Chapter 333: So Sad He Can’t Help But Laugh
The sun had just crossed the midway point when a drizzle began pouring from the sky. By the time it was almost evening, it was raining cats and dogs.
Suddenly, the door of All Cattle Inn rattled open. A young man rushed in to avoid the rain.
Mrs. Jiao was dozing off at the counter until the sudden gust of wet wind jolted her awake. Her eyes lit up when she saw that a customer had come in.
Are staying or eating, young Reverend?
The young Reverend, Qi Xuanyun, blushed like an apple when he looked up and saw the scantily-dressed Mrs. Jiao greeting him warmly. He hurriedly looked down and stuttered, B-Both. Im staying for the night.
Theres no hurry. My inn has many high quality rooms. You can stay here forever if you want to! Mrs. Jiao giggled and took one step toward Qi Xuanyun.
One night is fine! Qi Xuanyun hurriedly took two steps backward when he caught a whiff of her sweet scent.
Hahaha! Very well. What would you like to eat, young Reverend? It may be May now, but a rain like this is still going to give you a cold, Mrs. Jiao said concernedly. Youre going to need something warm and fulfilling considering how thin you are.
What What do you have? Qi Xuanyun asked.
We serve delicious wine and top quality beef. Our beef especially is to die for. You literally wont find another beef like ours if you miss this chance, so, would you like some beef, young Reverend? Mrs. Jiao suggested.
Qi Xuanyun rejected her suggestion immediately, No, no! Im a monk[1]. My master forbids me from drinking wine or eating meat.
Mrs. Jiao giggled. Were in the middle of nowhere, young Reverend. Surely your master wouldnt know if you sneak a bite or two?
Also, wine and food arent the only sweet things here. I daresay that Im quite sweet myself. Would you like to give it a taste, young Reverend?
No I I Qi Xuanyun was barely coherent. He was so stunned his head almost hit the floor, much less his jaw.
Suddenly, a cough broke out from the entrance. Ahem let that young Reverend go! Were the ones youre after!
Three people stepped into the building then. They were none other than Ye Qing, Chu Nianjiu and Lin Yuhuai.
Welcome, customers! This way please! Mrs. Jiao immediately stopped teasing Qi Xuanyun and welcomed them inside. Would you like to eat or stay, customers?
Were staying, but only for a night. We just want to take shelter from this rain, Chu Nianjiu answered. Wed like dinner as well, and we have no qualms with our food. Anything is acceptable.
He then glanced at Qi Xuanyunthe young Taoist was still shocked that a woman had come onto himand added, Since the young Reverend obeys a monks customs, just serve him a few plates of cold vegetables and boil him a pot of tea.
Sounds great! Please give me a moment, Mrs. Jiao replied cheerfully and sashayed toward the kitchen.
We meet again, young Reverend! Ye Qing saluted Qi Xuanyun.
Youre the one on the boat! The young Taoist immediately recognized Ye Qing and exclaimed with pleasant surprise, Why are you here?
It is I. Ye Qing confirmed with a smile. We were passing through the area. Honestly, we werent expecting to run into you. Its a mighty coincidence.Read latest chapters at nov(e)lbin.com Only
It really is! The young Taoist was incredibly excited before looking at Lin Yuhuai and Chu Nianjiu. Thank you both for helping me out earlier. My name is Qi Xuanyun.
Im Chu Nianjiu!
Im Lin Yuhuai!
After Mrs. Jiao was gone, Chu Nianjiu stared at the food in front of him with a pang of hunger. However, he quickly shook away his desires and asked, Are you sure we cant eat this?
Lin Yuhuai had sealed off his sense of smell, but even the sight of the delicious dishes elicited a pang of hunger in him. He too asked, Are you sure the food is tampered with, Joyless?
Just now, when the dishes were served, Lin Yuhuai and Chu Nianjiu suddenly felt hungry beyond imagination even though they werent a moment ago. They felt like shoving everything down their gullet even if their stomach were to burst as a result.
But right before they would pounce on the food, Ye Qing and Qi Xuanyun got in their way. Then, Ye Qing tossed everything out of the window in the blink of an eye.
Strangely, they regained their wits as soon as the dishes were thrown out. When the innkeeper returned with a new tray of dishes, their desire began to spiral out of control again.
Of course theyre tampered with. Ye Qing pressed a finger to his forehead and relied on his demonic lotus to remain clearheaded. What kind of food would drive you crazy?[2]
Besides, these arent meat. Theyre grass, all of them.
His colleagues didnt possess his level of spirit, so they couldnt see what he was seeing. In his eyes, the delicious beef wasn't beef at all. They were grass.
Seriously? Chu Nianjiu exclaimed in surprise.
Brother Ye isnt lying to you two. It really is grass, Qi Xuanyun chimed in with a barely suppressed grin on his face. It was because he was still young, and Ye Qings earlier comment tickled him just right. He would be laughing out loud if he was used to laughing in front of an audience.
Lingguan, please wash away the evil, clear the mind, and open ones eyes. Go!
A yellow talisman flew out of his sleeves and slapped itself onto the food. The talisman abruptly burst into flames and released a puff of green smoke. When the smoke was gone, the delicious food on the table had turned into piles of grass.
It really is grass. Is there something special about it? Chu Nianjiu asked.
Its called the Cattle Transformation Grass. Qi Xuanyun explained, Legend says that the Cattle Transformation Grass is created from the vengeful soul of an old bull after it died. Cattle become sapient as they age, as this particular bull resented the fact that humans ate cattle, but cattle could only eat grass. So, its vengeful soul transformed into the Cattle Transformation Grass.
The Cattle Transformation Grass is irresistible to most humans. Anyone who eats it would transform into cattle. If the victim could protect their mind and maintain their humanity, then they would turn back into a human after a day. But if not, then they would remain as a cow or a bull for the rest of their lives.
The young Taoist suddenly let out a cold chuckle. I finally found you, you bastards.
Ye Qing asked curiously, It sounds like youve been searching for this inn for a while.
It was clear from Qi Xuanyus earlier actions that he was prepared for this.
Yes, Ive been searching for this inn, Qi Xuanyun admitted honestly. Some time after I left my mountain, I encountered a strange incident where a bunch of people were plagued by nightmares every night. They dreamed of cattle with human faces yelling hatefully at them saying, You ate me! You ate me!
This isnt an isolated incident either. A lot of people were plagued by the same nightmare. I even stumbled upon a county where almost every man, woman and child were experiencing the same dream.
Qi Xuanyun fell silent for a moment before continuing, If that was all the harm it did, then maybe I couldve overlooked it. The problem is that everyone who was infected by the nightmare would gradually go insane and think of themselves as cattle. They would even walk on all fours and eat fodder like cattle. In the end, they all died because of their insanity.
I remember something like this in one of the Pacification Bureaus records, Lin Yuhuai suddenly spoke to Ye Qing and Chu Nianjiu via sound transmission, The case file is named the Nightmare Cattle Incident, and it was classified as a Phenomenon-class incident. It was an unresolved case even to this day.
The Pacification Bureau once mobilized a massive amount of manpower to investigate this case, but they werent able to find anything. It was because the location of the incidents were completely random, and the clues that we collected were a chaotic mess at best, and useless at worst. It was very strange.
Now that you remind me, I too have heard of that case before, Chu Nianjiu echoed in agreement.
Ye Qing was the only one who didnt know jack about this.
1. Just so you know, monks in Chinese culture are not strictly Buddhist.
2. It sounds like Chu Nianjiu and Lin Yuhuai are asking something obvious and stupid, but remember that theyre currently battling the unnatural mental effects of the meat.
