5 Chapter 5 : Skateboarding!!

S.T.B Ting!!! : Host Can Try to Activate The Portal and Pass-through even though it's damaged...

Noa : You want me to die?? is that it?? Oh..... wait.....

Noa : I'm unkillable with maximum defence what can kill me?? another god maybe??

Noa : What would happen when i leave from here?? will this cause a problem or something??

S.T.B Ting!!! : They will see it as an evil being swallowed you up...

Noa : I see... then what about the time?? I need to at least reach 16 years old instead of 4 years old...

S.T.B Ting!!! : The time flow in this kind of portals is usually 10 to 100 times denser...

Noa : Geh..... so an old man or an old monster?? is there a chance to be 4000 years old immortal??

S.T.B Ting!!! : Depending on the time flow inside...

Noa : Good Go!!! I will choose the route of immortality!!!

S.T.B Ting!!! : Affirmative..... Powering Up Broken Relic Of The Forsaken Hellmouth..... Done...

??? : Hmm... what's this.... Kyyyaaaaaaa

???? : What's wrong!!!!

??? : My baby!!!!

?? : Where is it!!!

At the moment of its activation, a black circle appeared in the body of the baby scaring his mother as she screams, within a few seconds all of them came in and saw the baby floating in the air with a darkest black miasma coming from it...

Noa : Hey bitchies i'm floating... Should i take any pose??

As Noa was talking all alone in his mind the miasma finally swallowed him and vanished leaving behind the dumbfounded nurse, father, grandpa and a crying over her loss mother...

Inside the gate, Noa was bombarded by space rifts trying to rip him to shreds as he casually watching a light show passing by...

For a few moments, he thought he was reliving his life upon his death and got scared but turns out it was only the light surrounding him as he was being transferred...

After 3-4 hours he finally reached a deserted burning and freezing or even rotting land the view was horrible, he was expecting something worse than that making him shit his pampers but Oh.. the disappointment...

Noa : System here is a quick question.... How am i gonna walk??

S.T.B Ting!!! : Host it not an ordinary baby... It is a God baby...

Noa : Oh, yeah my bones and organs have become steel, therefore, i can stand and walk, so i guess i need to practice.....

After 3 hours Noa finally managed to stand on his tiny baby feet and walked slowly towards the unknown...

Noa : Damn now i know why after almost a year they started walking, their muscles can't handle the burden... If it wasn't for my year's training in vampire anime fap materials at least the most popular ones i would still be on the ground now....

Noa : So it's clear now... Training.... Mmm that's it....

Noa had walked who knows how many Centimetres from his original point and kept walking, after 2-3 hours his legs were numb and he had only walked 30 meters...

Noa : This sucks.... Baby God my ass, i can't even kill a fly...

Noa : Oh wait... I'm unkillable so why not find something to skate here??

S.T.B Ting!!! : Host can use one of the eggshells as a skateboard with its duration it won't break any further....

Noa : Brilliant!!!

He took out one piece at the length of a meter and placed it down before lightly hoping on... And as he did he pushed with his legs in order to give it some kind of moving power...

Noa : Yahooo!!!!

Noa was enjoying his ride for many hours, what made him puzzled was that he didn't feel any hungry, he thought it must be his God blood and maybe just maybe he needed human blood to feed on...

As he was thinking he suddenly felt an increase in its speed and kept going higher and higher..... When he looked to see where he was he was scared to the point of shiting himself....

The board had fallen on a raging black river and on the edges was a waterfall........