Chapter 769

Yu Jing calls her husband.

The husband asked pleasantly, "wife, have you figured it out? I know that you still have feelings for me, and you don't want me to die."

"Husband, I regret to inform you: after careful consideration, I still can't agree to your request. It's impossible to sleep with the general manager."

"You... You don't care that I go to die. You... You are a very kind-hearted woman. When I get to the underworld, I will become a ghost and come to you to settle accounts. Goodbye, my son."

Yu Jing's husband finished and hung up.

Yu Jing quickly called Chang Wen and said, "little brother, I have rejected my husband. He may be taking medicine. Take the doctor and rush in. If it's too late, you may not be able to save him."

"OK, I'm in."

Chang Wen waves his hand. The skinny monkey is quick. He rushes to the second floor and opens the door of Yu Jing's house with the key.

Hercules rushed in after him.

One door is the living room. There are two people sitting on the sofa in the living room.

As expected, Yu Jing's husband invited the general manager as a guest.

The big bellied man sitting in the middle of the sofa is the general manager.

Yu Jing's husband is thin and sits respectfully.

They see the door suddenly opened, rushed into a group of people, two people do not know what happened, one by one stupefied.

Chang Wen waved his hand and said, "both of them have been poisoned. Please wash their stomach."

The general manager asked: "you... Who are you?"

Yu Jing's husband was in a panic and asked, "how did you come in?"

Hercules grabbed the general manager and dragged him into the kitchen.

A doctor connected a pipe to the tap and began to wash the general manager's stomach.

The general manager struggled and said, "I didn't take poison..."

The doctor didn't say a word and washed his stomach as usual.

Thin monkey dragged Yu Jing's husband into the bathroom and asked a doctor to wash his stomach.

"I... I didn't take poison. I was bluffing my wife..."

No one listened to his explanation. The doctor began to wash his stomach.

The general manager was so upset that a bowl of soybean milk and two fried dough sticks he ate in the morning were washed out.

The thin monkey didn't eat in the morning and washed out a lot of stomach acid.

"Help... Help!"

Yu Jing's husband shouts.

Chang Wen said with a smile: "Hey, your wife beat 120 and said that you were poisoned. Let's rescue you. We're here to save you. What do you call help!"

"I... I didn't take poison..."

"Ha ha... We've seen a lot. All the people who take poison to commit suicide don't admit that they took poison. I said: be honest, let's wash your stomach. If you wash your stomach, you can't die."

For half an hour, Yu Jing's husband was tossed to death.

The general manager is not comfortable in the kitchen. He wants to shout, but he can't. besides, the general manager wants to save face and doesn't want to disturb his neighbors. At that time, if someone takes a video for him with his mobile phone and spreads it to the Internet, he will lose face.

The general manager pleaded: "doctor, I didn't take poison. It's the boy who took poison. No, it's the boy who wants to take poison. I'm trying to persuade him not to take poison to commit suicide."

Chang Wen thought that there should be enough, so he asked the doctor, "is it almost done?"

That's the signal to the doctor.

Both doctors said: "wash well, even if it's really taken poison, it won't die."

Chang Wen deliberately said, "thank you, doctor and nurse. I'll settle the account."

A doctor pretended to take out the invoice and asked Chang Wen to sign it. Then he asked Chang Wen for 500 yuan.

The doctors and nurses are gone.

Hercules and thin monkey drag the general manager and Yu Jing's husband into the living room and let them sleep on the sofa.

Chang Wen patted Yu Jing's husband's face and asked, "brother, are you ok?"

Yu Jing's husband said: "little brother, I really didn't take poison. Who asked you to come?"

Chang Wen explained: "your wife calls me and asks me to call 120 immediately. Come to rescue you as soon as possible. Damn, I didn't eat lunch. I thought you really took poison and committed suicide. I made 120 emergency call in a hurry, and then I rode my motorcycle to your house. After a long time, it turned out that you were a fake suicide. "

"I just want to scare my wife."

"Hello! I've never seen a husband like you. Why do you want to scare your wife? "

Chang Wen pretends to be confused.

"I... my wife and I mixed a few words, and she took her son back to her mother's home. I wanted her to come back, but she didn't want to come back, so I threatened her, saying that if she didn't come back again, she would take poison and commit suicide."

"After a long time, you want to scare your wife. Man, you... You've been bothering me for a long time. Don't you want to make it up to me? "

Yu Jing's husband looks at Chang Wen. He suddenly wakes up and asks, "are you my wife's brother?"

"Yes, you can know me. If you didn't want to be my sister, you wouldn't have come to rescue you. I wish you had died earlier."

"My wife really begged you to rescue me?"

"Is there any fake? If your wife didn't say you committed suicide, how could I know you committed suicide?"

Yu Jing's husband lamented: "this silly woman is really the stupidest woman in the world. She... She has been married to me for several years, but she still can't understand my nature. I'm the one who is most afraid of death."

Chang Wen said contemptuously: "brother, I don't think you're a man. You're ready to commit suicide. Even if it's a fake suicide, it's a bit like the actions of women. Women like to cry, make trouble and commit suicide. I didn't expect you to learn this. It's really hopeless."

The general manager curled up on the sofa, closed his eyes and panted. He was angry now, and his subordinates firmly said that today he would mobilize his wife to promise to be his lover.

However, he didn't even see his subordinate's wife and was dragged to the kitchen to wash his stomach.

The general manager's stomach aches and pains. He had stomach trouble, so he almost lost his life.

The general manager struggled to get up. He swung his arm, slapped Yu Jing's husband and scolded: "you son of a bitch!"

After scolding, the general manager struggled to stand up and walked away.

Yu Jing's husband covers his face and stays there for a while.

The general manager left. He left in a mess. He threw all his fire on Yu Jing's husband.

Chang Wen patted Yu Jing's husband on the shoulder and asked, "brother, it seems that you can't steal a chicken. I said," if you don't act as an official, will you die? "

Yu Jing's husband stammered: "you... You all know?"

"Ha ha... Don't forget, I'm your wife's brother. Your wife says nothing to me."

Yu Jing's husband's face was full of shame and said: "I've been in the hands of my wife all my life."