Chapter 77

People like Lao Lao are good at everything. The only drawback that is not a drawback is that they are too serious.

Fang Ze originally just wanted to make fun of it, but after listening to it, Lao Ao thought for a long time, nodded seriously and said, "I'll try it later."

Fang Ze didn't care about Lao Ao's words. After all, it's the era of mobile games. How can anyone watch those ancient games with the same image quality and mosaic when making videos.

While Fang Ze and Lao Pao were fishing for water in the bathtub, a tall thin man and two policemen were walking to his house.

The real name of the tall and thin man is Yu Yancai. His name is a little feminine. In addition, he was bullied by his classmates because of his sissy when he was a child, so when he grew up, he vowed that he would never be bullied by others again.

Although he doesn't have an advantage over other men in body shape, he can't even beat some women. But as a modern man, Yu Yancai believes that IQ is the most important, and the key is to use the rules reasonably.

So after being beaten by Fang Ze, he thought that if he wanted revenge, he must be wise.

But before he could figure out how to outwit him, he went to the 4S store to pick up the car. When he came back, he found that the keyhole of his floor lock was blocked, and it was still broken iron slag mixed with glue that poured into the already erected floor lock keyhole.

Now even his key can't unlock the floor lock. He checked the Internet and said that unless the glue in the keyhole is slowly baked with a lighter, he can only find someone to remove the floor lock and reinstall it directly.

In this hot day, holding a lighter to bake the keyhole of the floor lock is purely a performance art. Yu Yancai thought it was too stupid to do so, so he had a plan. He broke his car glass with a brick, and then parked the car in front of the floor lock.

After going out and buying several bags of biscuits and fruits, Yu Yancai found the old ladies who often sat in the community to cool off. After bribing them with biscuits and fruits, he guided them to say something like seeing Fang Ze carrying a brick into the back of the community.

Then, Yu Yancai directly called the police, saying that the car glass he parked in the yard was smashed, and some of the finance in the car was lost.

It's illegal to lock the land in the community. The police may not come back or take care of it when they call the police, but car smashing and robbery are serious problems, which are criminal cases, so two policemen came to deal with them in police cars soon.

After asking the old ladies to cool off, they confirmed that they had indeed seen Fang Ze go to the parking lot behind the community with a brick, and then confirmed his economic loss of up to 10000 yuan in Yan Cai's mouth, the two policemen came directly to Fang Ze's house under Yan Cai's guidance.

But at that time, Fang Ze had gone out, and there was only one Hannibal with earplugs at home. Although the police knocked on the door so loudly that Hannibal heard the sound through the earplugs, Hannibal couldn't go out to open the door on time, so Yu Yancai and two policemen had to stand outside the door.

Knocking the door open with your shoulder is only a common thing in the play. In the face of a security door, you can only knock yourself out of joint with your arms alone, so the two policemen mean to wait a while, if Fang Ze hasn't come back, go back first and wait until the next day.

But Yu Yancai thought that Fang Ze was at home. He just saw that the police didn't dare to open the door, so he called Fang Ze's landlord's contact information, and then decisively called Fang Ze's landlord.

It happens that Fang Ze's landlord also lives nearby and can come in seven or eight minutes.

At this time, Fang Ze was still cleaning the moss in the bathtub with Lao Pao.

"It sounds like someone is smashing the door upstairs." Fang Ze vaguely heard the sound of smashing the door, because Lao Nao's house was not downstairs opposite to him, but downstairs opposite to his door, so Fang Ze didn't hear clearly whether someone was smashing his house or his opposite door, but he still felt a little uneasy in his heart.

"The little boy upstairs is playing basketball." Lao Ao said, "an eight year old child bought a small leather basketball at home. He slapped it every day and said it several times, but he didn't listen."

"There are also people who can't talk about your veteran cadres." Fang Ze laughed twice and then said, "I recommend you a few methods."

"Tell me." Lao Ao stopped his work and asked.

"If you have money, go to a certain treasure to buy a resonance sound. As long as you dare to quarrel across the street, you can turn on the sound. The penetration is absolutely good. It's noisy upstairs."

"How much is it?"

"More than 300, some cheaper, but the effect is not good."

"It's too expensive." Lao Ao shook his head, too. Lao Ao usually belongs to people who can do it by themselves and absolutely don't spend money. He is a little distressed about the money.

"If you do it yourself, you can find a small motor, nail it to the wall, and directly turn on the motor. The effect is also good." Seeing that the bathtub was almost cleaned, Fang Ze took off the rubber gloves on his hands and continued, "if you want to feel troublesome, just buy a stick or crutch, wrap a cotton cloth on the top, and poke the roof if it's noisy upstairs. If the effect is not good, you'll wait until they're going to bed in the middle of the night."

"Well, it's disturbing the people." Lao Lao is a little bit reluctant, mainly because he is afraid that the police will cause trouble if they come to the door.

"What are you afraid of?" Fang Ze said, "even if you call the police upstairs, you have to have evidence. Don't do it regularly and at a fixed point, and there's no way to record it on the opposite side. Besides, the recording can't prove that your family did it. When the police come, hide something before you open the door, and he can search your house."

"It's the same as tunnel warfare." Lao Ao shook his head and said.

"The wicked still need evil methods to grind. If you can't do it, I'll come to the door and say it another day. If you still don't listen to people, I'll use toothpicks to block the keyhole of their house."

"You are a schoolboy. It's better to make less trouble." Lao Ao said, "now people are impetuous, who knows what will happen."

"It's a bad attitude to calm down. That's how World War II started."

"Far away, far away." Lao Ao said, "but your method is still good. I'll tie a hammer with a towel with a clothes pole another day."

Well, veteran cadres, veteran cadres, you are not at all honest on the surface.

Fang Ze smiled, and then watched Lao Ao start to put water in the bathtub.

"But then again, everything depends on the essence. There are children upstairs, and there is no way for children to make trouble. The root cause of the problem is that the dog day builders don't install soundproof panels."

"Make do with your living. It's only a few years since you climbed out of the field and became a farmer." Lao Ao had nothing to say. At this time, Fang Ze's mobile phone suddenly rang, and someone called him.