Chapter 808： Sister can try?

Standing alone in the air with a cold snort, Erlangshen took away the Sihailong Queen who was controlled by him, and flew towards his home.

After he returned to the Yang Mansion at Guanjiangkou, Ye Chen, Jin Chanzi and others had already taken the lead to enter the main hall of the main house. A tasteless one.

Anyway, he is also the owner of this house, but he looks unconstrained and laughs at the lobby table and talks about the disdainful aspects of Xitian Buddhism. The **** Erlang also feels that he really seems to be visiting someone else’s house. .

"Second brother, who are they? How come they broke into our house for no reason, and even threatened to let the people in the house cook dinner and wine for them. It's really rude."

Beside the veranda of the main house, a young woman in a light yellow dress suddenly walked out and frowned beside Erlang Shen.

I saw the woman’s appearance was like jade, her face was delicate, her features were glamorous, she looked like a beautiful and unparalleled young lady next door, but she was bathed in a faint fairy light, which made her a little more fairy. Indifferent temperament, strangers do not enter.

He wore a long corset skirt to set off his slender figure to make him slender, dignified and graceful, and gentlemen are so beautiful.

"They are all my friends, Xiaochan, you go to the kitchen to cook some special dishes yourself, and when the time comes, my brother will introduce them to you."

"Who wants to know such an impolite guy, second brother, it's not the younger sister who said you.

You are also the law enforcement **** of the heavens anyway, how can you allow outsiders to be so presumptuous in our house without a former residence.

And among them, there are people in Lingshan, and a demon monkey with a strong aura.

Second brother, what are you doing? "

Yang Chan Liu frowned, she seemed to dislike everyone in the house, her face was unhappy.

Erlang Shen looked at his sister a little unhappy, and suddenly smiled helplessly.

He knew that Xiaochan was not unhappy, but because of his brother’s worries. After all, there were many immortals who played the Jade Emperor and the God of Erlang in the Heavenly Court. Now there are such presumptuously getting along with Lingshan and the Great Demon. The trouble will certainly not be less.

Besides, my sister does not go down to Huashan to help those mortals who are suffering. In Huashan, she is a fairy **** who is responsive to demand. The daughter of the Three Madonnas, I don’t know how many Li people love and worship, how can I care about these red tapes? .

"Don't worry, brother has his own measures."

After patting Yang Chan's shoulder lightly, Erlang Shen also walked into the hall, picked up a glass of fine wine and fairy brew that had been prepared on the table, and raised his hand to Ye Chen with a smile.

"Brother Ye, there is one thing you said very well, acquaintance is destined.

Come on, everyone, I won’t respect each other, let’s drink. "

As Erlang said, he first raised his head and drank alcohol.

He has been in Yangzhou for so many years, and he is not as humble as the Heavenly Court, and he is very generous and open.

When Ye Chen saw this, they also stopped talking, and then they raised their glasses and drank with Erlang Shen and the others.

Soon, everyone was very open, and began to sing about the wine, and the wine and food in their mouths were never cut off.

Jin Chanzi was even more serious. He raised his head suddenly and poured the celery brew, and even raised his chopsticks to the meat delicacies on the table, making it madly.

It looked like I hadn't eaten meat for many years. After eating it, it was even more devouring, without the restraint of a monk at all.

"Come, drink, finish drinking... Uh, Ye Chen, you have to take our brother to experience the happiness of a man.

You promised us, don't regret it. "

The Jing family brothers shouted with excitement, but they didn't even put the door in their mouths, and talked about the happiness of men.

Suddenly, the atmosphere on the wine table gradually changed, and Ye Chen still drank and ate meat like a okay person, unaffected.

But the other people on the wine table all showed different expressions, and their faces were all reddish by the wine.

Even Jin Chanzi, who ate and drank wildly, stopped drinking and eating meat after swallowing his saliva. It looked too abnormal.

In the beginning, Ye Chen hadn't noticed the changes of the few people. After Monkey King said a word, he realized that there was something wrong with the atmosphere.

"Brother, my grandson wanted to ask you before, what is the happiness of a man?

Why are the Jingjia brothers so persistent about this? Speaking of it, my grandson is also very curious. Can you tell me what it is? "

After Sun Wukong said, he also raised his head and drank a glass of wine, and then looked at the Jingjia brothers who stopped eating and drinking with a slightly sullen expression, showing a curious baby's expression all over his face.

I don't know them, Jin Chanzi and Erlang Shen are the same, very puzzled by the man's happiness.

Soon, Erlang Shen suddenly took the lead to speak.

"What a man's happiness is, it's just the **** of mortals. You don't have to think about it, come and continue drinking and eating."

However, after Erlang Shen's words were finished, Monkey King, Jing Family Brothers, and Jin Chanzi did not act. They still looked at Ye Chen, who was drinking with his head up, and staring at him.

Seeing this, Ye Chen shrugged a little speechlessly, and smiled speechlessly.

"You, born in the world, but don't understand the joy of real men, it's really a waste of life.

But speaking of it, have you really never experienced the taste of a woman?

No, no, no, no? "

Ye Chenpo looked at the **** Erlang in disbelief. In his impression, Jin Chanzi was practicing the Dharma of Desire, and rebooting was normal.

Monkey King is a demon monkey, his personality is free and unrestrained, and he has never thought that that aspect is also normal. After all, he settled down in the Seven Fairies at the beginning, and he did not see him doing anything excessive.

And the Jing family brothers stayed beside Bodhi ancestors all year round, and no one even mentioned the female sex. There is nothing wrong with ignorance.

But in the words of God Erlang, his mother, Yao Ji, was the first model in the lower realms to marry a mortal and give birth to a child. It is really weird to not know the love between men and women.

Could it be that he hasn't had a woman for so many thousands of years? This is very abnormal.

"The taste of a woman? What does this have to do with the happiness of a man?"

The Jing family brothers talked innocently without knowing the others, and didn't understand the cause and effect.

And it seems that Monkey King, who has never rushed to the female monkey fairy, and has broken any ring, but even the golden cicada who has not broken the ring, also looked at Ye Chen with a curious and disinterested expression.

For them, any woman seems to be a stumbling block on their way to become stronger, not worth mentioning.

Seeing this scene of straight men in the audience, Ye Chen, who already has many wives, couldn't help but look at the people present, and couldn't stop "tsk tsk".

"Heaven and earth are born and men and women coexist. This is the basic principle of the cycle of heaven and earth.

I haven't been a woman, and I don't experience the happiness of a man once. Wait, what qualifications do you have to call a man in vain, haha, a group of boys. "

Can't help showing a disdainful smile, when Ye Chen burst into laughter, he retorted disdainfully as if he held a different opinion. U U Reading

"As an immortal god, love between men and women is unnecessary and undesirable.

Take my sister Benjun as an example. Although she is a woman, she is also the Virgin of Mount Huashan. There is a creature in the palm of her hand, and she has not seen her unsatisfactory life. So in the same way, what is the use of a man for her? "

After Erlang Shen finished speaking, his face also showed a firm expression. In his heart, only a strong cultivation base is a necessary condition for survival in the world. As for a woman, it is useless to him.

However, as soon as he finished speaking, Ye Chen on the side looked at him with frivolous eyebrows and said, "Can you be sure of your sister's true mind? If I let your sister change quickly, what about the real Lord Erlang? "

"Huh? Just you? With Ben Zhenjun, a half-step big Luo Jinxian's elder brother, does Brother Ye think that his Jinxian body can affect the sister's Dao heart?"

Erlang Shen said with a look of disbelief, but Ye Chen didn't plan to give him face at the moment, and he still said with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Then try?"

Hearing this, Erlang Shen also disdainfully smiled and said: "Try and try!"