Chapter 708： one hundred thousand why

  Xiaobao stole a glance at Qi Xiuyuan, and felt a little distressed when he saw the royal father looking at the book in his hand intently.

Qi Xiuyuan saw that his whole face was wrinkled from the corner of his eyes, and he suddenly laughed. He put down the book and asked, "Do you have something to say to the royal father?"

Xiaobao's eyes lit up, and he was a little twitchy, and finally climbed up to Qi Xiuyuan's knee as if he had made up his mind, holding his head and kissing him on the face.

The smile on Qi Xiuyuan's face suddenly solidified. Seeing his son looking at him a little nervously, he tried his best to soften his face and asked, "Little treasure, who taught you to do this?"

Xiaobao said nervously: "My uncle often kisses my aunt and my younger brother, and my younger brother also kisses my uncle. The younger brother said that kissing means he likes it." Xiaobao's face was slightly red and he said: "I like my mother and my father."

Qi Xiuyuan's heart was Microsoft, but Qi Haoran was a little annoyed. This kid was too inattentive. He even told the child to see and hear about the inner curtain. his son.

Qi Xiuyuan touched his son's head, thinking about how to educate him without making him feel that his parents didn't love him if they didn't kiss him.

The way they express their feelings is just more subtle.

Qi Xiuyuan was about to open his mouth when he saw Xiaobao flexing his fingers and counting: "I like the father and mother the most, so after kissing the father and mother, then Xiaoxiong, aunt and uncle, father, Xiaobao will leave the palace tomorrow, I'm going to kiss Little Bear and my aunt and uncle, and tell them that Little Treasure likes them too."

Qi Xiuyuan swallowed all his words in an instant, and said with a smile: "Then the emperor will ask the guards to **** you out of the palace tomorrow."

Xiaobao nodded happily, and gave Qi Xiuyuan a big kiss on the face. Qi Xiuyuan was sweet in his heart, but he secretly swore that after tomorrow, he must break this understanding of his son. .

Qi Haoran knew it was bad with Xiaobao's saliva. After asking carefully, he confirmed that Xiaobao had indeed kissed his elder brother. Qi Haoran felt as sad as a dead father and wanted to beat his chest, "Xiaoxiong, you are talking nonsense with your brother. what?"

Mu Yangling and the two children looked at him inexplicably together, Qi Haoran stomped his feet, "Do you think the eldest brother is as enlightened as me? What kind of etiquette does this person come and go? These two boys are pushing me into the pit of forgetfulness. "

Then he held the two children in his arms and said, "We know that you are filial to your parents and love us. You can just save it in the morning and evening, and you don't need to kiss to express it."

Xiao Xiong was immediately dissatisfied, "Why can the father kiss the mother?"

Before Qi Haoran could explain, Xiaobao raised his little hand and said, "I know, this is the joy of Dunlon. Uncle and aunt are husband and wife, so we can kiss."

Qi Haoran and Mu Yang were confused and asked, "Who taught you?"

Little Bear had already asked loudly: "What is the joy of Dunlon?" His voice was full of curiosity.

Xiaobao didn't understand either, so he shook his head in confusion, "I don't know either, it's not written in the book."

Qi Haoran went mad, "How old are you, what books do you read?"

Little Bear has already shouted: "Then I will also have fun with Daddy Dunlon."

Qi Haoran & Mu Yangling: "..."

"No way!" The couple spoke righteously?

"Why?" The two curious babies stared at each other curiously with their big eyes.

Xiaobao is smart and precocious. He has just learned from Fang Zhiyuan that "what you know is what you know, but what you don't know is what you don't know", and popularized the idea of ​​asking questions when you don't understand, and only Xiaoxiong can speak, chatting all day long without stopping. , there are more questions, and he doesn't care whether the logic is smooth or not, and once he doesn't understand, he will ask along the way.

Therefore, the two children asked one question after another. Qi Haoran and Mu Yangling could not answer at all, and then answered the Nth question of the two children. When the question was already biased to "what is the difference between a man and a woman?" Finally, he waved his big hand impatiently and rudely concluded: "In short, I can kiss your aunt, your father can kiss your mother, your father and I can kiss you and the bear, and no one else can, now you only You need to remember this, and forget about it when you know everything you need to know when you grow up."

God knows how Qi Haoran felt when Xiaobao pointed his finger to indicate the list he wanted to kiss. This kid even wanted to kiss Yan Du. What kind of kiss is there for that stern face that everyone else owes him three hundred taels of silver. ?

Just because he once gave Xiaobao a smile?

In order to prevent Daqi's future prince and his nephew from doing something that he would regret for life when he grew up, Qi Haoran decided to enforce the scope.

Xiaobao and Xiaoxiong were stunned for a moment and continued to ask questions, "But fourth uncle, can't my aunt kiss us?"

said, Xiaobao said shyly, "My aunt hugged me and kissed me when I entered the door just now."

Qi Haoran glared at Mu Yangling and said, "Come and explain to him, or you won't be allowed to kiss them again in the future." He was about to be driven mad by the children's question after question.

Mu Yangling tilted his head and thought for a while, and said sincerely: "Xiaobao, Xiaoxiong, aunt and uncle do not understand many questions, which requires you to explore, when you grow up, you will always find the answer to the question, if If you can't find it, you can record it for future generations to continue searching."

Xiaobao tilted his head and asked, "So now my uncle and aunt can't answer our questions, right?"

Mu Yangling nodded, "Yes, maybe when you grow up a little more, you will be able to find the answer by yourself."

"I know, I know," Little Bear said, holding up his little hand: "Is watermelon delicious, or cantaloupe, after I eat it, I know it is watermelon."

Mu Yangling twitched the corners of his mouth, nodded and said, "That's pretty much what it means, but little bear, you think watermelon is delicious, this is just your feeling, if others like to eat cantaloupe, they will think cantaloupe is more delicious, this kind of personal preference The problem is that each has its own answer, and we cannot force unity.”

Both Xiaobao and Xiaoxiong seem to understand, but they all keep it in their hearts. As Mu Yangling said, they will understand one day.

Seeing that the two children finally stopped asking questions, Qi Haoran breathed a sigh of relief and whispered to Mu Yangling, "Why didn't you say this earlier?" Bai let them suffer for such a long time.

Mu Yangling also whispered: "I just thought of it too."

Qi Haoran sighed, "Sure enough, there is no pressure and no motivation. If you knew, I would have given you all the questions, so you can think of this long ago."

Qi Haoran patted his **** and stood up, saying, "Leave these two children to you. I'll go to the palace and ask my eldest brother to apologize."

Mu Yangling was at a loss, "What sin please?"

Qi Haoran said with grief and indignation, "Please be blamed by your son, Xiaobao is the crown prince, can he have any family members? Look at what your son has taught him, our family kisses when we close the door, and we have to expand our circle. , to develop friendship and develop to the palace."