44 Part 5.5

huuff* i back to the inn after that...

"welcome back husband"

"wuaahh papa hug"

went i opened the door at the room we stayed, rena greet me and alicia running towards me.

"im back" I replied, i took out my mask and hug alicia and lifted her.

"waahh papa smell another woman" alicia sniffing around my neck

"geh!" how did she know?! then the room become cold... i looked towards rena, she gaze toward me with smile that make you feel very very cold..

"dear husband??"

"y-yes!"

"explains!"

"yes ma'am!"

and then, i tell her everything..

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the goddess lope telling me that i already dead...yeah dead..burn to the death...

"seriously?"

"it's good isn't?"

"what good about?"

"you can release your virginity~"

"you're rig-...that's not it! haa.. well whatever. so what are you calling me here for?"

"first! here." suddenly black block with [?] on her hand appeared, then she toss that to me..

"oii be careful! what is this?"

"that your reward. because wrecking havoc in the holy land~." she said with mysterious smile.

"when?" holy land? never heard it.

"secret~"

"so what the box is this?" i observe the box and nothing special from this.

"it's weapon random box"

"random box?"

"ummm~ there a Crossbow Daedalus, Holy Sword, Odachi Fireborn, Dragon Sword etc, even legendary Excalibur you dreamed of!~" how did she know that.. that my dark past! but if there really Excalibur .. i can't help but excited little.

"how i used this?" i asked her.

"shake it and throw it~"

"oh okay." i shake the box while praying Excalibur... Excalibur... then ha! I throw it to the ground..

the box starting to glowing different colours at fast speed and shaking..

10 seconds later, it's stopped shacking and the glow disappeared.. suddenly a name appear on air above the box! EXCALI-... there a name i hope to appeared! this is the sword i dreaming at middle school till now!

"ooohh not bad!" [lope]

i ignored her and walk towards the box.

"where the item?"

"insert your hand towards the box~"

"oh okay" i do as she say. and then... my expression become weird... it's not sword..... it's really not sword.. its like iron stick.. i lift my hand slowly...slowly.. when my hand visible with the thing.. I immediately throws the thing to the ground with anger!

"ITS NOT EXCALIBUR BIT EXCALIBAR DAMMIT!" yeah.. is crowbar..

"pfft woahahaha" lope laughing hard at me while held her stomach.. damm this goddess played me..

"you-!

"hey it's not my fault you get that weapon pfft huahahaha"

"you calling this #@## weapon?!"

"pffft hauahahaha"

"stop laughing you-"

"but...but pfft hahahahaha"

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[EXCLIBAR]

RATING : MYTHICAL

DAMAGE : 5000-7000

LEVEL : NONE

EFFECT : ????

DESCRIPTION : ordinary handsphike from planet called earth.

when i see the description i nearly fainted what the the...!