Chapter 868

He sighed and said, "the red electric car fell into the pond. I want to pick it up, but the mud is too deep, so I have to give up. Fortunately, it's only bought for 300 yuan, and I don't feel sorry to lose it."

Hercules also came out of the room, heard that the electric car fell into the pond, asked: "brother, can you take me to the pond?"

He patted his chest and said, "no problem. I'll take you right away."

Fat girl said: "flat nose, this brother is my new brother, he is older than you, you have to call him big brother, I tell you, my brother's electric car has been stolen, if the electric car dropped in the pond is his, it will be fished up and returned to him."

He nodded his head and said, "fat sister, no problem. Since it's big brother's, give it back to him."

Hercules suddenly felt dizzy, he quickly helped the wall.

"What's the matter with you, little brother?"

"I'm getting drunk. It seems that I have to sleep and wake up."

"Little brother, I'll let them help you back."

Big ears and a flat nose left and right to support Hercules back to the old master Liu.

Thin monkey is ready to go out, see Hercules drunk was helped back, he said angrily: "Hercules, you are such a jerk! It's time for you to get drunk. I said, "are you looking for death?"

"Thin... Thin monkey, don't scold me. Let me sleep. I have important information to report to you..."

As soon as Hercules got to bed, he fell asleep.

Big ears and a flat nose turned and left.

The thin monkey looks at Hercules and is not angry. Now the fire is burning in his room. However, this guy doesn't know the heaven and earth. He goes to drink and gets drunk. It's really funny.

The thin monkey sighed and scolded: "you pig is a real pig. Mother, Liu Xiao married you. It's really flowers on the cow dung."

As soon as the voice fell, boss Liu came in and asked, "I heard Hercules was drunk?"

"Big brother, how do you know?"

"I just met two little brothers at the door. They told me that there was a big brother named Hercules who was drunk in fat girl's house, so they helped him back."

"Who's the fat girl?"

"Ha ha... Pangniu is a well-known person in the village in the city. She is 28 years old and still unmarried. I heard that she is going to be single all her life. She also made a poison oath in front of the Bodhisattva."

The thin monkey was surprised and muttered to himself, "strange, how can Hercules drink with fat girl?"

Boss Liu guessed: "although this fat girl is a woman, she is just like a man. She is very shrewd and good at communication. I guess Hercules must have met her. Hercules asked her about the E-bike, and she was very helpful. They got together and had a drink together."

"Big brother, fat girl has a lot of communication?"

"Ha ha... In this village in the city, the most famous person is Pangniu. First, she is a famous matchmaker in a ten mile radius. She introduces 90% of the marriages, with a success rate of 90%; Secondly, this girl is like a chivalrous woman. She is especially righteous and has some martial arts skills. Ordinary men are not her rivals. Naturally, such a wonderful woman will become famous. "

"Hercules shouldn't get drunk even if he is drinking with a fat girl."

"Thin monkey, don't blame Hercules, I think: he is the first time to drink with fat girl, fat girl is a woman, if you give Hercules a toast, you can't stop drinking. Besides, fat girl has a lot of alcohol, Hercules doesn't understand, you can drink one cup, I'll get drunk unconsciously."

"Brother, are you familiar with this fat girl?"

"Ha ha... How to say, originally, our relationship is very good, but I'm from the appearance Association. I think fat girl is too fat, and it shows the meaning of disdain. Maybe fat girl is aware of it, so I alienate from her."

"Oh, that's what happened."

Hercules slept into the night and didn't wake up until ten o'clock.

He sat up, rubbed his eyes, and asked, "skinny monkey, why isn't it light yet? Why did you get up so early? "

The thin monkey scolded fiercely: "Hercules, you are so bold that you are drunk and sleep for most of the day. I said, do you want to be fired? I just need a phone call, and Mr. Wang will turn you on immediately. "

Hercules patted his head and said with a smile: "I remember. I drink with fat girl at noon. I drink too much when I'm not careful. Skinny monkey, don't be angry. I also work when I drink."

"You... You still don't admit your mistake, you even talk shamelessly and sophisticate. You say that drinking is also a job. What achievements have you made in this work?"

"Ha ha... Thin monkey, I want to report an important thing to you. I found the red electric car with a crack in the rearview mirror."

The thin monkey was surprised and asked eagerly: "where is this electric car? In fat girl's house? "

Hercules shook his head and reported: "one of Pangniu's little brothers, big ear, stole a red electric car with cracks in the rearview mirror a month ago, and sold it to a flat nose the same day. Eleven days ago, when he rode this electric car back to the village in the city in the middle of the night, he accidentally fell into the pond because it was dark. He got up from the pond, but the electric car stayed in the pond. I was going to pick up this electric car this afternoon, but I felt dizzy as soon as I went out. "

The thin monkey asked pleasantly, "are you sure?"

"Of course I'm sure. The kid with a flat nose made it very clear that there was an obvious crack in the rearview mirror."

The thin monkey nodded and said, "well, this is a clue. Tomorrow morning, let's go and pick up the electric car from the pond."

The next morning, just after dawn, the thin monkey urged Hercules: "call fat girl quickly, let the flat nose come quickly, and take us to the pond."

Hercules immediately called Pangniu: "elder sister, please tell him to come to Mr. Liu immediately and take us to the pond to salvage the electric car."

"Little brother, are you sober?"

"I woke up last night, elder sister. I'm sorry to lose face in front of you. Let's drink one by one. I'm drunk, but you have nothing to do with me. I'm not as good as a woman. I feel blushing when I think about it."

"Little brother, you don't drink as much as I do. There's nothing to be ashamed of. Do you know how much I drink? I'll give you a fright if I tell you. "