Chapter 152

"If you want to be talkative, where can you get the social country and the world without salted fish?" Fang Ze ate potato chips, looked at big meow and said, "the world is our salted fish after all."

"No wonder now that human beings are being gradually conquered by our meow people, it turns out that you are all a group of salted fish." Big meow roast.

"Let's get down to business." Fang Ze looked at big meow lazily.

"Then get down to business first." Big meow said, meow paws a row, and then suddenly a pile of money on the tea table.

Fang Ze picked up the money and found that it was all money from Li Yunlong's time.

As for why Li Yunlong left money for Fang Ze, Fang Ze understood it with a little imagination, and didn't say anything, but silently collected all the money into the wallet.

"There are still three awards this time." Looking at Fang Ze, big meow said, "the first is the eye of breaking the army. The ability is that people with these eyes can see all battlefield situations clearly, break through the fog, and find the best battle plan. (only applicable to army operations with less than 10000 people.)"

"The second is the sword spirit. People with this ability will never be afraid. No matter how powerful enemies and difficulties they face, they will calmly look for opportunities to fight back."

"The third is the master of swearing. People with this ability will automatically learn endless swearing. There are three kinds of swearing effects. The first is to use it on the friends, which will produce the effect of encouragement and encouragement to the friends' personnel. The second is to use it on the superiors, which will obtain the superior's preferential treatment and favoritism. The third is to use it on the enemies, which will irritate the enemies, obtain the wind mocking effect and reduce the enemy's logical thinking ability by a small margin Low. "

"It's really a master of God's dirty words." Fang Ze was stunned after hearing Da Miao's words.

"In fact, the effect is quite good." Big cat said to Fang Ze, "after all, swearing can improve language efficiency."

"Why?" Fang Ze asked Damiao.

"For example, to give you an example, life in college is so good now. What do you mean when you think of it at the first time?"

"Doesn't it mean that college life is good? What's your objection?"

"Now, college students, live, good." Big meow read the words separately.

"I see, dirty cat."

"It has nothing to do with whether I'm dirty or not." Big meow then said, "look at a simple sentence. If you don't add dirty words, it will have two different meanings. But if you add dirty words, it's different."

Big meow then said, "for example, if you want to express your first meaning, you can say that the life of college students is so good now."

"If you want to express the second meaning, you should say that today's college students do a good job."

"You see, it's clear at a glance whether swearing can improve language efficiency."

"What crooked heresy." Fang Ze is still dismissive.

"Poor human." Big meow sighed, "why don't you just admit a lot of things?"

"Stop talking nonsense." Fang Ze said to big meow, "I choose the spirit of sword."

"Actually choose this?" Big cat looked at Fang Ze in surprise and said, "I think the master of dirty words is more useful."

"If I play basketball or football, I might choose this." Fang Ze said, "at that time, I guess I will be the key person on the court. I can bring the team to the world championship with any ball except football."

"Black our national football again." Big meow jumped up and pressed Fang Ze's forehead, and then said, "OK."

Fang Ze felt it for a while and found that he couldn't feel anything this time, so he asked big meow, "why didn't he feel it?"

"Passive skills can be felt when you face danger and fear."

"All right." Fang Ze looked at big meow and said, "by the way, the next guest will give a hint."

"Next guest." Big meow said to Fang Ze, "do you remember what I said to you after Hannibal left? There is a sentence with a biological noun. The next guest is related to that noun. You can guess who the next guest is according to that noun."

After saying this, big meow rushed back to his meow nest before Fang Ze reacted, and the intelligent soul left at this point.

After Hannibal left, he seemed to ask big meow if he had hypnotized himself.

Fang Ze thought about it for a while, and really remembered that Da Miao said a noun.

Fang Ze entered this term into the search website and immediately learned the information he wanted.

"Headache." Fang Ze rubbed his temples and looked at the search results. He knew that his next guest was probably a very troublesome guy. No matter who came, he was not easy to get along with.

It seems to be ready to give them the same treatment as Hannibal.

Fang Ze took a look at the wrist of the watch type anesthetic gun he was wearing and found that there were few left.

The black technology of Conan's watch type anesthetic gun does not lie in the watch, but in the anesthetic injection inside.

It can anesthetize a person to beauty in a very short time without any consciousness. From this point of view, this technology is black technology in black technology.

This kind of thing is used one less, and there is no place to supplement it when it is used up.

After sleeping all night, Fang Ze didn't wait for Lin Xiaoxin to arrive when he got up the next morning.

So Fang Ze called Lin Xiaoxin to ask what happened.

"Well, I have a cousin from afar who has just finished the college entrance examination. Come to me for a few days."

"Then you don't have time to come?" Fang Ze asked.

"I'm going to stay with her in the hotel. Why don't you come here?"

"Come and live with you?"

"Think beautiful, you are very obscene." Lin Xiaoxin said, "come and carry our bags. It's the greatest kindness to you."

"OK, I'll drive there in the afternoon." Fang Ze hung up Lin Xiaoxin's phone, and then drove his Wuling Hongguang bat car all the way to Nanxiang county.

Find a parking space near the door of the hotel Lin Xiaoxin said. Fang Ze enters the hotel, finds Lin Xiaoxin's room and knocks on the door.

In a few seconds, the door opened. Lin Xiaoxin's small head pulled out of the door and looked at Fang Ze with a smile.

"Come on, kiss one." Fang Ze stretched out his face.

"Sorry, sir, you are in the wrong room." Seeing Fang Ze's action, Lin Xiaoxin pretended to close the door. Fang Ze quickly squeezed in with his physical advantage, and then stretched out his hand to hold Lin Xiaoxin's waist and lifted her up.

"My sister is still inside." Looking at Fang Ze, Lin Xiaoxin hurriedly said, "don't make trouble."

Fang Ze held the shorty in his arms and rubbed his face around her neck Wiped a few times, and then reluctantly put her down.

Follow Lin Xiaoxin to get up and enter the hotel room. On a big bed, a girl who looks more mature than Lin Xiaoxin is lying on the bed playing with her mobile phone.