v1000 Chapter 657： make a fool of yourself
Chapter 657 Embarrassed
Fearing that his future sister-in-law would be unhappy, Yang Bo deliberately ordered a cup of spiritual flower tea that girls prefer to drink, and asked the boss to put spiritual honey.
Probably because she was too thirsty, Xiangzhen didn't dislike the poor quality of the tea, and drank it all in one gulp.
"噗~"
Not long after drinking tea, Xiangzhen farts loudly.
There was a very sour fart smell in the air, Yang Bo couldn't say anything, so he could only hold his breath.
Xiangzhen was so embarrassed that the top of her head was about to smoke.
After finally waiting for the fart smell to dissipate, Yang Bo opened his mouth to breathe in fresh air.
"Puff puff puff~"
Xiangzhen let out several loud and smelly serial farts.
Yang Bo was speechless, so he continued to hold his breath.
Fortunately, his cultivation base is advanced, and it is not difficult to seal the five senses. Poor Xiangzhen was hit by the immobilization spell, unable to use her spiritual power, unable to control her body's physiological reactions, and was disgusted and nauseated by her own fart.
The smell of fart was so strong that people passing by could smell it. It was very strange, "It stinks, what is it?"
"Why do I smell like someone farted."
"Who farts so stinky, it's too immoral..."
Everyone talked about each other, Xiangzhen's face was flushed, and she didn't dare to breathe, for fear of being found out that it was her farting.
Kneeling in the street is enough to embarrass her, but if she is rumored to fart and smoke a street, she simply doesn't want to live.
Murphy's Law tells us that the more we fear something, the more likely it will happen.
"Puff puff puff puff ~"
I don't know if it was because I was too nervous or what, Xiangzhen farted again, louder and longer than the previous two times, and the smell was naturally stronger.
The people around immediately ran away covering their noses like birds and beasts.
"It turns out that fairy was right. Princess Xiangzhen really likes to fart."
"Wa hahaha…"
A burst of laughter erupted around.
Xiangzhen was so angry that her eyes turned black, and she almost fainted.
At this time, she finally realized that there must be something wrong with the tea.
She has been fasting recently, so it is impossible to have a physiological reaction to fart, except that she just drank a cup of spiritual flower tea of unknown origin.
She glared at Yang Bo angrily, "What did you drink for me just now!?"
Yang Bo was stunned for a moment, and replied with a guilty conscience: "It's spiritual flower tea. The boss who sells the tea said it can beautify the skin."
"There is a problem with the tea, go find the tea seller!"
"Oh."
Yang Bo turned around to look for the tea seller, he took a closer look, oh well, there is no shadow of the tea stall.
He quickly pulled a passerby standing by the side of the road and asked, "Where's the old man who sells tea here?"
"Oh, he may close the stall."
"Closed the stall?"
"Yeah, he opened the stall very casually, sometimes in the morning, sometimes in the afternoon, and sometimes in the evening."
Yang Bo also realized at this time that there must be something wrong with that person, otherwise he wouldn't have closed the stall as soon as he sold his tea.
"Do you know where he lives?"
The man pointed to the huge mountain towering behind him, "I live on Nuwa Mountain."
"..."
Nima, the entire Tianwaitian is just one Nuwa Mountain. If you don’t live on the mountain, do you live in the sky?
Don't look at this mountain, it's not much smaller than Brahma Realm.
Finding someone is harder than finding a needle in a haystack.
"Do you know the exact address of this person?"
The man didn't make a sound, but made a gesture asking for money.
Yang Bo had no choice but to take out a hundred fairy crystals.
The man didn't answer, and didn't make a sound, just looked at him like that, with a mocking expression on his face, as if saying, that's it?
Yang Bo gritted his teeth and took out a thousand fairy crystals.
The man directly turned his head to one side, obviously looking down on it.
Yang Bo was so angry that his face turned blue, so he turned his head to ask others, but after many inquiries, no one knew where the tea seller lived, and even many people didn't know that there was a tea seller here.
After inquiring around, he still didn’t find any news. Xiangzhen, who was kneeling on the ground, was still farting.
"How much do you want?"
The man chuckled, "I'll show you the way, isn't it too much to have a cup of tea?"
Yang Bo just wanted to say something when he saw the man pointing to Tianming Pavilion, "I'm not greedy, just a cup of Tianming Pavilion's Laojunxian tea."
Yang Bo vomited blood.
Laojun Immortal Tea is a high-grade immortal tea in Tianming Pavilion, and a cup costs 600,000 immortal crystals.
He originally went to the roadside to buy spirit flower tea because he was greedy for cheap, but he was tricked, and now he has to pay 600,000 yuan instead.
Before today, 600,000 immortal crystals were just drizzle to Yang Bo.
But it is different now, he has a whole lot of debt, not to mention 600,000, even 60 immortal crystals he is reluctant to part with.
If you don’t find the boss who sells tea, the sister-in-law will continue to fart in the future, and when the eldest brother knows that he has humiliated Xiangzhen for a mere 100,000 fairy crystals, he will definitely not forgive him lightly.
Yang Bo could only reluctantly give the other party 600,000 immortal crystals.
"On the mountainside to the east, there is an osmanthus tree with a crooked neck. The old man who sells tea lives in a thatched hut next to the osmanthus tree."
Yang Bo was dubious, "If you lie to me, I will never forgive you."
The man smiled and said, "Don't worry, I will never change my name or surname when I practice virtue, and I will never deceive anyone."
Yang Bo turned around to find someone, but after walking a few steps, he found Xiu Xian following him, and immediately frowned, "What else do you need?"
Xiu Xian shook his head, "It's okay, I'm going home."
Yang Bo glared at him unkindly, then turned around and strode forward.
After walking for a while, Yang Bo found that the other party was still following behind him, and was immediately annoyed, "How long are you going to follow?"
The man pointed to the location to the east, "Misunderstanding, I'm going home, I live there."
"..."
No wonder he knew that the old man lived in the east, did he know him?
Yang Bo suddenly thought of something, "Take me to find him."
Xiu Xianbi gestured for money, "Yes."
Yang Bo was about to get angry when he suddenly realized that the two of them had almost left the range of Tianyuan City.
There is no rule against martial arts outside the city!
Yang Bo had an idea in his mind, and happily gave the other party a million fairy crystals, "As long as you can lead me to find that person, I will definitely 'reward' you well."
Xiu Xian smiled and accepted a million immortal crystals, "It's easy to say, you can just give four to five million immortal crystals at that time."
Yang Bo sneered, "Don't worry, I have nothing else but a lot of fairy crystals."
The two left Tianyuan City one after the other, heading towards Nuwa Mountain.
…
After staying away from Hong'an's group, Lin Qianxiao was not in a hurry to find her elder brother, but took Mo Yu and Lin Qirui to wander around the city, buying everything that was delicious and interesting.
The guards next to Lin Yu'an were not low on vigilance, and soon realized that someone was following them.
No need to guess who it is.
There happened to be a nice-looking restaurant in front, Lin Qian smiled happily and led everyone in to eat.
Lin Qianxiao asked for a private room, ordered a portion of all the signature dishes in the store, and then closed the door to eat.
People from Hong’an waited and waited outside. After waiting for almost two hours, no one in the box came out. Realizing something was wrong, they stepped forward to check, only to find that there was no one in the box.
(end of this chapter)
Fearing that his future sister-in-law would be unhappy, Yang Bo deliberately ordered a cup of spiritual flower tea that girls prefer to drink, and asked the boss to put spiritual honey.
Probably because she was too thirsty, Xiangzhen didn't dislike the poor quality of the tea, and drank it all in one gulp.
"噗~"
Not long after drinking tea, Xiangzhen farts loudly.
There was a very sour fart smell in the air, Yang Bo couldn't say anything, so he could only hold his breath.
Xiangzhen was so embarrassed that the top of her head was about to smoke.
After finally waiting for the fart smell to dissipate, Yang Bo opened his mouth to breathe in fresh air.
"Puff puff puff~"
Xiangzhen let out several loud and smelly serial farts.
Yang Bo was speechless, so he continued to hold his breath.
Fortunately, his cultivation base is advanced, and it is not difficult to seal the five senses. Poor Xiangzhen was hit by the immobilization spell, unable to use her spiritual power, unable to control her body's physiological reactions, and was disgusted and nauseated by her own fart.
The smell of fart was so strong that people passing by could smell it. It was very strange, "It stinks, what is it?"
"Why do I smell like someone farted."
"Who farts so stinky, it's too immoral..."
Everyone talked about each other, Xiangzhen's face was flushed, and she didn't dare to breathe, for fear of being found out that it was her farting.
Kneeling in the street is enough to embarrass her, but if she is rumored to fart and smoke a street, she simply doesn't want to live.
Murphy's Law tells us that the more we fear something, the more likely it will happen.
"Puff puff puff puff ~"
I don't know if it was because I was too nervous or what, Xiangzhen farted again, louder and longer than the previous two times, and the smell was naturally stronger.
The people around immediately ran away covering their noses like birds and beasts.
"It turns out that fairy was right. Princess Xiangzhen really likes to fart."
"Wa hahaha…"
A burst of laughter erupted around.
Xiangzhen was so angry that her eyes turned black, and she almost fainted.
At this time, she finally realized that there must be something wrong with the tea.
She has been fasting recently, so it is impossible to have a physiological reaction to fart, except that she just drank a cup of spiritual flower tea of unknown origin.
She glared at Yang Bo angrily, "What did you drink for me just now!?"
Yang Bo was stunned for a moment, and replied with a guilty conscience: "It's spiritual flower tea. The boss who sells the tea said it can beautify the skin."
"There is a problem with the tea, go find the tea seller!"
"Oh."
Yang Bo turned around to look for the tea seller, he took a closer look, oh well, there is no shadow of the tea stall.
He quickly pulled a passerby standing by the side of the road and asked, "Where's the old man who sells tea here?"
"Oh, he may close the stall."
"Closed the stall?"
"Yeah, he opened the stall very casually, sometimes in the morning, sometimes in the afternoon, and sometimes in the evening."
Yang Bo also realized at this time that there must be something wrong with that person, otherwise he wouldn't have closed the stall as soon as he sold his tea.
"Do you know where he lives?"
The man pointed to the huge mountain towering behind him, "I live on Nuwa Mountain."
"..."
Nima, the entire Tianwaitian is just one Nuwa Mountain. If you don’t live on the mountain, do you live in the sky?
Don't look at this mountain, it's not much smaller than Brahma Realm.
Finding someone is harder than finding a needle in a haystack.
"Do you know the exact address of this person?"
The man didn't make a sound, but made a gesture asking for money.
Yang Bo had no choice but to take out a hundred fairy crystals.
The man didn't answer, and didn't make a sound, just looked at him like that, with a mocking expression on his face, as if saying, that's it?
Yang Bo gritted his teeth and took out a thousand fairy crystals.
The man directly turned his head to one side, obviously looking down on it.
Yang Bo was so angry that his face turned blue, so he turned his head to ask others, but after many inquiries, no one knew where the tea seller lived, and even many people didn't know that there was a tea seller here.
After inquiring around, he still didn’t find any news. Xiangzhen, who was kneeling on the ground, was still farting.
"How much do you want?"
The man chuckled, "I'll show you the way, isn't it too much to have a cup of tea?"
Yang Bo just wanted to say something when he saw the man pointing to Tianming Pavilion, "I'm not greedy, just a cup of Tianming Pavilion's Laojunxian tea."
Yang Bo vomited blood.
Laojun Immortal Tea is a high-grade immortal tea in Tianming Pavilion, and a cup costs 600,000 immortal crystals.
He originally went to the roadside to buy spirit flower tea because he was greedy for cheap, but he was tricked, and now he has to pay 600,000 yuan instead.
Before today, 600,000 immortal crystals were just drizzle to Yang Bo.
But it is different now, he has a whole lot of debt, not to mention 600,000, even 60 immortal crystals he is reluctant to part with.
If you don’t find the boss who sells tea, the sister-in-law will continue to fart in the future, and when the eldest brother knows that he has humiliated Xiangzhen for a mere 100,000 fairy crystals, he will definitely not forgive him lightly.
Yang Bo could only reluctantly give the other party 600,000 immortal crystals.
"On the mountainside to the east, there is an osmanthus tree with a crooked neck. The old man who sells tea lives in a thatched hut next to the osmanthus tree."
Yang Bo was dubious, "If you lie to me, I will never forgive you."
The man smiled and said, "Don't worry, I will never change my name or surname when I practice virtue, and I will never deceive anyone."
Yang Bo turned around to find someone, but after walking a few steps, he found Xiu Xian following him, and immediately frowned, "What else do you need?"
Xiu Xian shook his head, "It's okay, I'm going home."
Yang Bo glared at him unkindly, then turned around and strode forward.
After walking for a while, Yang Bo found that the other party was still following behind him, and was immediately annoyed, "How long are you going to follow?"
The man pointed to the location to the east, "Misunderstanding, I'm going home, I live there."
"..."
No wonder he knew that the old man lived in the east, did he know him?
Yang Bo suddenly thought of something, "Take me to find him."
Xiu Xianbi gestured for money, "Yes."
Yang Bo was about to get angry when he suddenly realized that the two of them had almost left the range of Tianyuan City.
There is no rule against martial arts outside the city!
Yang Bo had an idea in his mind, and happily gave the other party a million fairy crystals, "As long as you can lead me to find that person, I will definitely 'reward' you well."
Xiu Xian smiled and accepted a million immortal crystals, "It's easy to say, you can just give four to five million immortal crystals at that time."
Yang Bo sneered, "Don't worry, I have nothing else but a lot of fairy crystals."
The two left Tianyuan City one after the other, heading towards Nuwa Mountain.
…
After staying away from Hong'an's group, Lin Qianxiao was not in a hurry to find her elder brother, but took Mo Yu and Lin Qirui to wander around the city, buying everything that was delicious and interesting.
The guards next to Lin Yu'an were not low on vigilance, and soon realized that someone was following them.
No need to guess who it is.
There happened to be a nice-looking restaurant in front, Lin Qian smiled happily and led everyone in to eat.
Lin Qianxiao asked for a private room, ordered a portion of all the signature dishes in the store, and then closed the door to eat.
People from Hong’an waited and waited outside. After waiting for almost two hours, no one in the box came out. Realizing something was wrong, they stepped forward to check, only to find that there was no one in the box.
(end of this chapter)
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