Chapter 220: Steve
Fang Mo had diarrhea.
And it was quite severe.
Just after Ah Xue had given him a foot massage, it wasn't long before Fang Mo began to feel gastrointestinal discomfort. So, he walked into the bathroom of the villa with a grim face.
Fang Mo felt like he was eating a luxurious meal and drinking water from the Ganges at the same time, starting a crazy outpour of excrement.
So, he sat on the toilet and began contemplating life.Read latest chapters at nov(e)lbin.com Only
For him, diarrhea was something entirely outrageous.
After all, it was the first time Fang Mo had heard that a digitized life form could also experience diarrhea.
He had done a series of tests earlier, cutting open his body only to find endless emptiness inside. Even he was horrified by what he saw.
Yet such a body could still experience diarrhea.
Fang Mo squatted in the toilet for a long time, thinking that his body probably leans more towards some kind of idealistic concept.
Normally speaking, his body should be a digitized empty shell with no internal organs. But the question was, where did all the food he ate go?
Another point was the function of 'Little Fang Mo.'
After previous tests, it seemed that 'Little Fang Mo' was still functioning normally.
But Fang Mo now had no ammunition storage; when cut open, it was all empty. So why could he still shoot out a destructive white light?
In summary, Fang Mo guessed that this might be related to his 'cognition.'
He believes he's still human, needing to eat, drink, defecate, and reproduce, so his body also has similar functions.
But if you delve into the principles behind it, it would be terrifying to think about.
For a simple example, Fang Mo swallowed two pounds of corn and another two pounds of golden needles, but the next day's stool had no residues.
Honestly, he began to question what exactly was going on. Is it the waste after complete digestion, or is the system generating the feces for him just because he feels like defecating...
Just like he's having diarrhea now.
Fang Mo suspects that this might also be related to his own cognition.
There's no choice; after all, Ah Xue is the Snow Queen. Even if she completely restrains her cold aura, it still feels like touching a never-melting iceberg.
Fang Mo had her give him a foot massage.
Considering her icy fingertips, it was like Fang Mo putting his feet into a large bucket of ice cubes for physical cooling in the hottest summer. Anyone with a bit of experience knows that if your feet are cold, women will definitely have stomach aches and men will undoubtedly have diarrhea.
Fang Mo himself is immune to fire and ice.
But subconsciously, he thinks that one might get diarrhea if the soles of the feet are cold.
This is a bit like Saitama from One Punch Man, who can defeat any monster instantly but gets scratched by a cat and can't hit a mosquito. This is actually a problem of self-cognition.
"Damn it, I originally just lied to Nick Fury about needing to go to the bathroom, but I really ended up doing it"
After flushing, Fang Mo, who had washed his hands, slowly walked out of the bathroom. He made himself a cup of ginger tea with a stern face and sat down on the sofa to drink it.
"Mas... Master..."
Ah Xue stood beside the sofa, looking somewhat helpless. "Um... sorry..."
"It's fine, it's not your fault."
Fang Mo took a sip of his ginger tea and waved it off unconcernedly. "You've actually done quite well. Just remember, next time before the massage, I should eat some montmorillonite powder."
"Huh? What is montmorillonite powder?"
Ah Xue was taken aback.
As for the magic ring, Fang Mo tested it and found that in addition to the temperature increase, a new function was added, which was simply to control the temperature without releasing flames.
This was a bit like the Dying Ember Sword.
Concentrating all the flames and high temperatures, and then turning the enemy into ash at the moment of touch.
It has to be said that this function matches well with the name of the Lamp of Cinders.
And besides the Lamp of Cinders, Fang Mo also tested some other things.
Such as the Dark Matter Base, and the Cosmic Meatball, etc.
After the dark matter pedestal was materialized, it directly turned into a two-meter square black altar. The entire altar is dark, surrounded by a circle of incomprehensible strange runes. The surface features geometric patterns mainly in circles, giving a feeling somewhat like a magic circle.
Fang Mo could feel that this altar contained some special rules within it.
Just like how it's depicted in games, it can activate certain powers within items, amplify them, and diffuse them into the surroundings.
If a Tide Charm is placed on it, depending on its power level, it would either cause a light drizzle or an endless disastrous downpour. If it's a Flame Charm, it could either clear the sky for miles or scorch the earth.
Aside from the dark matter pedestal, the Cosmic Meatball also underwent new changes after being materialized.
They are three meatballs the size of a cow's urine pill, overall presenting a snot-like black color, continuously emitting an ominous green glow.
"Ah, this..."
Seeing the color scheme of the meatball, Fang Mo was also stunned.
He picked up one meatball to weigh it in his hand. It felt quite heavy, at least heavier than an enchanted golden apple. A regular person would struggle to even pick it up, and eating a bite would likely cause gastric prolapse.
Fang Mo put the meatball under his nose to smell it.
There was no scent.
But this ominous and mysterious color scheme...
To be honest, Fang Mo was hesitant to eat it.
After all, according to the settings, the Cosmic Meatball is made from almost all types of meat in the MC world, plus a pinch of cosmic neutron dust as a pepper seasoning, finally rolled into three balls.
Considering that it even glows, Fang Mo was a bit concerned.
Wouldn't this thing contain dozens of trace elements and isotopes that the human body doesn't need?
Fang Mo pondered for a moment.
Then suddenly shifted his gaze to Ah Xue.
"Come here, Ah Xue," he said, revealing a kind smile. He then took out a plate from somewhere and placed a meatball on it, "Let me treat you to a meatball."
However, before Fang Mo even extended the plate, a crisp sound rang out. The plate shattered, and the dark Cosmic Meatball directly smashed into the coffee table, leaving a hole. Then the whole floor shook, and the Cosmic Meatball broke through the floor and fell into the basement.
"..."
Seeing this, both Fang Mo and Ah Xue were stunned.
After a short while, Ah Xue spoke nervously, "Master, Ah Xue truly realizes her mistake. Could you... punish me in a different way?"
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