Chapter 336: Tax Evasion Devil
The chainsaw boy turned his head and immediately his eyes widened in shock.
However, this was not out of joy.
It was out of horror.
After all, the Devil opposite him... looked monstrously grotesque.
Of course, most Devils in the Chainsaw Man world are quite ugly, supposedly because Fujimoto Tatsuki likes to draw intestines, but this Devil's appearance was absolutely disgusting to the chainsaw boy.
Why was it disgusting?
Because it was a Devil that looked like a tentacle monster.
The lower half of this Devil had four tentacle-like legs, which were currently bent and folded as if it was squatting and defecating.
Its arms were thick and long segmented tentacles, drooping to the ground and dragging a wet, sticky trail.
Even what should have been its head was just a giant tentacle, but this one had a bunch of women's hair on it, and beneath the hair was a huge, juicy, and plump pair of lips. Apart from that, it had no other facial features in the conventional sense.
If it were just this, it could be said to be a Devil with a bizarre appearance, but not particularly disgusting.
But the problem was that on its chest were enormous rows of... organs unique to mammals, stretched out like tentacles, limply dangling in front of its body.
"Is this what you meant by 'quite big'?"
The chainsaw boy turned his head towards Fang Mo in a daze: "Are you... sure?"
"This is your request."
Fang Mo spread his hands: "I asked if touching the Boobs was enough, you were the one who told me any Boobs would do, and the bigger, the better. Look at this one, isn't it huge? Each one is as big as your head, and it even has two rows..."
"At least it should be human!"
The chainsaw boy couldn't help but shout.
"Is she human?" Fang Mo pointed at the girl on the ground: "This one's called Power, seems like some Blood Fiend. You definitely had thoughts about her before, right? That means you don't really care if she's human or not."
"But at least she looks human."
The chainsaw boy argued: "What's that tentacle monster over there, it makes me want to throw up just looking at it?"
"That one seems to be the Leech Devil."
Fang Mo started laughing: "The Blood Devil sucks blood, the Leech Devil also sucks blood. Why do you discriminate? Just because Power is pretty? The Leech Devil is just a 700kg slightly overweight girl with a small stomach. You called it a Tank? Oh boy, you've got guts."
"Hey?"
The girl on the ground... or rather, Power was also stunned after hearing this: "Why do you know my name?"
"Not that, how did you figure out it's a girl???"
However, the Chainsaw Boy didn't care about these details and retorted: "And I didn't call it a tank, you were the one who called it that"
"It really took me a while to find."
While Fang Mo was arguing with the Chainsaw Boy, the Leech Devil not far away also crawled over slowly. Probably because it had no ears, it didn't hear the conversation between the two just now. At this moment, it spoke to itself: "So it was you who killed the little bat, he was my man!"
As it said this, a killing intent suddenly emanated from its body.
Just when everyone thought it was about to attack, the Leech Devil suddenly paused, then moved closer to the Chainsaw Boy and examined his face carefully: "Oh... upon a closer look, your little face is quite cute, and I like your looks. Alright, I'll spare you."
"Why should I register for that?"
Fang Mo retorted.
"Hmm?" Himeno was a bit puzzled upon hearing this: "If you haven't registered, you won't get a bounty for killing Devils privately, and sometimes it can even be illegal, you..."
"But I am a Devil myself."
Fang Mo spread his hands.
"What?"
Upon hearing this, a trace of vigilance flashed in Himeko's eyes, but her face still maintained the same expression: "Sir, this is not something to joke about..."
"Do you think I'm joking?"
Fang Mo looked at Himeko: "How about we first establish a contract? Then you'll know if I'm serious. Let me see your wish, oh, you want to make Hayakawa Aki..."
"Ghost!"
Before Fang Mo could finish his sentence, Himeko's face changed immediately, and she waved her hand.
A ghastly arm suddenly appeared in mid-air, covered with grotesque and bulging veins, looking a bit scary, like the hand of an evil spirit.
But the problem was that the arm only extended halfway before suddenly freezing.
Then it quickly retracted.
"What... is this?"
Seeing this eerie scene, Himeko was also stunned.
She tried to summon the ghost Devil again, but this time it completely ignored her, only conveying a sense of extreme terror through consciousness.
"Hime-senpai!"
Seeing Himeko's action, Hayakawa Aki quickly realized what was happening: "What's going on?"
"This guy, something's not right..."
Himeko took a few steps back, warily looking at Fang Mo: "The Ghost Devil I made a contract with is afraid of him, even to the point of being unable to speak. This has never happened before."
"So, maybe he really is a Devil?"
Hearing this, Hayakawa Aki became serious, his hand subconsciously reaching for the sword behind him.
"Wait... Wait a minute, Aki-kun!"
Seeing Hayakawa Aki's action, Himeko suddenly stopped him and then said thoughtfully, "He hasn't attacked us and seems to have no hostility... It's not ruled out that he is some powerful Devil hunter. Let's confirm his identity first."
"Alright."
Hayakawa Aki nodded and then cautiously asked Fang Mo, "You said you're a Devil, right? What's your name? Or what kind of Devil are you?"
"Sir, you can't lie about this."
Himeko also reminded him with a smile, though she looked like she was smiling, her muscles were all tense: "Honestly, I've never seen a Devil that looks exactly like a human, so I'd rather you were lying."
"Sorry, I never lie."
Fang Mo smiled upon hearing this and then began his introduction: "My name is Fang Mo, known in the martial world as the Dr. Error, best at treating birth mistakes, wrong deeds, and misspoken words, known as the operating table for the condemned, the master of healing of laughter, and as for my name..."
"You can call me the Tax Evasion Devil."
