The Best Understander
Translated by Mlzkzr
Edited by Mlzkzr
Chapter 92:
On this day, with my political duties out of the way, I went out on the town.
The town of Pindos has recently become even more vibrant, and just wandering around is quite enjoyable.
The number of people and things have increased.
Above all, entertainment, such as street performers, has also increased.
Even now, a female street performer with a ball of fire tied to the end of a string and twirling around with just her feet are getting applauded.
I threw in more coins because it was beautiful even as a dance.
When I threw it, it became rousing and the other spectators also threw coins.
The woman bowed deeply to the onlookers and was about to begin yet another new trick.
“Does that really work?”
“It works great. You’ll become hard all night long with just a drop in your drink. I think you’ll make it more than 10 times.”
“Hmm?”
A pair of men pass directly behind me.
There was nothing distinctive about their appearance, though I was curious about their conversation.
When I turned around, one of the two people walking away was holding a small glass bottle.
“An aphrodisiac or a tonic? Or maybe both.”
How many women you can embrace in one night, huh, that number of times.
Along with the hardness and length of the male genitalia, it is a major part of a man’s pride.
Since ancient times, various medicines and magic have been developed in that direction.
If it really is “more than ten times a night,” as the man says, then it’s pretty good.
On the other hand, if it is that effective, some people will become uneasy when they first hear about it.
“Eh? That’s a little dangerous, isn’t it? No matter how I think about it, it’s dangerous.”
One of the two, the man who didn’t have the medicine, frowned and smiled bitterly.
“No, I’m serious. I’ve actually used it, and I know where it reliably came from.”
“Reliably you said, where did it come from?”
“Look, at the prostitute named Orthia over there. She’s the one who sold it to me.”
“Heh? That Orthia, huh……”
The man, who at first thought the aphrodisiac was a cock-and-bull story, instantly became interested when he heard that the source was Orthia.
“……”
On the other hand, I was raising my eyebrows in a different way.
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“Welcome, Hermes-chan. You’ve come at just the right time. If it’s now, a 4 p―― Ouch, ouch, ouch!”
At the brothel, I gave Orthia, who had said such a thing at the opening of the room immediately after I enter the room, a head-grinding.
I pinched and ground her soft head from both sides.
Softly, her usual aroma tickled my nostrils.
“The same as usual”
“It’s true, nano. Rather than being a customer, he’s your partner nano”
Hestia and Daphne were in the room.
“You’re both here, huh.”
“I came to play for the first time in a long time.”
“It’s been a while since I talked to Hestia-chan. We were holding a girls’ party.”
I see, then I nodded.
Both of them are on good terms with Orthia, and both of them are like her “nee-san”.
Come to think of it, there were times when I wondered which one of them was in a higher position, but now I have a general idea.
Daphne looks like a girl of about 10 years old, but her actual age is much older, as she is half-elf and half-dwarf.
Perhaps she has known Hestia for a long time, since she was calling her “Hestia-chan”.
“What’s the matter, Hermes-chan, looking at the two of them with such a serious face?”
Perhaps because I had loosened my head-grinding, Orthia acted as if my earlier thrust had never happened, tilted her head, and asked.
“Ah, well”
“I see”
Orthia clapped her hands with a pah, as if she had noticed something.
“Hestia’s already retired, so it’s not a foursome, it’s a threesome ―― ouch, ouch, ouch”
It was another eccentric word; even though she dropped an Orthia-like joke, I ground her head again.
This time, I grind her head a little harder, just strong enough to resonate to her core as I give it to her.
“They are as close as ever”
“……”
“Hestia-chan, you don’t have to get jealous like that no, Hestia-chan should be able to do things for herself nano”
“I,I’m not particularly jealous……”
“Yes, yes, nano. It’s time for us to leave. He’s not a stranger, so I stayed for a while, but he’s a proper customer, so we shouldn’t disturb them nano.”
“……That’s right”
Daphne and Hestia nodded to each other and were about to get up and leave the room.
“No, you don’t have to leave.”
“Is that fine?”
“A,as I thought, it’s foursome…… well then, I don’t particularly……”
“It’s different!”
Hestia blushes and squirms.
I was pretending to not like it, but I decided to not plunge into it because it was a strange motivation.
I rush into them, stop them from leaving, and then look at Orthia for a minute.
I looked straight at her face, I stared at her whole body.
I remembered the feeling in my hands when I did the head-grinding twice.
“It’s weak, and to hide here and there, it’s clever. Well, if it’s about this level”
“Hermes-chan? What are you mumbling about?”
“Orthia. Close your eyes.”
“Wow, nano”
“……how nice”
Orthia stopped as if she had been caught in the void.
Then she smiled “uffo” and poked my chest with her elbow.
“Hermes-chan, are you finally ready? Since you’re already being taciturn”
After saying “It can’t be helped” at the end, Orthia did as she was told, closing her eyes and turning her face up.
It is a perfect, kissing face.
I put my left hand on her cheek ―― and ground her forehead with my right hand.
“Hyi!”
“Eh?”
“It’s a very original kiss nano”
Hestia is surprised, and Daphne reacts differently.
The next moment, a white object flew out of the back of Orthia’s head.
It was burst out by my head grind, and it tried to run away with an impatient look on its face.
“I won’t let you get away”
I stuck out my hand and gave it a jerk.
Then that was pulled back to me like a dog on a leash.
It comes back, and I catch it firmly.
“A’re? i…… what was I doing?”
While rubbing her forehead, Orthia looks around curiously.
Daphne and Hestia saw this action and looked at what I was grabbing with a “huh” look on their faces.
“What is…… that?”
“It’s a spirit of the lowest class. It possesses people and plays pranks on them. They don’t do much harm, but it’s safer to get rid of them.”
“Again nano. I haven’t seen her around lately, so I’ve completely let my guard down.”
Daphne sighed, haa.
“You know it well. So she was possessed, huh”
Hestia asked with an impressed look.
Here it comes.
If I say, “I can understand it just by looking at her”, I’m sure they’ll say “That’s amazing.”.
I’ll give them an answer that I had prepared and that had nothing to do with my abilities.
“I heard about a man whom Orthia sold an aphrodisiac. Orthia doesn’t take money unless it was from prostitution, didn’t you say that?”
“Eh……?”
“Strictly speaking, it was I don’t get paid for anything except my services. I knew that, so I thought that it was strange.”
“Hermes-chan……”
Orthia blushed even more than her “kissing face” from earlier, her eyes moistened, and she stared at me.
……A’re? A’rere?
Did I, do something?
“That’s the clincher”
“She’s beaten, hands down. It’s too unrefined to stay here any longer.”
“Well then, take your time”
For some reason, Daphne and Hestia looked impressed and were grinning, and then they left the room.
Then Orthia hugged me and buried her face into my chest.
“Hermes-chan ……”
“O,Orthia?”
“I’m happy……”
Orthia mumbled quietly, which made my heart flutter.
Eh? Why?
I didn’t do anything, did I?
After this, Orthia gave me an incredible service.
