Chapter 102: Chapter 102 Lame
Jiang Yanzhou casually replied, “It’s already settled.”
Zhao Yanshu and Jiang Jinshi exchanged a silent glance.
Zhao Yanshu asked, “Your uncle knows how to sweet-talk?”
Jiang Jinshi replied, “No, it’s probably that Sister Yangyang is forgiving and doesn’t care about it.”
Zhao Yanshu nodded in agreement and said, “That’s right, it must be like that.”
Jiang Jinshi said in a childish voice, “My mommy said that when chasing a girl, you must be patient and never give her the cold shoulder. If she ignores you, you should cry and beg her, kneel down, bow, and act stubbornly!”
Jiang Yanzhou remained silent. He wondered why Jiang Ruzi always taught her son such crooked ways.
“Uncle, you should confess your feelings quickly!” Jiang Jinshi said anxiously, “That Qin guy has already confessed his love to Sister Yangyang in front of the camera!”
Zhao Yanshu urged him, “Don’t wait until it’s too late, confess your feelings now! ”
Jiang Yanzhou replied, “She didn’t agree.”
Zhao Yanshu gritted his teeth and said, “She might just say yes to the next one!”
Jiang Jinshi immediately echoed, “Yeah, if I confess my love to Sister Yangyang, she will definitely say yes!”
Zhao Yanshu couldn’t help but laugh, “You’re not very likable, Uncle!”
Jiang Jinshi glared angrily at Zhao Yanshu and scolded him, “Who are you calling Uncle?”
Zhao Yanshu awkwardly touched his nose and said, “It was a slip of the tongue.”
After hanging up the phone, Jiang Yanzhou turned his head and looked at Lu Yang, who was not far away grilling fish.
Jiang Yanzhou narrowed his eyes slightly.
Lu Yang was very clever and knew what she wanted. She understood without a word, that once you showed obvious signs of liking her, she would firmly reject you in a graceful manner.
Chasing her was not easy.
But he had to do it.
Lu Mingyu was tying crabs with the thin vines that Lu Yang had brought back. Suddenly, he remembered something and called out to Lu Yang.
“Yangyang.”
Lu Yang shifted her gaze toward him.
Lu Mingyu grinned and said, “Let me tell you a few jokes.”
Lu Yang replied, “Okay.”
“Lu Mingyu is here with his dark humor!”
“Lees see ifhe can make Lu Yang laugh. We’re waiting!”
“Oh, here I am! How can the jokes of the national treasure siblings be complete without me?’
Lu Mingyu pondered for a moment, planning to gradually proceed with a simple one first.
He said, “The crab that was sound asleep was awakened by stir-fry.” Lu Yang lightly smiled and agreed, “Can stir-frying crab really wake it up?” “Of course!” replied Lu Mingyu.
“With the presence of the national treasure siblings’ filters, this pun is barely passable. ”
Lu Mingyu continued with great emotion, “One day, a crab was out and accidentally bumped into a turtle. The turtle, angry, said, ‘Are you blind?!”‘
“Guess what the crab said?”
Lu Yang’s eyes rolled twice, pretending to think, and then spoke, “What did it
“The crab said, ‘No, I’m a crab, not a shrimp!”‘
Lu Yang laughed lightly, her brows and eyes curved like the moon. She turned the grilled fish while saying, “Brother, let me tell you a joke.” Lu Mingyu was elated and eagerly waited for her to continue.
“One day, a cow called the horse and angrily said, ‘Are you deaf?!’ The horse replied, ‘No, I’m a horse, not a dragon.”‘
As soon as she finished, Lu Mingyu seemed to have been tickled and couldn’t stop laughing, his laughter echoing throughout the live stream.
“Wow, Sister Yang is amazing! Using one pun to defeat anotherpun!”
“Hahaha, I didn’t think it was that funny, but Lu Yangs smile and Lu Mingyu’s laughter were so infectious, they might make me laugh to death!”
“Lu Mingyu’s noble and aloofimage is gone. ”
Pei Yiwu processed the bamboo shoots, sliced them, and when he came back, she found that Lu Mingyu was laughing non-stop like a fool.
She wondered, “Did your brother eat a Laughing Candy?”
“No,” Lu Yang’s black and bright eyes were filled with a contented smile, “He told a joke and amused himself.”
Pei Yiwu had watched variety shows before and knew that Lu Mingyu’s jokes were not very good. Only Lu Yang would cooperate with him, but… he didn’t seem to laugh that much himself, did he?
Lu Yang gave the fish a turn, making them heat evenly, and asked, “Mingyu, do you have another joke?”
Lu Mingyu immediately stopped laughing, leaned his elbow on his knee, and tilted his upper body slightly towards Lu Yang, saying, “Yes. Do you know why foxes can’t stand up?”
“Why?” asked Lu Yang.
“Because they are sly, and their feet are slippery!”
“Huh?”
Pei Yiwu’s mind was like a tangled ball of wire, difficult to unravel.
So lame… such a lame joke.
When she looked at Lu Yang, she found that she was laughing again.
Her smile came from the heart, not a forced polite smile.
Lu Yang used a stick to remove the ash from the charcoal and glanced at Jiang Yanzhou and the producer not far away, suppressing her smile.
Although she was certain that Jiang Yanzhou wouldn’t harm her brother, she always felt that he was somehow involved in this.
Currently, Lu Yang had two doubts in her mind:
Firstly, Lu Mingyu didn’t know that Jiang Yanzhou had already known her, but Jiang Yanzhou might have already known that she was Lu Mingyu’s sister.
Secondly, Lu Mingyu and Jiang Yanzhou met each other in a strange way, and why did her foolish brother trust him so much?
However, the biggest worry for Lu Yang at the moment is the online haters of “Killing the Swan”.
Currently, many netizens are too extreme. Once they dislike someone or something, they will deny everything about them.
This situation makes it difficult to achieve a situation where a hundred flowers bloom.
When dislike has become a fixed fact, defending oneself becomes a sophistry.
Lu Yang understands this truth. As for the netizens who blacken Lu Mingyu, they can change their minds at any time, but some people will never change. These insecure people cannot accept different viewpoints.
Even if Lu Mingyu becomes money, some people will still dislike him. The people who blacken him will always exist, but she tries to reduce the obstacles for him on his path to pursuing music.
Lu Mingyu steamed the crabs he had tied up, and when he looked at Lu Yang, he noticed that her eyebrows had unconsciously furrowed.
He came up with a clever idea, grabbed one of the crabs, and forcefully tore off one of its legs. He held it up and said brightly,
“Yangyang, look. I’m a crab now. My claws are gone.”
Lu Yang looked over at the sound of his voice and saw Lu Mingyu holding a crab with a wrinkled nose. He looked like a cute and silly little puppy, which made her chuckle.
“Oh mygod, Lu Mingyu unlocked a new smile on Lu Yang, he’s so amazing!” “Hahaha, no claws, no money, this is funnier than before hahaha. ”
“Learned it! I’m going to save this emoji and send it to myparents when I’m broke!”
Pei Yiwu turned around curiously and saw Lu Mingyu’s appearance, which made her burst into laughter.
The audience in the live stream room burst into laughter, enjoying themselves immensely.
However, in the next second, Lu Yang’s smile disappeared instantly..
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