Chapter 359: Pitiful Kobeni
"So even if I offer you everything, a headache is still unavoidable, huh?"
After the initial shock, Hayakawa Aki quickly recovered and said with a hint of resignation, "Rather, this seems to be your real purpose, to freely give me trouble."
"Then, about the square moon and the great black ox..."
"I already said that's not possible."
Hayakawa Aki slightly massaged his forehead, but after thinking for a moment, added, "At least wait until after I'm dead to shave the moon."
"You actually agree this time?"
Fang Mo looked at Hayakawa Aki somewhat surprised, "This really is the good words of a dying man..."
"Is that how you use that phrase?"
Hayakawa Aki's face darkened, then he abruptly changed the topic, "Alright, I didn't come here to babble with you. I've already offered myself to you, now give me the power first."
"Oh, no problem with that."
Fang Mo nodded, then took out a bloody piece of meat and placed it on the table, "Eat this first."
"What's this?"
Hayakawa Aki instinctively looked at the meat on the table, noticing that it was very strange. The surface continuously emitted red liquid energy, giving an eerie feeling, "Is this another piece of Devil meat..."
"Hemorrhoids."
Fang Mo stated bluntly.
"..."
Hayakawa Aki fell silent for a long time, then couldn't help but massage his forehead again, "We just can't get over this joke, can we?"
"This really is hemorrhoids."
Fang Mo said seriously, "It's normal that you don't recognize it, given your limited perspective. After all, how can the sparrow understand the hemorrhoids of the red fox..."
"I..."
Hayakawa Aki was utterly speechless, his good words completely spoiled by him.
"This is the fox Devil meat I mentioned to you earlier." Seeing Hayakawa Aki speechless, Fang Mo also laughed, "Anyway, I won't harm you. Just eat it with peace of mind."The source of this content nov(el)bi((n))
"Can this thing... be eaten directly?"
Hayakawa Aki looked at the slices of meat on the table, which seemed to have already begun corroding the surface.
"Indeed, there's a bit of risk involved."
Hearing Hayakawa Aki's question, Fang Mo also subconsciously touched his chin. After all, this meat was from a Tailed Beast. Kin and Gin could eat it to survive... but that doesn't mean others could do the same.
After some thought,
Fang Mo took out a Life Talisman from his pocket and threw it to Hayakawa Aki: "Take this."
"What's this?"
Hayakawa Aki looked at the talisman in his hand with some confusion.
"I generally call it... the Life and Death Talisman," Fang Mo explained. "My favorite thing to do is to give these to others. A great benefactor like me usually throws them out in groups. Anyway, with this, you need not fear. Just aim at these hemorrhoids and enjoy your feast."
"..."
Hayakawa Aki stared at Fang Mo.
"..."
Hayakawa Aki didn't speak, but looked at Fang Mo with a gaze that seemed to say 'I see you're just making things difficult for me, Hayakawa Aki.'
"Even if you look at me like that, it's no use."
Fang Mo helplessly spread his hands. "The way I use chakra is different from yours. If we compare this thing to electricity, then I'm usually like someone who fights with a nuclear reactor in hand. You're asking me how to generate electricity... I really don't know how to do that."
"So what do we do now?"
Hayakawa Aki said, "As a human, I really can't control all the cells in my body and then refine some energy that I don't even know what it is."
"Tsk, what a hassle."
Fang Mo couldn't help but complain, and then took out several huge scrolls from his storage space.
"What is this now?"
Seeing this, Hayakawa Aki also asked curiously.
"A tutorial."
Fang Mo said in a muffled voice, and then began to flip through the scrolls.
Yes, when he used to call himself Uchiha Madara, he had ordered Orochimaru and others to help collect some scrolls, initially just to record some forbidden techniques for regular use.
But Orochimaru, being a scientist, adhered to a rigorous and serious attitude. He ended up giving Fang Mo several meticulously edited complete collections of all the ninjutsu of Konoha, ranging from refining chakra to Impure World Reincarnation, summoning techniques, sealing techniques, Five Elements Ninjutsu, Forbidden Techniques, Cursed Seals. Basically, everything Konoha could master was written in there, even including Might Guy's Eight Gates technique.
When Fang Mo asked for the scrolls back then,
He originally planned to take a look and study ninjutsu whenever he had the chance, just to show off.
But later, due to his laziness, these scrolls had just been gathering dust in his storage space until now, when he finally took them out to study again.
Fortunately, Orochimaru was very thorough in organizing things.
Even though Fang Mo didn't understand anything, under his blind guidance, Hayakawa Aki still managed to refine a certain amount of chakra.
And so, the following events became much simpler.
Fang Mo directly sent Hayakawa Aki home, instructing him to finish the meat slices within a few days.
Time quickly advanced to a few days later, and Hayakawa Aki finally succeeded in finishing the meat slices. However, before he could even start his ninja training, news came from the Special Division indicating a new operation.
Thus, Fang Mo led Hayakawa Aki to the Metropolitan Police Department.
Inside the Metropolitan Police Department, Fang Mo also met several new colleagues.
A glance around revealed not a single normal person among them. First, there were two Devils, an angel and a spider, followed by two Devil-humans, Violence and Shark.
Fang Mo briefly observed these individuals. The Spider Devil was a cold woman, standing silent. The Shark Devil seemed a bit crazy, wearing only large underpants, hiding in a corner and mumbling non-stop about his love for "Chainsaw Man", almost like a living embodiment of Fujimoto Tatsuki's Twitter account.
The Violence Devil seemed approachable, but wore a plague doctor's beak mask. It's said he had to constantly inhale poison gas to prevent going berserk due to his immense strength.
As for the last, the Angel Devil, though male, was surprisingly as beautiful as a woman. He had a halo above his head but seemed somewhat listless, standing there lazily as if he wanted to give up at any moment.
Apart from these four new colleagues, Fang Mo also saw a familiar face, Kobeni.
Yes, after the previous shooting incident, she had decided to resign, but it seemed she stayed for the bonus.
Fang Mo found this strange, considering he had given her an emerald. Upon asking, Kobeni burst into tears, explaining how she lost the gem in a sewer drain after falling on her way to the jewelry store.
As she recounted this, Kobeni cried miserably.
Even the nearby Devils and devils couldn't help but glance at her.
