Chapter 513： Ah, what a pain to comprehend

"What do you belong to?"

"It's a dog."

"No, you belong to me."

"But you are not a dog?"

Zhao Lufeng had an ugly expression on his face, how could he take this earthy love story like this?

Zhao Lufeng was not convinced.

Continue to yell: "Xin Ran, I have confirmed the look in my eyes, you are the one I love!"

Li Xinran: "I have confirmed the look in my eyes, I am the one you can't get in~"

Heartache~

But keep going~

Zhao Lufeng: "Thousands of waters and mountains are always in love, can you love me more?"

Li Xinran: "An inch of time and an inch of gold, persuade you to die this heart~"

Zhao Lufeng said in his heart: What am I...#￥%...! !

Angry.

Staring at Ye Xiu.

Roaring in my heart: Good boy, a bit capable! ! ! (╬￣vessel￣)

Zhao Lufeng: "Xin Ran, you are a little weird today, weirdly cute."

Li Xinran: "You are also a little weird today, ugly (sing)~~~"

Zhao Lufeng:...

Zhao Lufeng: "I made a hole in my hand, so please make a hole too, so that we will be married."

Li Xinran covered her mouth and suffocated her smile: "Go away, I'm afraid the blood will melt together and find that I am you and your mother~~~"

Zhao Lufeng (`Mai'): "Xinran, can I take you to a place?"

Li Xinran: "Where to go?"

Zhao Lufeng: "Go to my household registration book."

Li Xinran sighed: "Yes, I'm sorry, I won't accept my son..."

Zhao Lufeng (#｀罀'): "Xinran, do you like drinking water?"

Li Xinran: "I like it."

Zhao Lufeng: "Then you already like me 70%."

Li Xinran listened to the answer given by Ye Xiu, and continued to smirk: "You, did you not even count that piece of your mind..."

Zhao Lufeng: "..."

Anxious and furious, incompetent and furious.

He stared at Ye Xiu frantically.

Damn, I met an opponent today!

It seems that I have to use all of Lao Tzu's strength!

Zhao Lufeng snorted coldly: "It was just a warm-up, now it's really starting! Take it!"

Ye Xiu: "Bring your horse here."

Zhao Lufeng held up his chest, his eyes were sincere, and looked at Li Xinran: "All living beings are bitter, but you are the only one who is sweet!"

Li Xinran sighed: "Taste all sentient beings, you speak for the scumbag~"

Zhao Lufeng: "..."

Zhao Lufeng: "Do you know the difference between me and Tang Seng?"

Li Xinran: "What's the difference?"

Zhao Lufeng: "He learns from his experience, and I will marry you."

Li Xinran: "Do you know the difference between you and Zhu Bajie?"

Zhao Lufeng: "What's the difference?"

Li Xinran sighed: "There is no difference."

Zhao Lufeng: "..."

".................."

In the next five minutes of PK, Zhao Lufeng was abused by blood~

He said that he was thirsty and furious, but he was killed by Ye Xiu, throwing his helmet and abandoning his armor, and was embarrassed~~

Complete slaughter!

Li Xinran wanted to laugh, but it was not easy to laugh at Zhao Lufeng, after all, they were still old classmates.

But the cheeks hurt!

Already in my heart: hahahahahahahahaha...

Many passers-by stopped, listening to the answer given by Ye Xiu, one by one secretly cried out and was shocked.

It turns out that the local love story can still be picked up like this?

Cowhide! !

666666

Zhao Lufeng gasped, staring at Ye Xiu with a calm expression on his face, and he was crazy about MMP.

This is the first time I heard the love words of the soil, I can still pick it up like this!

The key is so escorted!

It's outrageous!

And these words still came out of Li Xinran's mouth.

That effect is even more heartbreaking! !

How excited I was before, now I am so tingling~~

I even couldn’t help thinking of a song: Ah, what a painful comprehension~~~

MMP!

Ye Xiu smiled and said, "Will you be convinced?"

"Unacceptable! You told Li Xinran to change the words unfairly, which affected my performance!" Zhao Lufeng cried out for excuses.

Ye Xiu: "Then what do you want?"

"Wait, I'll call someone!" Zhao Lufeng immediately took out his cell phone and called.

Ye Xiu: Oh, there are teammates? Isn't it a double kill?

OK, I'm waiting~~

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