Chapter 589

Ma Renjie was lying on the bed. His face was very white, his lips were dry, his eyes were slightly swollen and black, his eyes became a line, and he seemed to be unable to open. He was as if he had lost half his life.

But when Yang Baishu's face was expressionless and told him that the person who performed the laser dance on stage was Li zedao, and his action was more cool than his, his eyes suddenly widened, his body was instantly beaten, and he sat up from the bed like chicken blood.

"Old Old three Ma Renjie's voice was hoarse and roared, with an incredible expression on his face.

"It's him." Yang Baishu said with a cold face, looking at Ma Renjie is like looking at a dead man, there is no sympathy at all.

"Why "He?" Ma Renjie only felt that his whole life was not good again, and then he lay back in bed heavily.

First of all, I squatted in the pit for more than half a day and had diarrhea for more than half a day. I just took a bath and changed my clean clothes I can't help it. It's all in my crotch. Can I not wash it? Ma Renjie is a very clean person. He usually has to take a bath once every two days at most, not to mention having that thing on his crotch.

After that, he threw the "polluted" costumes out to the garbage can and tried to remove the evidence. After all, if such things were known by others, wouldn't it be shameful? So I don't have any strength now.

"I don't know." Yang said coldly, "but It's retribution. It's retribution for taking someone else's monitor's job by despicable means. "

“……” Ma Renjie was stabbed in the chest, but he didn't even have the strength to swear. He could only greet Yang Baishu's ancestors in his heart.

But his already swollen head can't understand why Li zedao can perform laser dance on stage, or why he can dance laser dance, or why he can dance laser dance?

Since he decided to perform laser dance at the orientation party, Ma Renjie has imagined countless scenes, and even made up all kinds of scenes with good imagination.

For example, when he jumped, the ambulance came I can't help it. Because he was so cool, someone's heart couldn't stand it, so he passed out.

For example, as soon as he finished the dance, many female fans came to the stage with a big bunch of flowers in their arms. They were very excited and bashful, and even gave her kisses to the braver ones. Then they boldly expressed that they had already opened a room in which hotel tonight

Even if there is no ambulance, no female fans howling on stage, it's OK, because there is a little beauty who cooks Soup for herself in room 805 of orange Express Hotel opposite the school, waiting for him to teach her laser dance

But how could reality be like this?

There are no cheers, no flowers, no applause, no ambulances, no beauties to show their love in public. There are only stinking farts one after another, running to the toilet like running for life again and again, consuming package after package of paper towels, consuming a little bit of strength of the body, and even accidentally dropping the mobile phone into the pit and finally pulling it On the crotch When has Ma Renjie been so down?

And I have to live up to the little beauty who is likely to be waiting for him in room 805 of orange Express Hotel For the sake of man's dignity, Ma Renjie has to give up!

Now, he was stabbed again. He regarded him as the third brother and performed the laser dance for him. What's different from him is that the first thing he did on stage was to take off his mask and tell everyone that I'm not Ma Renjie, I'm Frog Prince

At the thought of this, Ma Renjie was so angry that he almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

"Why do you have diarrhea?" Yang Baishu took a look at him and asked coldly. Then he took the fragrant Longjing he had just made and drank it.

Yang Baishu likes to drink Longjing tea very much, and his hometown of Suzhou and Hangzhou is also the place where Longjing is produced. In addition, his family has a bit of talent. Therefore, the Longjing tea he drinks now is of fine workmanship, green color, golden nail shape, flat and smooth, green soup color, and fresh taste. It's really top grade!

Ma Renjie overcast a face and didn't answer. How could he know why he had diarrhea? I didn't eat anything indiscriminately. The only thing I ate more was that I was totally attracted by him and was willing to make an appointment with him No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Think, Ma Renjie's eyes fell on the table before the soup mug, as if to think of something like that face is even more ugly.

Is the reason why I have diarrhea is that there is only a faint smell of floating * besides, there is no special soup like the water flowing out of the tap?

As soon as he had diarrhea, the third man took his place in the laser dance and deliberately took off his mask to let everyone know that it was him who danced instead of Ma Renjie Is this actually premeditated?

"Do you understand?" Poplar cypress looked at him and asked coldly.

"Old three..." Ma Renjie's face was extremely gloomy, as if he could wring out a few kilograms of water. "It must be him, it must be the ghost he made. Thanks for taking him as my brother...""Cough..." The poplar tree who was drinking tea was simply choked, then looked at Ma Renjie like an idiot and said, "don't say such disgusting words when I drink water."

"Coffin face, shut up!" Ma Renjie gritted his teeth.

Yang Baishu coldly glanced at him, didn't say anything, and continued to taste the best Longjing tea.

When the door of the dormitory was pushed open, Li zedao came in. He looked at Ma Renjie with concern and said, "boss, are you better? I bought you some medicine for diarrhea. Would you try it? " Then Li zedao handed the medicine in his hand.

"Thank you, third..." Ma Renjie forced a smile on his face. "Just put it on the table. I'll eat it later."

Li zedao nodded and put the medicine on the table.

"Old three, did you dance laser dance on stage?" Ma Renjie pretends to be dumb, which is different from the way he just gritted his teeth to kill.

Yang Baishu gave Ma Renjie a cold look and Li zedao another. He was too lazy to pay attention to these two hypocritical guys and went to the balcony with tea.

"Oh, I was just about to explain it to you." Li zedao looked back a little embarrassed and said, "originally, I was watching the program under the stage. Suddenly, counselor Su called me and asked me if I could dance laser dance. I said a little, and then she let me go backstage and told me that you might not be able to dance, so I could dance laser dance instead of you."

"Of course I said no." Li zedao said, "after all, it's your show. I know that even if you lose one leg, you will try your best to jump on the stage, let alone just have diarrhea..."

“……” Ma Renjie wants to swear. Who is missing a leg? Who's missing a leg? You're missing one leg. You're missing three!

"But as time went on, you still didn't show up, and the school didn't allow the program to be moved back, so I had to go on."

Li zedao had an expression that I didn't want to see at all, so Ma Renjie wanted to smash his hypocritical face.

"Of course, I don't dance as well as you." Li zedao said with some embarrassment, "if you have time in the future, you have to ask the boss for advice."

“……” Ma Renjie only felt that his chest was stabbed by the left knife and the right knife. He was bloody and in abnormal pain. If he hadn't lost his strength now, he would have jumped up and worked hard with him.

At this time, Ma Renjie's face changed wildly, and then "poof!" With a dull sound, there was a disgusting stench in the air.

Li zedao stood up with a cold face and said: "Er, boss I'll go to the hallway and make a call... " Said quickly leave the dormitory.

"Wait Help me to Toilet... " Ma Renjie's voice was extremely weak and he struggled in bed very hard. He tried to get up and get out of bed, and then his face changed again.

He felt his crotch warm again, and the stench in the air was even heavier!

When Yang Baishu saw Li zedao coming out, he gave him a cold glance, then turned around and walked into the dormitory, but soon he came out again, and his face was a little twisted, as if he might spit out at any time. Then he took a deep breath, and entered the dormitory again. This time, he didn't come out, only he came out But the sound of retching came from the dormitory.

"It seems that although the two always attack each other and look at each other, they still wear the same pair of pants at the critical moment." Li zedao muttered in his heart, "but I can't live here tonight. Who knows if I will be smoked in the middle of the night? It's better to leave as soon as possible. "

Just when Li zedao put his hands into his pocket and walked toward the stairway, he met Zhao Xiaoxi who went up the stairs.

"For supper?" Li zedao asked with a smile.

"Well." Zhao Xiaoxi saw that Li zedao's eyes brightened slightly, and then he quickly lowered his head, looking extremely embarrassed, "that I'm sorry... "

"I'm sorry?"

"You helped me so much, but I didn't vote for you when I elected monitor..." Zhao Xiaoxi whispered, a face of shame.

Li zedao said with a smile: "friendly tips, you can enter it for a while. You just have enough to eat. You may not be able to stand it after you enter. It's poisonous."

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