly printed a five petal plum mark on Fang Ze's forehead.

"That's it?"

"That's right." The rhubarb cat wagged its tail excitedly, as if the devil had abducted the soul.

"What am I going to do next?" Fang Ze asked.

"Just wait for the guest to come. When someone knocks, remember to open the door, and then invite this person to stay for five days. On the day this person leaves, twothousand yuan will be transferred to your account."

"I'm a little regretful now." Fang Ze is still very nervous about this supernatural thing.

"It is impossible to revoke the contract after it is established." Big meow searched and rushed to the front of the TV in the room, and then said, "my current strength can't keep me talking. We'll see you in five days."

Big meow said and closed his eyes. When he opened it again, there was no demon light in his pupils, and he changed back to the ordinary fat yellow cat who was lazy and occasionally scratched the sofa.

"Big meow?" Fang Ze shook his hand at the yellow cat. The big yellow cat raised his head and looked at Fang Ze. It seemed that he didn't understand why his owner changed his name.

Fang Ze experimented for a long time and found that the rhubarb cat was really just an ordinary fat cat now.

Was it all my fantasy just now?

Fang Ze went to the standing mirror in the living room and looked at it. He found that there was really a five petal plum mark on his forehead.

It seems that what happened just now is not fantasy.

Fang Ze washed his face with cold water, and then went to the other bedroom to tidy up the bed and everything, so that the incoming guests can carry their bags at any time.

Well, just sweep the floor and drag it for a while. In case it's a girl, you can make a good impression.

Fang Ze had just cleaned up his kennel when the doorbell rang.

"Ding Dong."

It seems that the guest who is coming to check in is here.

Fang Ze stepped towards the gate, first looked outside from the cat's eye, and found that standing at the door was a primary school student.

It turned out to be a child. I said, why is it 2000 yuan a week? It's estimated that it's a bear child that gives such a high price.

Fang zebian thought and opened the door.

He could finally see the whole picture of the child standing outside Truman.

Black hair, black rimmed glasses, round face, hair on the back of the head cocked up like it didn't wake up.

It looks familiar to me anyway.

"Hello, I'm Konan Edogawa." The little boy bowed to Fang Ze and said, "I'll be a guest in your house for five days in the future. Excuse me."

Big meow, you have no ham in your lunch in your life.