Chapter 251： Rotten style

Valencia, north of Los Angeles, near a theater at the California Institute of the Arts, just finished the early screening of "House of the Dead"

Logan, an investigator from the Cinema partner company, waited near the exit early.

Seeing a young Latino coming by, Logan quickly stepped forward and said, "Hello, my name is Logan..."

He briefly introduced himself and asked: "Can you comment on the "House of Death" that you just watched? If you score according to ABCDE, which level do you score?"

Latino is young as if it had just eaten shit: "This is definitely a super bad movie in the zombie movie!"

Logan has never seen a movie, he was a little surprised. It seemed that the movie was very popular before it was released, and there was hype about the debut of the wealthy daughter of the Hilton family.

"How about scoring?" he asked.

The Latino youth pouted, "D! No, D—!"

Is it so bad? Logan quickly took notes, then gave a little gift, and said, "Thank you for your scoring and evaluation."

Logan stopped another white guy in the back.

"The beginning is full of game screens, but even if I love to go to the arcade to play that game, I still have to say that this is a big bad movie." The white guy is more peaceful: "If you rate it, it's D."

asked several people in a row, and the highest score Logan got was only "D".

From point to point, years of experience in the industry, Logan can clearly judge that "House of Death" is a big bad movie!

Even those who were attracted to watch the film by Paris Hilton said that the film was super bad.

"The score for this film is also E!"

Hearing another fan’s evaluation, Logan simply didn’t know what to say. In Cinema’s evaluation criteria, films rated at E are the kind of films that shouldn’t be shot.

But what the fan said later refreshed Logan's perception: "But this film has a bad style and a bad taste. I like it!"

Logan watched the fans walk away happily, and he almost couldn't hold back a sentence.

There are such people behind.

"People who like bad movies must watch it!"

"The film is terrible, but I watched it very happy."

"Cow! It's amazing! This is definitely a masterpiece in a bad movie!"

"The bad movie "House of Death" is very rare, watch it and cherish it."

These people gave "House of Death" a rating below "D", but they said they watched it very excitingly.

Logan didn't understand, it was his brain fault or the brain fault of these young people.

Since it's a bad movie, why do you still think it looks good?

Is there any change in the movie market that he doesn't understand?

Logan is a little confused.

At midnight, Eric returned home and immediately started rushing for the draft. His good professional ethics made him decide to send out the film review as soon as possible.

Be sure to spray the movie "House of Death" well.

Recalling the movies he had seen, Eric seemed to feel the horror of director Uvi Bauer again.

This kind of horror inspired Eric to quickly write a magnificent film review without sacrificing acrimony and personal attacks.

In addition to the director Uvi Bauer, according to the agreement, he targeted the target of the attack on Paris Hilton, who is very hot recently.

That night, Eric posted the film review on his blog. The next day it appeared in the "National Herald", and it was quickly reprinted and spread to various movie sites and forums on the Internet.

This film review also attracted great attention.

Ronan read the comments from the newspaper Paris-Hilton gave him when Paris-Hilton found his office before get off work on Friday.

"This film critic is too much." Paris-Hilton said.

Ronan took the newspaper, flipped through it and said, "What's the matter?"

Seeing the name of the "National Herald", Ronan understood what was going on. As for Paris-Hilton to see this newspaper, he was not surprised at all. Now Paris-Hilton is following the crew. After running the propaganda, the crew of "The House of Death" was full of staff from Embassy Pictures. It was too simple to let Paris-Hilton see a newspaper.

Paris-Hilton gritted his teeth and said, "I want someone to kill him!"

Ronan said relievedly: "Don't get angry, wait until I finish reading."

Paris-Hilton was sitting on the sofa, sulking alone, and the good mood of the new movie was all ruining.

Ronan quickly saw the commentary posted by a full-time film critic signed "Eric".

"There is no best director in the world, but there is the worst director. Uvi Bauer, the director of the just-released "House of Death", can be ranked among the worst with his film."

"This movie based on the game of the same name has an extremely boring shooting style and an extremely incomparable quality of work! Uvi-Bauer's poor director skills are completely challenging the audience's patience! Now those bad film directors finally They can take a breath. They can raise their heads, smile and sing a song in their hearts: It's okay, after all, I haven't made a movie as bad as "House of Death."

"The same bad thing is Miss Paris Hilton, who has been very popular recently. This rich daughter doesn't understand what a performance is. In the movie, she is no different from Wood. The overall feeling is that she is a fancy rich girl, scratching her head but very boring. She should go back to the Hilton Hotel to be her princess. There are many ways to become famous, instead of playing this terrible role."

"The movie "House of Death" is so bad that I don't even want to give it a star. The filming is really bad. The scene of killing zombies is too long, and there are cumbersome rookies in the first half and sharpshooters in the second half. It’s a slow-motion close-up of the character. It’s disgusting, pornographic, and thankless. I feel like I’m blinded by my eyes. It’s not a horror movie or a comedy movie. It’s destined to be a bad movie to be cast aside!"

"At the end of the premiere, no one applauded at the scene. It wasn't until a few minutes later that there were sporadic applause, but the applause was more polite. This shows the audience's aversion to the film."

"I'm sure that this film will fail! Shooting such a bad film will inevitably be punished by the market! If the North American box office of "Dance of Death" exceeds $10 million, I will drink Paris-Hilton's footwash !"

Seeing this, Ronan nodded to himself, is this David Villa’s idea? Should be eye-catching? After all, during this period of time, Paris-Hilton really had a fire with the help of Embassy Pictures.

I remember that there was an NBA player who didn’t remember his name in his previous life. He said he wanted to drink Scarlett Johansson’s bath water. As a result, he became a long-lasting stalk among netizens just like golf.

Ronan put down the newspaper and glanced at Paris Hilton who was still sulking. It seemed that her reaction was greater than expected.

In this case, there should be no problem.

Paris-Hilton saw Ronan finish reading the newspaper and immediately said angrily: "Ronan, do you know where this newspaper is?"

Ronan looked at Paris-Hilton in surprise, and asked, "What do you want to do?"

"I'm going to set fire!" Paris-Hilton said viciously: "Go and burn the editorial office of this newspaper!"

Ronan quickly persuaded: "Paris, don't be impulsive! Calm down."

Paris-Hilton, the spoiled and adored eldest lady, said: "I can't swallow this breath."

"Calm down first." Ronan took a glass of water for Paris-Hilton, put it on the table, and said: "Paris, if you want to be a star in the future, you have to get used to the cynicism of film critics. They think that only film critics are talented. It is the criterion for judging the quality of movies and actors."

He smiled and said, "But actually, it's not."

Paris-Hilton looked at Ronan and didn't understand what he meant.

Ronan added: "Hollywood is actually very simple. For actors, the audience likes you and supports you, you are the best."

Paris-Hilton asked: "Do the audience like me?"

Ronan returned to his desk, took a survey report, and handed it to Paris-Hilton. At the same time, he said: "This is a piece of statistics from the Embassy Pictures. The basic sample survey showed that the "House of Death" was played in advance last night. During the screening, nearly 60% of the audience said that they chose to watch the movie "House of the Dead" because they were influenced by Paris Hilton."

Paris-Hilton hurriedly went to check the report and asked: "Really?"

Ronan said, "The audience likes you."

To be precise, the public appreciates Paris-Hilton's current personality.

Seeing the data on the report, Paris-Hilton seemed to feel better, but she still said, "Is it just that people scold me? Don't you fight back?"

"Fight back! Why not fight back!" Ronan said: "Paris Have you ever thought about it, this is actually a good opportunity to continue to expand your popularity."

When I heard that I could be more famous, Paris-Hilton immediately came to my mind and asked: "How can this be a good opportunity?"

Ronan paced back and forth, seeming to be thinking about important issues.

"You should speak quickly!" Paris-Hilton urged a little impatiently.

Ronan sighed secretly. This kind of spoiled eldest lady is really not good-tempered. He stopped and said slowly: "We have a strategy to fight back so that this matter can become a hot news. You publicly respond to this called Ai. What Rick’s film critic said."

"That's it?" Paris-Hilton was quite disappointed: "It's too..."

Ronan raised his hand to interrupt her, and said, "Paris, do you think this Eric is annoying? Must be punished?"

Paris-Hilton hardly considered anything, and said, "Yes! Ronan, do you have a way?"

Ronan smiled and said, "Didn’t he want to drink your footwash? We will satisfy him."

"I want him to drink my foot wash too!" Paris-Hilton has a bold personality, and she is not embarrassed to say: "But..."

Ronan said: "According to incomplete statistics, "House of the Dead" and the North American box office, including yesterday’s advance show, have already reached nearly $6 million!

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