Chapter 48

Chapter 48: 2.34 – Cringe Is Life – Mr. and Mrs. Jelly

+— Author’s note —-+

Proofreaded by P.D Webb

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When her lips covered his, Xuan Mu gripped the bed sheets tightly. He opened his mouth hungrily, pulling at her bottom lip, wetting it with his tongue.

‘Unacceptable.’

She put a distance between their lips, sitting up, she grabbed her phone from the nightstand.

‘What’s going on inside her head?’ Xuan Mu looked up at the ceiling, sighing, he bit his lower lip in frustration, “Bing Shi, you are such a mood killer.”

.....

Looking at her phone intently, she covered his mouth with her hand, “Shh, I’m researching something.”

He kissed her hand. “What?” he asked, looking over her shoulders.

“How to kiss. I’m bad at kissing,” Bing Shi sulked at her lack of skills, showing him her phone, “Let’s try this.”

‘Bing Shi...Really?’ Tilting his head, he leaned towards her with a slightly opened mouth, putting light pressure on her lips. Gently, he locked her lips with his. He pulled away to see her shocked reaction; a few water droplets from his hair fell on her eyeglasses, “You are lucky you have me, the mood saver.”

‘Come and give me what I crave.’ He put his hand behind her head, his thumb caressing the side of her neck, “Bing Shi, open your mouth slightly.”

‘When he whispers my name, my head is spinning; he makes me feel insane.’

He slid his tongue inside her mouth, lightly grazing it over hers. After a light pull of her bottom lip, he retreated, “Your turn.”

‘He leads me by the nose, again and again... Yet, I enjoy it so much.’

She attempted to repeat his instruction. When her tongue lightly brushed over his, the hand behind her neck locked her in place, his tongue swirled against hers, exploring her taste with slow, subtle licks. ‘She knows yet...her obedience...is driving me ...Mmm...’

‘It makes him happy, so why not?’

‘She likes it, so why not?’ He retreated shortly after with a sly smile, showing her his alluring canine tooth.

“You are a good guide,” Bing Shi looked away, fanning the hotness off her face. “Call your people to bring your clothes; I need to put the air-conditioner on max.” She smiled gleefully, “Now, let’s have some fun!”

‘Oooh?’ Xuan Mu looked at her in anticipation.

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A few moments later...

“Bing Shi... What you meant by having fun...is this?” Xuan Mu pointed at the slimy aloe vera face mask on his face, “You are not putting one on?”

“No! I want to be the one laughing at you!” Bing Shi patted his cheeks happily, “You look so funny, haha!” Laughing, she positioned him before her mirror and took a hairdryer from her shelf. “Come, let’s dry each other’s hair.” She gave him a hairdryer and sat down on a stool.

Raising his eyebrow, Xuan Mu’s gaze shifted between the hairdryer and her back. Switching on the press, he began to dry her hair.

Bing Shi put on a serious expression as she enjoyed the warm air from the hair dryer, “Xuan Mu, I just came up with a joke...listen well.... it’s...a dirty one... I’m going to blow you....”

Silence...

“rrrrrr...hair... with a hairdryer! Haha!” Covering her mouth, she started to laugh.

Xuan Mu’s face cracked, he turned off the hairdryer, having an urge to spank her bottom.

“Was it cringy? But cringe is life ??.”

Xuan Mu’s hand gently brushed over her damp hair, “Will I get one?”

She turned around and patted his bare chest, “Don’t worry, of course, you will!” She moved her hands down and knocked on his abdomen, “Oh, Your abdomen is solid as a rock! Hey, want to hear another joke?” asking, her eyes sparkled with anticipation.

‘Say, you want to hear iiiiit.’

Xuan Mu covered her eyes with his palm, chuckling in helplessness, ‘Here I am, almost naked, we are talking about blowjobs, and all she thinks about is making up jokes about my body parts? Why is she checking the hardness of my body by knocking on it? And why do I find it...amusing instead of frustrating?’

“Please, no.” He quickly took the hairdryer and switched it on, preventing her from pouring fake tears, both of them enjoyed the silent atmosphere. The sight of her almost dry hair, and her back causes his mind to go astray. ‘I want to do it from behind. I want to hear her cry my name... She’s going to be on all fours as I push myself hard inside of her...’

“You are good,” Bing Shi clapped her hands in delight. “My Xuan Mu’s mind is so dirtyyy.” She chuckled as she looked at their reflection in the mirror. Xuan Mu was licking his lower lip while staring at her back, intently.

“Mmm...And your mind is sharp when it comes to these things,” Xuan Mu responded to her praise with a half smile, her monotonous voice putting his mind in place, “Lots of practice with my sister. I dried her hair a lot.”

“Such a caring brother.” When her hair was dry, she turned around to face him, bursting out in laughter, “Come, crouch down. Did you forget? The whole time you had a face mask on!” She clutched her stomach, her eyes tearing up.

‘She’s such a mood killer... And I can’t help but love it.’ Laughing, Xuan Mu crouched down before her, “Are you enjoying yourself?”

“Yes. Yes. Yes.” She peeled off his face mask and massaged his face. Under her care, his pale skin regained its life. She pulled his cheeks together, giggling, she made a duck face with him, “Xuan Mu, this would be a good kiss scene, right?”

“If you didn’t speak out your mind, it would be,” he chuckled, standing up, “Your hair is dry; I’m an expert in braiding hair, want to see my skills?”

“Woah. Go ahead!” Bing Shi took out her ties and pins from her bag, sitting at her stool, she showed them to him.

“Turn away from the mirror.”

“Oh,” Bing Shi turned around obediently. “Don’t disappoint me,” she ordered with a giggle.

“As you wish, my Ice Queen,” he chuckled and started to play with her hair.

“Except games, that nickname doesn’t suit me at all. I’m not cold towards people. I don’t order people around,” Bing Shi rubbed her chin as she thought about the OP female leads in her favorite novels, comparing herself to them.

“You have characteristics of a Queen – a natural peacemaker. Everyone knows your good side because you never let others know about your bad ones. Your temper is good. No cursing, no sassiness, no talking back, no violence...Your amount of self-control is immerse. Even your waving is like a Queen’s,” he explained, “You are obedient to me...Towards others, you are just carrying out the duty, expected of a queen.”

‘Now, thanks to him, I feel like a Queen.’

On Break