v7 Chapter 68： Because of the excessive efforts of salted fish, it caused various twists and turns in the plan

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Li Jie sat on the sand. ? W = W ≠ W. 81ZW. Com's eyelids are puffy. His eyelids were sullen, and his eyes were a little blind. The head is not clean and tidy as usual. Instead, it looks like a messy bird nest.

The top two buttons on the shirt appeared to have been torn by violence. This makes the original high-end shirts with very good styles look very messy, and they are like worn clothes picked up from the roadside.

He sat in the sand, bending his head and bowing his head. One hand held his forehead and one hand rubbed his stomach. His image now resembles Rodin's sculpture: The Thinker. Or maybe it's like the feeling of powerlessness sitting on the toilet when constipation can't detox normally.

Li Jie felt his stomach ache and headache. It hurts everywhere. He almost exploded.

On the sand diagonally opposite Li Jie, a tall, bloated man with long golden hair was lying in the sand. He has potato wedges and ketchup on his left hand, and a 1.5L bottle of Coca-Cola on his right hand.

He occasionally grabbed a handful of potato wedges with tomato sauce and stuffed it into his mouth. Then give yourself a sip of cola. Then he laughed while watching the show on the TV.

The TV broadcast is organized by the world's famous chef Gordon Ramsay, the world's most famous culinary reality show "Hell's Kitchen", the TV broadcast is the sixteenth season.

"You are a dog xxx, and even a scallop is bad at cooking xxxx. You need to know that my grandma's dog can use its xxxxx to be 10,000 times better than your xxxxx. If you don't want to Continue xxxxx, then quickly roll back to your home xxx! "

One of the biggest highlights of "Hell's Kitchen" is to see how Gordon used the dirty words to curse people. This is very popular in English-speaking countries with few curses and skills.

So watching "Hell's Kitchen", besides watching Gordon's cooking, is also a great fun to see how he curses people. Many American audiences are addicted to this.

The fat man lying in the sand, like all ordinary Americans, is addicted to the teaching of Gordon Ramsay's cursing skills.

Not only watched how Gordon Ramsay scolded people on TV, but also tried to learn some techniques of cursing in Gordon's way. After he finished, he thought it was funny, and he laughed out loud.

Li Jie has tried not to look at the fat man on the opposite side as much as possible, but the laughter made him have to turn his head to look at this guy.

With just a glance, Li Jie felt his stomach twitch and his head dizzy wanted to spin. No, you can't think about anything else. This will cause me a lot of trouble.

Li Jieqiang endured his urge to kill. Because the impact of this fat man is really too great.

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Everything was born an hour ago.

Since the battle in Eastern Europe, Li Jie has started his rush. Since he wanted to choose, his own life, to create this way. Then it inevitably means more effort and effort.

Since Marvel's world does not give a peaceful life, let me create a peaceful life myself. For this he went to Toyo and went to hell. Want to introduce aliens, start the layout for the battle of New York. To change the world's government, he first elected the mayor of New York City.

It is even necessary to fundamentally eliminate the possibility of a civil war explosion. Not long ago, he and the Iron Man Tony had just privately conspired to form a light meeting. An organization that may change the direction of the world.

As well as instigating Captain America to sue the US government and get a spider searchlight for Spider-Man to illuminate the night sky of New York, and so on.

It should be said that he has done very, very many things in a short period of time. This made him very busy, even busy to foster a salted fish **** from Asgard, oh, no. It is the **** of thunder.

In fact, the entire Asgard is also a very important part of Li Jie's plan. Especially Thor, whose identity as Thor's son of Odin is highly valued by Li Jie.

So when Thor came to join him for the second time, Li Jie did not refuse Thor. Even without the gift Valkyrie brought from Asgard. The Thunder Blade donated by Rocky, Li Jie will also adopt Thor.

Especially after Li Jie decided to introduce a part of the dark elves from the war in Asgard. Thor will become a link between the earth and Asgard in the future. It can be said that the task after Thor will be very heavy.

Plus after discussing the light meeting with Tony that day. Suddenly, some thoughts appeared in Li Jie's mind. Some ideas need to be discussed with Thor, or even with Loki, and the assistance of these two people can be completed.

It can be said that Thor is an important part in the implementation of the whole idea. Even an unavailable part, using his identity as Prince Asgard.

Because after having a deep communication with Tony, both of them felt in some way. Some things can't be brought forward by ordinary humans, including neither of them.

Because of the arrogance and arrogance of politicians. The self-righteousness of those governments makes it difficult for them to have equal dialogue with ordinary people. Unless Li Jie and Tony want to subvert the entire government of human society, this is naturally impossible.

So his story about Thor was put on the schedule by Li Jie in his heart. After solving the problems of Peter and his father-in-law, and Spider-Man and Sergeant George, Li Jie was finally able to find time to find Thor.

Thor without divine power will not work. Odin sealed Thor's divine power, he is now a mortal. If you want to unlock the seal, you must crack the seal set by Odin.

That is to learn humility and truly understand the meaning of life. So Li Jie took the time to find Thor today, and he was ready to talk to Thor. How can he restore his power quickly.

Because of respect for other people's problems, although Tor's house was rented by Li Jie, he did not keep a spare key. So when arriving at Thor's apartment, Li Jie could only ring the doorbell, hoping that Tor was now at home, not going out.

Dingdong ~ Dingdong, the doorbell pressed twice, but did not hear someone coming to open the door. Li Jie listened carefully to the sound inside, as if playing a TV show.

"It looks like Thor is watching TV?" Li Jie was not sure. Perhaps the TV sound was too loud, so Thor didn't hear the doorbell. Li Jie wanted to pat the door, but he turned out that the door was not locked, but was simply taken.

Li Jie directly backed away and entered. He smelled the smell in the air. "Well, there is no smell of alcohol."

The last time Li Jie came to visit Thor, this guy was still addicted to alcohol and was a complete dead fish. Valkyrie did not care about his drinking. Anyway, Thor wakes up every day to drink alcohol to paralyze himself, until he is drunk.

Then wake up and drink. It is a state of a drunkard going back and forth. Li Jie didn't like that state very much, and felt that Thor fell too fast. So he couldn't help but scold Thor.

It seems that this curse is still useful. At least now Thor is no longer addicted to alcohol! Li Jie was still a little bit happy in his heart, at least it proved that he was right. Thor should be up now, which is very beneficial to Li Jie's next plan.

Li Jie felt a little more confident.

As he walked into the room, Li Jie smelled the smell of fried chicken. Oh yes. Valkyrie is now back at Asgard Palace, and no one should be concerned about Thor ’s food.

And looking at Thor, it doesn't look like a cook. So it should be food bought outside. Li Jie thought that there was a shop selling fried chicken burgers around the corner of the apartment.

Continue to approach the living room, Li Jie can already hear the dialogue in the TV program. This surprises Li Jie. Does Thor watch "Hell's Kitchen" again?

And there was haha ​​laughter in the living room, is this Thor laughing while watching the show? When will he understand the jokes and stalks of the earth?

Li Jie entered the living room with some doubt. A bloated and fat man was lying in the sand, drinking cola and eating potato wedges, and a whole fried chicken on the coffee table. Did you laugh while watching TV and eating?

This is Thor's new friend? I didn't think he hadn't seen Thor for more than a month. He has found an ordinary person on the earth to be a friend.

Li Jie thought a little happily, so he introduced himself more politely. "Hi, hello, my name is Jason. It's Thor's friend. Do you know where Thor is now?"

Li Jie looked around the house as if he didn't see Thor.

The man nestled in the sand looked at Li Jie with a look like a fool. "Jason, are you a fool? I am Thor, or should you go to see an ophthalmologist and treat your **** eyes?"

what? Did you just hear it? Li Jie thinks about whether he did not drink alcohol yesterday, and there was no hangover. He never took drugs.

Could someone invade their mind? That ’s wrong. I ’m carrying the Millennium Building Blocks that I ’m rewarding. This gadget is an artifact of mental protection, capable of building a maze outside of his own mind. It is impossible for ordinary people to invade their own thinking!

Li Jie's guesses one by one, and one by one was rejected by himself.

So now there is only one truth. Li Jie looked at the man nestled in the sand incredulously. That's right, he does have Thor's golden length.

And the clothes on his body seem to be indeed Thor's ~ www.novelhall.com ~, but the loose shirt that was originally worn on Thor's body became extremely tight in his body.

The stubble with that beard is indeed one of Thor's hallmarks.

Li Jie asked with a ten thousandth hope. "If you are Thor, then tell me, where are you from?"

"Fool, I'm from Asgard. Is your memory **** by the male dog of the Massa family?" The fat Thor waved at Li Jie impatiently.

Li Jie instantly felt that there were countless sharp arrows that pierced his chest at this moment. Scratch his heart. Only once did I feel that I had grasped the fate of destiny.

But at this moment, Li Jie felt that destiny slipped away from his own hands again. And choked his throat again.

Your original plan, original idea, everything. At this moment, it seemed to be completely disrupted. He seemed to hear a mockery of fate in the midst.

At this moment, he fell helplessly on the one-man sand beside him, deep in thought.