Chapter 523： War Book
In the office of Relativity Entertainment, Ronan got the first-hand data feedback of the screening. According to the on-site survey statistics conducted by Embassy Pictures, the audition reputation of "Dungeon Siege" is really appalling.
If it were a normal movie, he probably wouldn't have the face to look at the data.
Fortunately, "Dungeon Siege" is not a movie that follows the normal operation. The bad thing is laid out in the open, as a selling point.
According to the statistics of the trial screening, media reporters scored an average of 33 points and film critics scored an average of 27 points.
In general, it is almost the same as expected.
This film, if it were scored by the Cinema audience, it would be "D" at most.
It may even be lower.
It was not only the data that passed to Ronan, but also the promotion and distribution of the film at the same time. Although Ronan didn't ask about the specific work, the Embassy Pictures would still routinely copy the report through office software.
Because of the precedent of "House of Death", the work in theaters went smoothly. In addition, October is also considered the off-season of movies, "Dungeon Siege" can be opened in North America with more than 2500 theaters.
In addition, the overseas release of the film is also in preparation.
To Ronan's surprise, the other side of the Pacific also decided to introduce "Dungeon Siege", but not as a sub-ledger, but wanted to directly buy out the cinema projection rights in that market.
Embassy Pictures is in talks. If nothing else, after the first week of box office in North America, the two parties will soon sign a contract.
Selling out can also add an extra income.
The trial screening of "Dungeon Siege" ended, and the media was full of negative reviews.
Uvi-Bauer also saw it. As soon as he went to work today, he got a copy of the "Los Angeles Times" with an article from a film critic on it that criticized him and his film for nothing.
"What I saw was only a poorly minded plot, shoddy set and makeup. It was a video adapted from a video game, and all aspects of production were at the B level. The cheap computer special effects were not as clear as the textures on the PS2. From the beginning to the end, the film is full of uncontrolled background music, almost to the point of flooding into noise. The chaos of the war scenes makes people doubt the director’s scheduling ability, and the plot rhythm is even more unpredictable, and it drags on. How many hours."
"It's a sin to watch this movie. It's like being locked in a dungeon, enduring visual and auditory torture. You have to be prepared in advance. Even though Uvi-Bauer only made two films, his There is no worst movie, only worse!"
Even if he was prepared, Uvi-Bauer was still spitting fire in his nose. As a director, he worked so hard for more than ten months and worked so much for this. He got up at five o'clock in the morning to prepare. I watched and studied the camera at night until eleven o'clock, and even my hair became white.
The results of it? In the eyes of these **** film critics, the fruits of other people's hard work are so worthless!
What's more, there are personal attacks.
"The director of this film definitely has a problem! He ruined the shooting game "House of Death", not to mention, he tried to practice "Dungeon Siege", and "Dungeon Siege" was worse than "House of Death". After watching me It's **** angry, the director stays at home when he is stupid, don't run out to insult the audience's IQ, this will only make you more retarded!"
Uvi-Bauer stuck in his throat, not knowing how to vent.
Is this a film review? Okay, my movie is bad, you think the movie is OK? Why engage in personal attacks?
At this moment, Little Treasure entered it completely, almost forgetting that this was a plan.
In the end, Uvi-Bauer saw that in the "Premiere" magazine not only a personal attack, but also a serious provocative film review!
"Uvi-Bauer, you bastard! Do you dare to be responsible for making a bad film? Do you dare to show up in front of me and let me beat you? A coward, a cowardly director, who has the ability to stand up and be responsible for your bad film!"
The signature on the film review is Charles Eric!
Uvi-Bauer swears that he remembered this name and will never forget it!
boom--
Uvi-Bauer's fist hit the desk hard, and shouted at the assistant: "Diane, find the media! I have something to say!"
Diane Kirkla walked into the office with blond hair and said, "Mr. Bower, the media has already been in touch."
Hearing this, Uvi-Bauer reacted, it was all designed.
But thinking of that provocative film review, I still couldn't help but roll with anger. Since I dared to jump out and provoked, whether you got it specifically, you must be beaten back!
Uvi Bauer clenched his fist: I haven't practiced in vain in these 20 years of boxing! Don’t you want to beat me up in public? See who beats who! If I can KO you directly, I will change my name to Bauer Uwe!
Soon, many journalists walked into Uvi Bauer's office, accompanied by the press officer of the Embassy Pictures.
The angry Xiaobao not only accused the film critics of being mean, but also made a sharp counterattack.
In this world, there is never a shortage of people who watch the excitement.
After the intense work of the morning, after lunch, Gene, like most of his colleagues, used the office computer to log in to his mailbox and online account to see if he received the latest emails or news.
Among them, Netflix sharing is his focus.
Since discovering this feature, Gene has become a loyal user of Netflix sharing, and will go up to see if he takes the time, even if he does not publish information, he still wants to know what his friends are doing.
Then, he saw a message forwarded by a netizen in the circle of friends.
That was a film review posted by a film critic.
Gene was originally a movie fan. After reading the film review seriously, he only saw half of it and frowned unconsciously. This film critic was a bit too much. The film critic did not care about the film. How could he personally attack the director?
He also claimed to beat the director!
Is this a film critic or a gang member?
Thanks to the comments of the film critic, Gene also remembered two names-"Dungeon Siege" and its director Uvi Bauer.
"Dungeon Siege" is a game, he knows that, but Uvi-Bauer has not heard of it.
No matter who the director is, it would be very unhappy to be scolded by film critics like this, right?
At the end, Gene was surprised to find that Uvi=Bauer, who was called Charles-Eric’s attack, actually responded in person!
"Aren't you looking for me? I'm here. You can comment on how my movie was made, but you want to hit me? Well, I accepted your provocation! I want to fight you! Let you realize that German directors are real men!"
Gene scratched his head, which was a bit unexpected.
Looking down, Charles Eric also replied: Do you dare? You won't be as bad as your film, will you? Fight with me? You can not!
Where can a real man tolerate others saying no, Uvi-Bauer replied below: Can you know it after you fight!
Charles-Eric is awe-inspiring: Your bad movies have poisoned so many fans, I must ask for justice for them! I said, I want to shoot you out of the movie circle! If you were beaten by me, would you dare to quit Hollywood? Dare to stop making movies in the future?
Uvi-Bauer is unambiguous: no problem!
Gene was quite surprised. Is this director and film critic really going to fight? This is so rare, it seems that Hollywood has never seen it before!
"What's the matter, Gene?" A colleague just happened to look over here. Seeing Gene's surprised expression, he couldn't help but curiously asked: "What happened?"
Gene pointed to his computer screen: "A professional film critic and a director are making appointments online!"
The colleagues were also quite surprised, more curious: "The film critic and the director have an appointment? Interesting! Interesting! Why?"
Gene felt that one sentence could not be said clearly: "I will send you a link, you can read it for yourself."
"Netflix?" the colleague said, "No, I will log in by myself."
Gene raised his head and looked at him: "Did you share with Netflix?"
The colleague said with a smile: "Yes! Last time I saw you use it, I also registered an account, the function is really good."
He landed on Netflix quickly and quickly saw the message that was forwarded hundreds of thousands of times. After reading it, he couldn't help but laugh: "It's so interesting! I don't know where they are dating, so we can go to the scene to see it."
"What appointment?" His words caught the attention of colleagues in the office.
Everyone is young, and the acceptance of this kind of news is very high. A group of people quickly became onlookers online.
Gene flipped through the replies of the onlookers who followed the news.
"Where are you calling? Can you give me a time and address? We can cheer you on."
"You don't just play around, do you?"
"How about the movie "Dungeon Siege"? I just checked it and it will be released this month."
"It should be very joyful. I watched the last "House of Death" directed by Uvi-Bauer. It was bad, but it was quite interesting and very entertaining!"
"Support Xiaobao!"
"Support our little treasure to blow up that vicious film critic!"
"I want to form a Xiaobao support team!"
Gene found that most of the netizens are actually on the side of Uvi-Bauer.
Perhaps the critic's remarks and provocations are too vicious!
If he was allowed to choose, he would be on Uvi Bauer's side.
Gene also reposted the news. After reposting, he looked at it and found that there were hundreds of thousands of page views.
This matter obviously caused concern.
By the next day, Gene discovered that the people who followed the Uvi-Bauer and Charles-Eric's appointments were not limited to the Internet, and even many paper media had reports.
The two parties also accepted interviews by media reporters, and both showed disdain for each other.
What's even more surprising is that when Uvi Bauer participated in a reality show this weekend night, he officially responded to the provocation of the critics.
"Because of a movie, it is unfair to judge the director casually. There are still people who want to kill me and make it like a **** hatred. This is far beyond the scope of normal comments on a movie or a person. . Charles-Eric, the keyboard party, will only hurt people on the Internet. There is a kind of fight with me like you said. If you can’t enjoy my movie, you should at least show your ability first and win. If you don’t, please come back to haw, otherwise please shut up."
Uvi-Bauer issued a war letter through the show, inviting the film critic who hated him to fight him in the boxing ring ten days later.
At the weekend, Charles Erik responded publicly and took over the information war, claiming to represent the fans who have been harmed by Uvi Bauer's bad films and give him a severe lesson.
https://
Genius remembers this site address in one second:. Mobile version reading URL:
If it were a normal movie, he probably wouldn't have the face to look at the data.
Fortunately, "Dungeon Siege" is not a movie that follows the normal operation. The bad thing is laid out in the open, as a selling point.
According to the statistics of the trial screening, media reporters scored an average of 33 points and film critics scored an average of 27 points.
In general, it is almost the same as expected.
This film, if it were scored by the Cinema audience, it would be "D" at most.
It may even be lower.
It was not only the data that passed to Ronan, but also the promotion and distribution of the film at the same time. Although Ronan didn't ask about the specific work, the Embassy Pictures would still routinely copy the report through office software.
Because of the precedent of "House of Death", the work in theaters went smoothly. In addition, October is also considered the off-season of movies, "Dungeon Siege" can be opened in North America with more than 2500 theaters.
In addition, the overseas release of the film is also in preparation.
To Ronan's surprise, the other side of the Pacific also decided to introduce "Dungeon Siege", but not as a sub-ledger, but wanted to directly buy out the cinema projection rights in that market.
Embassy Pictures is in talks. If nothing else, after the first week of box office in North America, the two parties will soon sign a contract.
Selling out can also add an extra income.
The trial screening of "Dungeon Siege" ended, and the media was full of negative reviews.
Uvi-Bauer also saw it. As soon as he went to work today, he got a copy of the "Los Angeles Times" with an article from a film critic on it that criticized him and his film for nothing.
"What I saw was only a poorly minded plot, shoddy set and makeup. It was a video adapted from a video game, and all aspects of production were at the B level. The cheap computer special effects were not as clear as the textures on the PS2. From the beginning to the end, the film is full of uncontrolled background music, almost to the point of flooding into noise. The chaos of the war scenes makes people doubt the director’s scheduling ability, and the plot rhythm is even more unpredictable, and it drags on. How many hours."
"It's a sin to watch this movie. It's like being locked in a dungeon, enduring visual and auditory torture. You have to be prepared in advance. Even though Uvi-Bauer only made two films, his There is no worst movie, only worse!"
Even if he was prepared, Uvi-Bauer was still spitting fire in his nose. As a director, he worked so hard for more than ten months and worked so much for this. He got up at five o'clock in the morning to prepare. I watched and studied the camera at night until eleven o'clock, and even my hair became white.
The results of it? In the eyes of these **** film critics, the fruits of other people's hard work are so worthless!
What's more, there are personal attacks.
"The director of this film definitely has a problem! He ruined the shooting game "House of Death", not to mention, he tried to practice "Dungeon Siege", and "Dungeon Siege" was worse than "House of Death". After watching me It's **** angry, the director stays at home when he is stupid, don't run out to insult the audience's IQ, this will only make you more retarded!"
Uvi-Bauer stuck in his throat, not knowing how to vent.
Is this a film review? Okay, my movie is bad, you think the movie is OK? Why engage in personal attacks?
At this moment, Little Treasure entered it completely, almost forgetting that this was a plan.
In the end, Uvi-Bauer saw that in the "Premiere" magazine not only a personal attack, but also a serious provocative film review!
"Uvi-Bauer, you bastard! Do you dare to be responsible for making a bad film? Do you dare to show up in front of me and let me beat you? A coward, a cowardly director, who has the ability to stand up and be responsible for your bad film!"
The signature on the film review is Charles Eric!
Uvi-Bauer swears that he remembered this name and will never forget it!
boom--
Uvi-Bauer's fist hit the desk hard, and shouted at the assistant: "Diane, find the media! I have something to say!"
Diane Kirkla walked into the office with blond hair and said, "Mr. Bower, the media has already been in touch."
Hearing this, Uvi-Bauer reacted, it was all designed.
But thinking of that provocative film review, I still couldn't help but roll with anger. Since I dared to jump out and provoked, whether you got it specifically, you must be beaten back!
Uvi Bauer clenched his fist: I haven't practiced in vain in these 20 years of boxing! Don’t you want to beat me up in public? See who beats who! If I can KO you directly, I will change my name to Bauer Uwe!
Soon, many journalists walked into Uvi Bauer's office, accompanied by the press officer of the Embassy Pictures.
The angry Xiaobao not only accused the film critics of being mean, but also made a sharp counterattack.
In this world, there is never a shortage of people who watch the excitement.
After the intense work of the morning, after lunch, Gene, like most of his colleagues, used the office computer to log in to his mailbox and online account to see if he received the latest emails or news.
Among them, Netflix sharing is his focus.
Since discovering this feature, Gene has become a loyal user of Netflix sharing, and will go up to see if he takes the time, even if he does not publish information, he still wants to know what his friends are doing.
Then, he saw a message forwarded by a netizen in the circle of friends.
That was a film review posted by a film critic.
Gene was originally a movie fan. After reading the film review seriously, he only saw half of it and frowned unconsciously. This film critic was a bit too much. The film critic did not care about the film. How could he personally attack the director?
He also claimed to beat the director!
Is this a film critic or a gang member?
Thanks to the comments of the film critic, Gene also remembered two names-"Dungeon Siege" and its director Uvi Bauer.
"Dungeon Siege" is a game, he knows that, but Uvi-Bauer has not heard of it.
No matter who the director is, it would be very unhappy to be scolded by film critics like this, right?
At the end, Gene was surprised to find that Uvi=Bauer, who was called Charles-Eric’s attack, actually responded in person!
"Aren't you looking for me? I'm here. You can comment on how my movie was made, but you want to hit me? Well, I accepted your provocation! I want to fight you! Let you realize that German directors are real men!"
Gene scratched his head, which was a bit unexpected.
Looking down, Charles Eric also replied: Do you dare? You won't be as bad as your film, will you? Fight with me? You can not!
Where can a real man tolerate others saying no, Uvi-Bauer replied below: Can you know it after you fight!
Charles-Eric is awe-inspiring: Your bad movies have poisoned so many fans, I must ask for justice for them! I said, I want to shoot you out of the movie circle! If you were beaten by me, would you dare to quit Hollywood? Dare to stop making movies in the future?
Uvi-Bauer is unambiguous: no problem!
Gene was quite surprised. Is this director and film critic really going to fight? This is so rare, it seems that Hollywood has never seen it before!
"What's the matter, Gene?" A colleague just happened to look over here. Seeing Gene's surprised expression, he couldn't help but curiously asked: "What happened?"
Gene pointed to his computer screen: "A professional film critic and a director are making appointments online!"
The colleagues were also quite surprised, more curious: "The film critic and the director have an appointment? Interesting! Interesting! Why?"
Gene felt that one sentence could not be said clearly: "I will send you a link, you can read it for yourself."
"Netflix?" the colleague said, "No, I will log in by myself."
Gene raised his head and looked at him: "Did you share with Netflix?"
The colleague said with a smile: "Yes! Last time I saw you use it, I also registered an account, the function is really good."
He landed on Netflix quickly and quickly saw the message that was forwarded hundreds of thousands of times. After reading it, he couldn't help but laugh: "It's so interesting! I don't know where they are dating, so we can go to the scene to see it."
"What appointment?" His words caught the attention of colleagues in the office.
Everyone is young, and the acceptance of this kind of news is very high. A group of people quickly became onlookers online.
Gene flipped through the replies of the onlookers who followed the news.
"Where are you calling? Can you give me a time and address? We can cheer you on."
"You don't just play around, do you?"
"How about the movie "Dungeon Siege"? I just checked it and it will be released this month."
"It should be very joyful. I watched the last "House of Death" directed by Uvi-Bauer. It was bad, but it was quite interesting and very entertaining!"
"Support Xiaobao!"
"Support our little treasure to blow up that vicious film critic!"
"I want to form a Xiaobao support team!"
Gene found that most of the netizens are actually on the side of Uvi-Bauer.
Perhaps the critic's remarks and provocations are too vicious!
If he was allowed to choose, he would be on Uvi Bauer's side.
Gene also reposted the news. After reposting, he looked at it and found that there were hundreds of thousands of page views.
This matter obviously caused concern.
By the next day, Gene discovered that the people who followed the Uvi-Bauer and Charles-Eric's appointments were not limited to the Internet, and even many paper media had reports.
The two parties also accepted interviews by media reporters, and both showed disdain for each other.
What's even more surprising is that when Uvi Bauer participated in a reality show this weekend night, he officially responded to the provocation of the critics.
"Because of a movie, it is unfair to judge the director casually. There are still people who want to kill me and make it like a **** hatred. This is far beyond the scope of normal comments on a movie or a person. . Charles-Eric, the keyboard party, will only hurt people on the Internet. There is a kind of fight with me like you said. If you can’t enjoy my movie, you should at least show your ability first and win. If you don’t, please come back to haw, otherwise please shut up."
Uvi-Bauer issued a war letter through the show, inviting the film critic who hated him to fight him in the boxing ring ten days later.
At the weekend, Charles Erik responded publicly and took over the information war, claiming to represent the fans who have been harmed by Uvi Bauer's bad films and give him a severe lesson.
https://
Genius remembers this site address in one second:. Mobile version reading URL:
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