Chapter 638： The peak duel with the smelly brother

Brother Smelly asked: "Big brother, the maggot is dead, will there be maggots in the maggot?"

Ye Xiu: "Maggots will be born, called maggots in maggots."

Brother smelly:? ? ?

Maggot in maggot?

This is also OK?

brush!

When the smelly brother was stunned, the sister next to him gave him a fierce look: What's the matter with you? Asking someone such a weird question!

The smelly brother forcibly ignored his sister's gaze and glared at Ye Xiu.

Don’t think that if you answer one, it’s amazing!

I have many questions!

You can listen!

Brother Smelly asked: "Big brother, do you know the father and daughter of Thunder?"

Ye Xiu: "I know. The myth controls thunder and lightning."

Brother Smelly: "Oh, do they use direct current or alternating current?"

Ye Xiu:? ? ?

Take a deep look at him.

Good guy, you know DC and AC at such a young age?

The key is also related to Lei's father and electric mother? Who taught this?

It's outrageous.

Brother Smelly looked at Ye Xiu's expression, and thought he couldn't answer, so he was very proud.

result.

Ye Xiu: "Well thunder father and mother... generally direct current during the day, and at night... alternating current~"

Smelly brother:? ? ?

Suddenly turned his head to look at her sister: "Sister, what do you mean by the big brother?"

My sister flushed, turned her head and looked out the window: "Don't ask me...I don't understand...!"

However, as the younger brother of the older sister, how can you not know your older sister?

Sister’s expression is obviously.... I understand~

snort!

Don't want to lie to me!

"I'm not convinced!

Come again! "

The younger brother turned his head and yelled at Ye Xiu again.

Question: "Why are cucumbers green?"

Ye Xiu: "Because it's not fully cooked yet~"

As we all know, cucumbers are yellow when they are ripe~

Smelly brother:? ? ?

Dissatisfied!

Come again!

Question: "Why is seaweed black?"

Ye Xiu: "Have you never heard of it?"

Brother smelly: "What did you hear?"

Ye Xiu: "Red is purple, purple is black~"

Smelly brother:? ? ?

"Can the walnuts caught by the door nourish the brain?"

Ye Xiu: "It can be repaired, the repaired head is like being caught by a door~"

Brother smelly:? ? ?

"How can I put my tongue in my mouth to make it more comfortable?"

Ye Xiu: "It will be more comfortable if you put it in... other people's mouth~"

Smelly brother:? ? ?

Turning his head again to look at her sister: "Is that so? My sister."

The sister's face flushed, and her eyes stared: "Don't ask me, I don't know!"

Brother Smelly shrank his neck, turned his head in fear, and mumbled: "If you don't want to say it, don't say it... What's so fierce..."

Wronged Baba.

When he turned his head to look at Ye Xiu again, Brother Smelly had already looked like an enemy.

Ye Xiu was the first to answer his many questions.

He was very unconvinced.

Continue to say: "Can I eat on an empty stomach?"

Ye Xiu glanced at him: "It is not recommended to eat on an empty stomach. It is recommended...to eat **** first."

Brother smelly:! ?

He's definitely not just **** me, right? Absolutely more?

Brother smelly: (｀罀')

"Does the pregnant woman count as a gang fight?"

Ye Xiu: "No, because the child didn't do it."

Brother smelly:? ? ?

"Will the rat get sick and take rat poison?"

Ye Xiu: "If you don't have a wife, you won't have a wife who eats a wife cake."

"Why are oysters called oysters when they are cooked?"

Ye Xiu: "Because raw oysters are not yet familiar with you."

Brother smelly:? ? ?

"Is the poison still poisonous after it has expired!"

Ye Xiu: "If the poison has expired, it means that the medicine has expired and not that it has expired."

"What about taking laxatives and antidiarrheals at the same time?"

Ye Xiu said leisurely: "Then...it should be half of it~"

Pouch!

The sister next to her almost laughed.

Quickly cover your mouth and hold back a smile.

Brother Smelly also opened his eyes.

Is it okay to pull halfway?

Come out because you thought it out!

Brother Smelly: "The mushrooms that fall into the dung can still be called mushrooms?"

Ye Xiu glanced at him through the rearview mirror: "Can you still call someone if you fall into the dung?"

Brother smelly:! ?

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"How much does a computer with around five thousand cost!?"

Ye Xiu: "Maybe so many, maybe so many~"

Brother smelly:? ? ?

What are you so...you will!

The smelly brother was furious, and felt like he had encountered a powerful enemy!

"I still have!"

The smelly brother shouted angrily: "The pig kidney is weak, can the pig kidney still nourish the kidney!"

Ye Xiu: "Of course it can"

"Why?"

Ye Xiu: "Because the negative is positive~"

Smelly brother:? ? ? ?

His face was frustrated for an instant.

Because he felt... he lost...

I lost to this handsome and hateful stinky brother in front of me.

Ye Xiu: "Anything else?"

Brother Smelly frustrated: "No, no, you won."

The sister next to her looked at her eyes glowing.

I don't know where this stinky boy comes from so many strange questions.

But Ye Xiu can answer all this, so amazing~

Seeing the light in the eyes of the sister next to him, the smelly brother sighed and said.

"Okay, this day is coming after all. Instead of letting others succeed, it's better to make you cheaper. After all, you are still handsome and powerful."

Ye Xiu: "What's cheaper for me?"

Brother Smelly raised his head and shouted solemnly: "From today!

My Sun Zhengyang officially admitted!

you!

It is my brother-in-law who is ready to choose! "

Ye Xiu:? ? ?

elder sister:? ? ? ?

The smile on the face of the sister who was still holding her smile just now disappeared.

Murderous aura gradually condensed in his eyes~

Your kid... I want to be a good thing for my old lady! ! !

Hearing this, Ye Xiu smiled, "It turns out it's because of this, brother, you think too much.

I won't be your brother-in-law, I have a girlfriend. "

The sister next to her looked at the smelly brother, with murderous aura.

Brother Smelly finally panicked, stepped forward and grabbed Ye Xiu's shoulder, stuttering, "No, no, no, you are right? You must be!"

Ye Xiu shook his head: "Really not~"

Brother smelly: (??ω???‖)?

I'm going to cry~

...

Three minutes later.

At the gate of Yuhua Road International Park.

Ye Xiu stopped and his brother got off.

Ye Xiu smiled and said, "Bye bye, two~"

After speaking, drive away.

Brother Smelly: "Sister, let's go, we are going to find cousin."

Pulling the little hand, the sister did not move.

As soon as Brother Smelly looked up, he saw his sister's cannibal smile.

I saw my sister bending down slightly and touching his brother's head.

Smiled and said: "Today's trip has been cancelled. Shall we go home?

My sister specially prepared a surprise for you~"

Obviously, his normally warm hands, but at the moment, he touched the back of his head and his scalp was tingling.

The smelly brother shook his head repeatedly: "But sister, I don't want to go back."

The elder sister leaned down, slid her hand from her head to her neck and squeezed it slightly, smiling and saying, "No, you want to!"

Brother smelly:?_?? ? ?

...

ten minutes later.

Brother smelly saw the "surprise" his sister gave him at home

Two summer exercise books! ! ! !

The smelly brother just broke his mind~

Oh oh...

Sister, I was really wrong, I will never stop you from finding my brother-in-law~

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